• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit II
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[QUOTE=someguyihate;31526066]Yeah sure, I'm gonna go and have as much fun as I can, I mean really, it's going to basically be all my friends there plus more. I actually have my eye on one girl in particular, but yeah the problem is that she's friends with the ex, you don't think it would be controversial if I make a move on her?[/QUOTE] You don't seem to accept the whole "moved on" idea, do you. :rolleyes: [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Besides, you're not one to blame if you do something "controversial", because it's not supposed to be a problem at all. You might risk that your ex told her girlfriends about whatever you've done, though.
of course I do, I just really don't want to fuck up her birthday by doing anything silly. I'm not too great at this stuff obviously, I'm still confused by a lot of what has happened
Dude who gives a fuck about her birthday. She's demonstrated to you quite clearly that she doesn't give a shit about your feelings and is more than happy to hook up and sleep with another guy, why do you care about doing the same to her? She's not your business anymore and you're not hers, you need to understand this.
true, i dont give a fukc
[QUOTE=someguyihate;31524390]Any suggestions on how to make things move on more easily? It'd probably be best to mention that she was my first proper girlfriend, and I was her first boyfriend. That would probably explain why I've been such a mong about everything :/[/QUOTE] Stop trying to make excuses for yourself, I wasn't this retarded with my first girlfriend.
[QUOTE=someguyihate;31526362]true, i dont give a fukc[/QUOTE] Just on the side, how old are you two?
both 17, she's turning 18 soon though obviously angst angst angst angst angst angst angst angst angst [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Anyway, I need to sleep. I know I'm an idiot but thank you guys, it's been really helpful having some confronting opinions on my situation. ily guys now i'm off to have a bat and get some rest
stop talking about her u fcuk dont give a shit go to her party say happy bday then fuck a chick. move on ffs
Just got head for the first time last night. Some drunk girl horny as fuck on a beach at night. Would've gone further but she was on her period. Just wanted to post this as an achievement [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] for myself
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31527759]Just got head for the first time last night. Some drunk girl horny as fuck on a beach at night. Would've gone further but she was on her period. Just wanted to post this as an achievement [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] for myself[/QUOTE] Should've gotten your Red Wings and Clown Face. Perfect opportunity to do so.
[QUOTE=Evilan;31530940]Should've gotten your Red Wings and Clown Face. Perfect opportunity to do so.[/QUOTE] Oh god what? Do I even want to know what that means...?
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31531829]Oh god what? Do I even want to know what that means...?[/QUOTE] eating a girl on her period
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;31531990]eating a girl on her period[/QUOTE] I thought so. As appealing as that sounds -oh wait, no it doesn't- I doubt she would've gone along with it.
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31532022]I thought so. As appealing as that sounds -oh wait, no it doesn't- I doubt she would've gone along with it.[/QUOTE] it's kind of a joke you really don't want to do that
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;31532144]it's kind of a joke you really don't want to do that[/QUOTE] Good to know. Can't imagine the taste.
Doesn't taste that bad. Real men earn their redwings with pride.
pussy already tastes like irony water i don't want more salt on my salt
snip, whatever
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;31532144]it's kind of a joke you really don't want to do that[/QUOTE] There has to be an Urban Dictionary Bucket list for all the weird sexual acts you should perform.
Got a drunk single milf to send me a few photos including a tit shot last night. Not baaaad considering the emotional baggage this woman carries
how old is she? [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] ps you seem like a terrible person
I'd tag a milf for novelty.
42 i think? But hey she was the one who started drunk texting me [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] But ill agree it sounds slightly sleazy
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;31534832]Got a drunk single milf to send me a few photos including a tit shot last night. Not baaaad considering the emotional baggage this woman carries[/QUOTE] verynicelady what are you doin!
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31527759]Just got head for the first time last night. Some drunk girl horny as fuck on a beach at night. Would've gone further but she was on her period. Just wanted to post this as an achievement [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] for myself[/QUOTE] Just wanted to add, she kissed like four other guys post-swallow, and it warms me to know that there's some of my seed swimming around in guys as we speak. One of those kisses was for a cigarette. Classy
shit hope none of them get preggers
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31537045]Just wanted to add, she kissed like four other guys post-swallow, and it warms me to know that there's some of my seed swimming around in guys as we speak. One of those kisses was for a cigarette. Classy[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/650116_o.gif[/img] "Nice"
[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31537045]Just wanted to add, she kissed like four other guys post-swallow, and it warms me to know that there's some of my seed swimming around in guys as we speak. One of those kisses was for a cigarette. Classy[/QUOTE] You want your seed swimming around in other guys, That sounds kind of gay....
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;31532287]pussy already tastes like irony water i don't want more salt on my salt[/QUOTE]I've been down on a few girls and they all taste a little different. Only one of them was ever bad... not sure wtf her issue was but it only took once to learn my lesson there. Do remember that some of what people eat will affect the way they taste, men included. I remember I was on a sesame binge once and my girlfriend complained that my cum tasted like sesame snaps. She made me stop eating them lol... but yeah, the bigger issue is usually just cleanliness aka FUCKING WASH YOURSELVES
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;31540604]I've been down on a few girls and they all taste a little different. Only one of them was ever bad... not sure wtf her issue was but it only took once to learn my lesson there.[/QUOTE] she might have been wiping the wrong way lol
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