[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31771976]You are correct, taking it slow is a month for me so yeah.. And I do feel the way I said about her, [B]I really do care about her, I just also want to have sex with her[/B]. I mean I don't want to have sex with her then leave her because I am in this for the long term but I am used to having sex within a week so this is quite different to be honest.
She is really nice and worth waiting for so like I said I think I will leave it until Christmas so it's all "special" for her.
Yes this is my first "serious" relationship, I am thinking of taking her on holiday with me to Egypt or something and I have never done that with a girlfriend before[B] so I do feel different towards her than my previous infatuations.[/B]
Those guys are very brave, [B]I could never wait that long for a girl no matter who she was[/B]. In my opinion [B]it is simply ridiculous to be "tortured" like that for 2 years. But maybe they are virgins so they don't know what they are missing..[/B][/QUOTE]
you sound like such a fag, please stop
whatever sex you got before, you didn't deserve. i don't know anyone who values sex as much as you do that you can barely wait more than a week. i genuinely hope that you're with her for months and she breaks up with you before you ever get any from her.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;31772742]you sound like such a fag, please stop
whatever sex you got before, you didn't deserve. i don't know anyone who values sex as much as you do that you can barely wait more than a week. i genuinely hope that you're with her for months and she breaks up with you before you ever get any from her.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha that clearly ain't happening! Also you are too kind.
I am helping paint her garage tomorrow, this should be interesting.
Poor kid probably has a really lame life if he thinks sex is all that great.
I mean, it's nice and all, but if you think going without it is torture, your life must be boring as fuck. I don't even think about having sex most of the time, it's almost always the girl who initiates stuff. I'm perfectly fine with going without it because there's plenty of other fun shit to do in my life.
you know you can masturbate right?
This is exactly why masturbation was invented, for times when you want to have sex, but there are no women around who want to have sex with you
Why would anyone chat about shit?
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31774058]Poor kid probably has a really lame life if he thinks sex is all that great.
I mean, it's nice and all, but if you think going without it is torture, your life must be boring as fuck. I don't even think about having sex most of the time, it's almost always the girl who initiates stuff. I'm perfectly fine with going without it because there's plenty of other fun shit to do in my life.[/QUOTE]
I live in a forest. That is all.
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[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;31774179]you know you can masturbate right?
This is exactly why masturbation was invented, for times when you want to have sex, but there are no women around who want to have sex with you[/QUOTE]
I can't whip out my cock in front of her and start wanking though...
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31773764]
I am helping paint her garage tomorrow[/QUOTE]
eww
you haven't even had sex yet and you want to paint her garage
funny how the only thing he has to do for fun is have sex with fat girls
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31774249]funny how the only thing he has to do for fun is have sex with fat girls[/QUOTE]
I have only had sex with one fatty and that was because I was a wing man.
And I live in a remote area in Scotland, in a forest. The only sex I get is in the local town.
Wait, my girlfriend isn't fat? I can prove it.
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[QUOTE=toaster468;31774182]Why would anyone chat about shit?[/QUOTE]
Homo-sapiens are social beings. We initiate in chat as a course of nature no matter what the subject.
The thing with sex though, I am going to assume that it's rather addicting and best had when both partners ready for it regularly, rather than once for a long time.
Or so I have been lead to believe.
It's better when done in moderation. Having sex every day or whatever can make it lose luster fairly quickly. Having to wait for it makes it a lot sweeter when you actually get to have it.
Makes logical sense. Everything is better in moderation.
I suppose so but it really is a nice thing to have, you could say the same about facepunch but nobody would listen.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31774735]I suppose so but it really is a nice thing to have, you could say the same about facepunch but nobody would listen.[/QUOTE]
Never enough Facepunch.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31774336]I have only had sex with one fatty and that was because I was a wing man.[/QUOTE]
you're doing it wrong
[QUOTE=toaster468;31774182]Why would anyone chat about shit?[/QUOTE]
shit is a very dynamic subject. Each shit is different. The feel of it slowly massaging my anus as it leaves, to the smell it leaves behind. Shit comes and goes, much like life. We have much to learn from shit.
Is it normal for an ex to send you pictures of her dildo?
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;31774872]you're doing it wrong[/QUOTE]
Thought the same thing.
Nowhere in the job description of wingman does it say have sex with ugly girls. It simply says you gotta keep those girls occupied while a bro does his thing with a hot one. Having sex with them is taking the whole thing way too far. No doubt he had sex with her because he wanted to.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31774671]It's better when done in moderation. Having sex every day or whatever can make it lose luster fairly quickly. Having to wait for it makes it a lot sweeter when you actually get to have it.[/QUOTE]
I agree, but those people who dont have sex or masturbate for a month or even longer thinking that it's going to be amazing are sorta dumb though.
after a few days of waiting it's not really going to get any better.
Spent the last couple days with my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. As has been already stated, it was pretty okay at best, but it was my first time after all. Anyway, I come to you gentleman not to simply "brag," but to ask for advice. You see, my penis isn't very cooperative AT ALL. I get raging boners at random times or when it is inopportune for me and my girlfriend. But then I could be making out with my girlfriend and we're completely naked and I cant even get it up past 40-60%. Masturbation is no problem for me, and I am positive it isn't a physical issue like ED or anything (thank god). I'm inclined to say it's entirely psychological, with a bit of tiredness from having been trying for so long. Seriously, advice would be fucking fantastic.
it's just nerves you'll eventually get past it
Sleeping alone when being used to not sleeping alone sucks assballs.
[QUOTE=H4yd3n;31776619]Spent the last couple days with my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time. As has been already stated, it was pretty okay at best, but it was my first time after all. Anyway, I come to you gentleman not to simply "brag," but to ask for advice. You see, my penis isn't very cooperative AT ALL. I get raging boners at random times or when it is inopportune for me and my girlfriend. But then I could be making out with my girlfriend and we're completely naked and I cant even get it up past 40-60%. Masturbation is no problem for me, and I am positive it isn't a physical issue like ED or anything (thank god). I'm inclined to say it's entirely psychological, with a bit of tiredness from having been trying for so long. Seriously, advice would be fucking fantastic.[/QUOTE]
It's all anxiety. It's common when you first start, and you just have to relax. Get into it, don't worry, and go at your own pace. It also doesn't hurt to feel yourself a little, especially when you're going down on her.
My first time hurt like shit, I had pains in my dick for a day after :/
Wtf you must have been doing something horribly wrong.
I have no idea
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I had no idea more like.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;31777296]My first time hurt like shit, I had pains in my dick for a day after :/[/QUOTE]
oh wow go you
who says the first time has to be tame and boring
[QUOTE=thisispain;31777361]oh wow go you
who says the first time has to be tame and boring[/QUOTE]
Well if it was like for me, both of us were virgins and we had no idea what to do really. So it was kind of lame.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;31777296]My first time hurt like shit, I had pains in my dick for a day after :/[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
you either had sex with a meat hook or didn't have sex
[QUOTE=KillerTele;31777394]Well if it was like for me, both of us were virgins and we had no idea what to do really. So it was kind of lame.[/QUOTE]
then i don't really know how you hurt yourself, you must have been doing something really wrong.
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