Ok so it's completely your problem and not hers.
You're used to a really fast relationship, she isn't.
You either need to wait it out with her, or find someone else who likes it fast.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;31753438]Ok so it's completely your problem and not hers.
You're used to a really fast relationship, she isn't.
You either need to wait it out with her, or find someone else who likes it fast.[/QUOTE]
That is horrible, I can't just break up with her because I want sex dude! That would break her heart haha
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;31753392]P.S. It's not love after a month unless there are EXTREMELY rare and special circumstances at work, and I don't even have to ask to know they're not there. You like the girl, you care about her, you want to be with her. Fair enough. You definitely don't love her.[/QUOTE]
I [i]think[/i] I know what love is, I care about her to an extent where I would severely harm someone who harms her, I want to be with her like all the time. I hate it when she goes on the back of motorbikes if I am not the driver because I am scared she will get hurt. I always take her home and we spend about 10 minutes on our goodbye kiss. We talk all the time, we have very similar interests (she loves GTA IV!) and I want to get to know her family more.
I am moving out of my house soon and she has agreed to move in with me soon but not right away so I think we do "kind of love each other" like I said.
If not I really don't know what love is :/
That's just textbook infatuation. You don't love the girl at all.
But yeah, as has been said, you're the one with the problem. You're expecting her to go about things the same way your previous girlfriends did, getting upset because she doesn't want to go at your pace. Regardless of how fast previous relationships have been, it's retarded to have the logic "Well I'm used to it this way so they all have to be this way."
I've hooked up and had a lot of one-week flings with girls, but was just fine with waiting for three quarters of a year to have sex with the girl I've been with. You're incredibly immature if you can't keep your dick in your pants for a while. You got through the first 15 years of your life without having sex, you can manage to wait a while for this girl.
10 bucks says the girl is chubby.
Chubby chaser, lol.
Words of wisdom from someone who's been stupid enough to let curiosity get the best of him:
Having sex with big girls is disgusting.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31753957]
Words of wisdom from someone who's been stupid enough to let curiosity get the best of him:
Having sex with big girls is disgusting.[/QUOTE]
i love this one, tell it again
[QUOTE=thisispain;31755210]i love this one, tell it again[/QUOTE]
srs?
Don't wanna spend the time typing up another rendition of it if you're being sarcastic, haha.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31753957]Words of wisdom from someone who's been stupid enough to let curiosity get the best of him:
Having sex with big girls is disgusting.[/QUOTE]The girl from the story: did she just have a little extra weight or was she one of those girls they'd have to put a WIDE LOAD sign on?
You know what I hate? When really fat chicks say things like "CURVY WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL!" Yes, yes they fucking are... but these fat chicks don't have curves, they have rolls: two entirely different things. Please don't confuse curves (sexy) with rolls (*barf*)
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31755570]srs?
Don't wanna spend the time typing up another rendition of it if you're being sarcastic, haha.[/QUOTE]
why would i be sarcastic, it's hilarious, embarrassing and it isn't happening to me so do tell.
tell a new one
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;31755584]The girl from the story: did she just have a little extra weight or was she one of those girls they'd have to put a WIDE LOAD sign on?
You know what I hate? When really fat chicks say things like "CURVY WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL!" Yes, yes they fucking are... but these fat chicks don't have curves, they have rolls: two entirely different things. Please don't confuse curves (sexy) with rolls (*barf*)[/QUOTE]
She wasn't a crazy huge porker but she had some poundage. I'd say right in between chubby and fat.
Here we go.
[b]=THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM=[/b]
Started off as a normal night in college. Me and a good friend were looking for something to do, but the night wasn't looking promising. I decided to go out on a limb and ask some old friends from high school that I never talk to if they were doing anything (one of them lives in town) and we got invited over to play some beer pong and all that jazz.
We didn't have rides of our own (well, I have a truck but I hate driving so it wasn't an option), a few of them obliged to pick us up since they were going on a beer run. We get in a car with 3 other people, the driver being a big girl I knew in high school who used to have a massive crush on me. I look over at my friend and say:
[I]"I'm going to make a mistake tonight."[/I]
Back up for a second. You see, before I ever go to parties, I get feelings about them. A spidey sense of sorts. It never fails, if I feel it's going to be a good night, it's a good night. Same thing with feeling like it's going to be a bad night. Now, every once in a while, I'll get a feeling like I'm going to do something I'll always regret. The night before I fucked a white girl? Totally felt it before I went to the party. Hell, I even felt it before I almost got raped. I'm just fucking retarded and never listen to it.
[b]=MY BODY IS READY... ACTUALLY NO IT ISN'T=[/b]
We get to the party and it's pretty lame. That sends of huge alarms in my head. Whenever parties are lame, I always try to make up for it by doing something retarded. Like fucking white girls. And purposefully drinking until I throw up just to see what it feels like. At this point, I'm fucking petrified. I didn't quite know what was going to happen, but I knew I'd figure it out the second alcohol started boxing my brain.
