[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;31466282]I've been in two, the first failed due to reasons that were totally separate from the distance, the second is no longer long distance.
Sure there's a chance of LDRs failing but it's unfair to assume that a LDR is definitely going to fail and isn't even worth a try. It all depends on you as a person and what you can handle.[/QUOTE]
nothing's worth a try just stay at home and stare at your mirror as you watch yourself age
[QUOTE=thisispain;31466336]nothing's worth a try just stay at home and stare at your mirror as you watch yourself age[/QUOTE]
Listen to this man, he tried it before, at least twice. Or so he says.
Anyway, since confusion and decay is in order, I assume it's time to get more doubts from the internet. My girlfriend is rather afraid of anything sexual, it seems (and due to her obliviousness with certain things, this comes from ignorance in this subject). So, uh. Any way to ease her in into not being afraid to talk/ask about the subject?
[QUOTE=gufu;31482768]So, uh. Any way to ease her in into not being afraid to talk/ask about the subject?[/QUOTE]
watch a dirty movie
that's what sex comedies are for
[QUOTE=thisispain;31483009]watch a dirty movie
that's what sex comedies are for[/QUOTE]
Thing is, we watched Monthy Python. Most, except the most blatant on sex-related jokes just went over her head.
how did you end up with someone so sheltered
[QUOTE=gufu;31483094]Thing is, we watched Monthy Python. Most, except the most blatant on sex-related jokes just went over her head.[/QUOTE]
then i'll go out on a limb here and just say she's probably hasn't sexually awakened yet
is she 11 ?
How far have you been with her already?
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;31483420]how did you end up with someone so sheltered[/QUOTE]
She kinda kept herself like that, not her parent's fault for sure.
[QUOTE=Godline;31484025]is she 11 ?[/QUOTE]
19.
[QUOTE=E1025;31494122]How far have you been with her already?[/QUOTE]
Not really far, for the time we've been together.
[QUOTE=gufu;31496463]
19.[/QUOTE]
whop never mind she's just weird
show her the joys of internet pornography
It's beyond me how some girls can be so unreceptive to that sort of thing. If you're making out with someone you trust and have feelings for and it starts getting all passionate, why wouldn't you want it to go further.
Unless you haven't even done that much yet, in which case you probably should. Maybe it was just my ex but kisses really got things going quickly for us.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;31499605]
Unless you haven't even done that much yet, in which case you probably should. Maybe it was just my ex but kisses really got things going quickly for us.[/QUOTE]
While we do kiss, she always keeps away from French Kisses, because she is "not ready for it".
[QUOTE=thisispain;31496805]show her the joys of internet pornography[/QUOTE]
Later.
as bad as it is to say dump a girl because she doesn't put out... if you've been going out for a while, she should be more willing to leave her comfort zone. there's a delicate balance between encouraging and pushing, and if you're not willing to test that balance, then either don't make physical progress in the relationship or break up with her. i'm not saying she's/the relationship's not worth it; moving slowly is not always an easy thing to do. especially when she's not comfortable with kissing.
with things like that, it's difficult to be like "when will you be ready, then?" without sounding like a jerk.
i might be super late, but has anyone noticed the irony in mavericks name?
The whole "I'm not ready" thing is retarded. It's not like you're going to just wake up one day and finally feel ready to kiss someone. What she's saying when she says "I'm not ready" is "I don't trust you." If she doesn't trust you enough to even french kiss, you're in some deep shit. Some girls are more reserved than others, but there's a line between reserved and just stupid. Going "I'm not ready to french kiss" is pretty fucking retarded.
Think of it this way, if it takes you this long to just get to french kissing, how long will it take to go to the next level? You might be able to hold out now, but you're going to want some physical intimacy beyond hugging and little kisses eventually and this girl will deny you of that. You need to let her know physical intimacy is a part of relationships, and if she isn't willing to do that then there's no use being in a relationship. You don't need to be having sex tomorrow but god damn, she won't even french kiss? That's some serious bullshit, captain.
[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=SteelReal;31500552]i might be super late, but has anyone noticed the irony in mavericks name?[/QUOTE]
wat
preparing for explanation where youre looking too deep into things
well maverick implies being a loner and from what I can tell you are a respected relationship advice giver on fp.
[QUOTE=SteelReal;31500632]well maverick implies being a loner and from what I can tell you are a respected relationship advice giver on fp.[/QUOTE]
Now that you mention it...
[QUOTE=SteelReal;31500632]well maverick implies being a loner and from what I can tell you are a respected relationship advice giver on fp.[/QUOTE]
Eh, it implies independence but not in a negative way as the term "loner," does. Considering I kind of paddle upstream and give advice in a way most people disagree with, I'd say the name fits fairly well.
my name is ironic cuz im not a n00b lets play some css ill fuck you up
Things were kinda weird with my first girlfriend... It was long distance (oh god never again), and our first kiss, first makeout session, and first handjob (even if it got interrupted... :frown:) were within 2 hours of eachother.
Sitting through supper with her dad for the first time, with blue balls, and a girlfriend who likes to tease you, is fucking AWFUL.
[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]
Tease as in.. while her dad is in the bathroom and her mom is getting dessert from the other room, she starts grabbing at my crotch again.
I'm an oxymoron.
[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]
I'm a fucking walking paradox, no I'm not.
i'm A fucking UNICORN
I'm occluded.
I'm a double outstanding-citizen-of-african-descent.
I'm a mentos.
I'm late
I am win.
[QUOTE=thisispain;31502715]i'm A fucking UNICORN[/QUOTE]
You and your obsession with virgins.
I recently asked out one of my first friends when I changed schools in 4th grade. Feels good man.
snip actually
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