Uh oh. I'm getting drunk. Fat girl is attempting to give me seductive looks. Isn't working at all, but curiosity starts doing a number on my brain. Some guys like fat girls, right? There must be a reason. I heard they give good head. Maybe they're just good in the sack cause they fuck every dude like it could be the last dude they'll ever make sexy time with. Even if it sucks, it can't be that bad, right?
Right?
I pull my friend off to the side and tell him...
[b]=I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TONIGHT=[/b]
"What?"
I'm going to fuck that fat girl.
"Oh jesus."
Don't worry, I upgraded our shields.
"Something is wrong with you man."
I should go.
[b]=ONCE YOU GO THROUGH THE OMEGA 4 RELAY, YOU MIGHT NEVER COME BACK=[/b]
I walk over to fatty, who was sitting on the stairs, still making bad attempts at looking sexy. I didn't want to waste time with small talk because I knew every second I spent prolonging the inevitable, the more likely I was to back out and look like a pussy. So I hit her with a straight line drive to left field.
"Hey, you want to go upstairs and fuck or what?"
Her eyes lit up like a Christmas tree as she grabbed my hand and started barreling upstairs, dragging me behind her like a cowboy getting dragged by a bull after the stirrup catches on his ankle. I wanted to tell her I was just kidding, but I thought of what Commander Shepard would do. He fucked Tali without knowing what was behind that mask, right? Same thing here, I don't know what's about the happen but I'm going to do it anyways because I'm a renegade badass who doesn't afraid of anything. So I enter the bedroom with her, she locks the door behind us. I hadn't been raped at this point in time so I didn't know the door being dead-bolted shut was a bad thing yet.
Seriously, fuck foreplay. I ain't about to do anything with this girl but put my pee-pee inside of her and find out what it's like porking a chubster. We dive straight into full-blown sex and right away all kinds of sirens, bells, and whistles are flipping shit in my brain. Every little detail about how fucked up the whole thing was became ridiculously apparent. The gelatinous movement of her stomach fat with each thrust. Underside arm fat flapping about like a flag on a windy day. All kinds of squishy noises being made as air escaped from its prison in between crevasses.
I've done some sick shit but this was taking the cake with every passing moment.
[b]=THE LONG WALK=[/b]
Five minutes.
I endured five minutes of mental torture men would turn themselves into Guantanamo to avoid.
I might be an extraordinary man but even I can only take so much. After those 5 grueling minutes, I just had to get the fuck out of there. Without warning the girl, I stopped, pulled the condom off (and just threw it on the floor, the guy that lived there was happy about that when he texted me the next morning), put my shorts on, fumbled with the door lock like an idiot for like 30 seconds, then just bolted out of there the second I got it open.
Downstairs, people were fighting about some shit involving one of them being a bad father and the baby not even being his blah blah blah. I grabbed my friend (who was talking to a hot girl, but don't fret, I hooked him up with a hot girl in the future to pay him back) and said "We gotta jet. Now." I think he saw the look of horror in my face, because he didn't question me or hesitate for even a second.
Fat girl drove us there, remember? That meant we were walking back.
All 6-7 miles of the way.
Longest walk of my life. I told him about what happened, he nearly died laughing. We had to take pit stops in people's lawns because we were hammered drunk and stumbling like fucking idiots. If you've ever been that drunk, you know walking just 100 meters is like running a marathon. It took us so long to get back to the dorms that the sun was coming up right as we arrived, sweaty and covered in shit because we had to walk through a fucking forest, ditch, and all this other shit I didn't even know existed. Before we parted ways to go crash out in our dorms, he turned to me and said:
"I'm never going to let you live this down, you that?"
Oh, of course. I think I'm traumatized dude.
"Yep."
Laters.
And thus ended the escapade where I fucked a fat girl and found out it was the most horrid act a human male can take part in. I'd rather piss glass than do that again. If I had a bedroom with a fat girl and hell, I'd rent out the bedroom and live in hell.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31752651]Yeah she really is worth waiting for, I am just kind of bored of handjobs and kissing all the time. I mean I really do like her but I want more if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]
Dude, you've got this far in a month. That's pretty fucking far, when you start from nothing. Hell, I can't even feel my GF up without her being uncomfortable. So shut the fuck up and enjoy what you've got.
For everything else there is porn on the internet.
I feel like an old man when I tell stories on FP. Like everyone is crowded around at my feet, looking up at me.
"Tell the fat girl story again granpapa!"
"No tell the rape one!"
"Nooooooooo tell us about when you got the chance to fuck the hottest girl ever but was so drunk you just spazzed around like an idiot and then passed out!"
Maverick is FP's Spiritual Liege.
even though i'm older than you yes it does feel that way
also reading that i wanna actually read your rape story too
in fact fuck that write a book, i'd read it.
I'm sure when I'm older, I'll have enough stories to write a Tucker Max style book of stupid shit I've done.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31753455]That is horrible, I can't just break up with her because I want sex dude! That would break her heart haha
[/QUOTE]
So you're not even considering just slowing down?
Found some of my ex's nudes when checking my old Facebook.
I was all "aww yeaa"
clearly you should post them here
[editline]15th August 2011[/editline]
also, i never understood getting nudes from chicks youre dating, maybe its just me
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;31758745]clearly you should post them here[/QUOTE]
[I]Because that totally won't have repercussions on my life[/I]
I just had amazing sex.
It was great.
fukken liar nobody on fp has sex
I might as well not be I mean look at my Date:Posts ratio.
My girlfriend isn't fat or chubby, she only weighs 8 stone. Sorry but I have no physical attraction towards fatties.
Also I am going to slow down, after a long sleep and a good think I realise it is the best way to not destroy my relationship. She is a virgin after all...
okay it seems like you just came here to brag and not even ask for advice at this point
well he is a cunt
and looks fruity in his facebook picture
Well would you look at that, i'm leaving town with the bus to go see her in a few hours.
Tbh you sound really quite selfish. You say you "kind of love her" but all you seem to be concerned about is yourself and if you're able to get your dick wet. Going on about how much you 'care' for her and for the relationship just sounds like you're only worried about losing a potential fuck. I find it quite unlikely you've shared enough experiences with this girl, who you met just barely a month ago, to develop the feelings you're trying to describe.
You also seemed to have missed the whole point of "take it slow" when you came here with that message you sent her. What's more worrying is how much you defended that message saying, "I'm not like the other guys and I just want her to know that," but yet after a few weeks you're frustrated and impatient enough to come here and post about it.
I get the impression that this is your first 'serious' relationship (i.e. with a girl that isn't a "proper slut"), so it's understandable that you're unused to it and unsure of how to act. As was said, just give her the space she needs to gradually become more comfortable around you, and at least be grateful for what you're getting. Some of the posts this thread has received have seen guys going much longer without any action at all.
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
@ CUNT
^That. My first girlfriend - I went out with her for over a year. It took 4 months to get "anywhere" and I didn't end up having sex with her.
Given, you're 2 years older than I was at the time. But still, expecting sex within a month in a serious relationship at 17, when she is a virgin is asking a bit much of her. Take it at her pace, not at yours.
if uwant sex just go to a bar get drunk pick up a chick and have a one night stand
gawd
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31761449]My girlfriend isn't fat or chubby, she only weighs 8 stone. Sorry but I have no physical attraction towards fatties.
Also I am going to slow down, after a long sleep and a good think I realise it is the best way to not destroy my relationship. She is a virgin after all...[/QUOTE]
I went 2 years without sex in my previous relationship. She was the type that believed in abstaining until marriage. As retarded as I thought it was I still respected her decision. All in all it still felt great being in a relationship with her even after it ended.
Also generic repeat like what Dark_Light said; You say you love her yet it's only been a month and you're worried she won't put out. Take it slow, stop being selfish and actually be grateful for what you have.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;31762690]Tbh you sound really quite selfish. You say you "kind of love her" but all you seem to be concerned about is yourself and if you're able to get your dick wet. Going on about how much you 'care' for her and for the relationship just sounds like you're only worried about losing a potential fuck. I find it quite unlikely you've shared enough experiences with this girl, who you met just barely a month ago, to develop the feelings you're trying to describe.
You also seemed to have missed the whole point of "take it slow" when you came here with that message you sent her. What's more worrying is how much you defended that message saying, "I'm not like the other guys and I just want her to know that," but yet after a few weeks you're frustrated and impatient enough to come here and post about it.
I get the impression that this is your first 'serious' relationship (i.e. with a girl that isn't a "proper slut"), so it's understandable that you're unused to it and unsure of how to act. As was said, just give her the space she needs to gradually become more comfortable around you, and at least be grateful for what you're getting. Some of the posts this thread has received have seen guys going much longer without any action at all.
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
@ CUNT[/QUOTE]
You are correct, taking it slow is a month for me so yeah.. And I do feel the way I said about her, I really do care about her, I just also want to have sex with her. I mean I don't want to have sex with her then leave her because I am in this for the long term but I am used to having sex within a week so this is quite different to be honest.
She is really nice and worth waiting for so like I said I think I will leave it until Christmas so it's all "special" for her.
Yes this is my first "serious" relationship, I am thinking of taking her on holiday with me to Egypt or something and I have never done that with a girlfriend before so I do feel different towards her than my previous infatuations.
Those guys are very brave, I could never wait that long for a girl no matter who she was. In my opinion it is simply ridiculous to be "tortured" like that for 2 years. But maybe they are virgins so they don't know what they are missing.
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;31766322]if uwant sex just go to a bar get drunk pick up a chick and have a one night stand
gawd[/QUOTE]
I [i]was[/i] doing something similar to that but I wanted to settle down with a woman, but no sex is killing me.
[editline]16th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;31761975]okay it seems like you just came here to brag and not even ask for advice at this point[/QUOTE]
Not bragging, was wondering how to stop her from being self-conscious and it turned out that I ended up giving every single detail of my love life out. I don't even know why I told everyone I just wanted advice...
Yeah but I have decided to wait now anyway so I no longer need advice on that subject. Yet.
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