[QUOTE=thisispain;31777441]then i don't really know how you hurt yourself, you must have been doing something really wrong.[/QUOTE]
I suck(ed) at sex
[QUOTE=KillerTele;31777445]I suck(ed) at sex[/QUOTE]
look we all suck at sex in the beginning but not many of us actually had physical pain so we/I really need details
Well I have no idea it was like a year ago, I don't remember anything from it, exept the pain.
[editline]17th August 2011[/editline]
But I think it could have been because my foreskin was a bit tight or something.
unless you had that persutits or whatever problem where your dick skin wouldn't retract
you're lying
Might seem like I am, but I'm not. I really have no reason to lie about a thing like this... I mean, it's not something you can brag about.
There's this chick I'm in love with... and i've only started to make eye contact with her <3
not sure if srs
I'm in LOVE, derr!
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31774336]I have only had sex with one fatty and that was because I was a wing man.
And I live in a remote area in Scotland, in a forest. The only sex I get is in the local town.
Wait, my girlfriend isn't fat? I can prove it. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]My girlfriend isn't fat or chubby, she only weighs 8 stone. Sorry but I have no physical attraction towards fatties.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] And I do feel the way I said about her, I really do care about her, I just also want to have sex with her. I mean I don't want to have sex with her then leave her because I am in this for the long term but I am used to having sex within a week so this is quite different to be honest.[/QUOTE]
My god you sound so insecure. Does it matter what your girlfriend looks like?
I could be completely wrong, but you really sound like someone who is much too concerned with what your peers think of you.
If someone insults your girlfriend, I'd expect you to be assertive, but there is a big difference between assertion and this awkward type of bragging/image defending that you are attempting to do. I don't care about what my friends and peers think of my girlfriend, obviously it's great when friends give her compliments and when they get along well at parties. But bragging about relationships and girls is just just silly and childish overall, I mean "8 stone", what are we supposed to take from that additional detail? At the end of the day the only opinions regarding the image of your girlfriend that should matter to you is what you think of her, and how she thinks of herself.
The way you talk about your girlfriend seems like you are way too eager for sex. When my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time, I was infinitely more concerned about giving her a positive first time than I was about my own needs.
It was about three and a half months before she told me she wanted to go through with it (really not long at all) and it was never a problem for me. I wasn't waiting for sex, I knew it was going to happen when she was comfortable. If you really respect and love this girl, then you should be able to give her all the time she needs to be ready, however long that takes. I understand sex is obviously desirable, but it really shouldn't be this much of a problem, especially in the early days of this relationship.
Anyway, just my opinion.
[QUOTE=Darkjerms;31782924]My god you sound so insecure. Does it matter what your girlfriend looks like?
I could be completely wrong, but you really sound like someone who is much too concerned with what your peers think of you.
If someone insults your girlfriend, I'd expect you to be assertive, but there is a big difference between assertion and this awkward type of bragging/image defending that you are attempting to do. I don't care about what my friends and peers think of my girlfriend, obviously it's great when friends give her compliments and when they get along well at parties. But bragging about relationships and girls is just just silly and childish overall, I mean "8 stone", what are we supposed to take from that additional detail? At the end of the day the only opinions regarding the image of your girlfriend that should matter to you is what you think of her, and how she thinks of herself.
The way you talk about your girlfriend seems like you are way too eager for sex. When my girlfriend and I had sex for the first time, I was infinitely more concerned about giving her a positive first time than I was about my own needs.
It was about three and a half months before she told me she wanted to go through with it (really not long at all) and it was never a problem for me. I wasn't waiting for sex, I knew it was going to happen when she was comfortable. If you really respect and love this girl, then you should be able to give her all the time she needs to be ready, however long that takes. I understand sex is obviously desirable, but it really shouldn't be this much of a problem, especially in the early days of this relationship.
Anyway, just my opinion.[/QUOTE]
No it doesn't matter what she looks like! I have said this! She is just self-conscious and I want her to realise she really does look good.
I partially care what my peers think of my because I like to make a good impression, I wouldn't want my mates thinking I was some nerd who browses forums all day (which I do quite a lot but I am also very outgoing).
If someone offended my girlfriend I would offend them, there is a difference between offending someone and hurting them.
I said 8 stone because thingy said she was fat and I was letting him know that she isn't.
I am very eager for sex, haven't had it in ages. I want her to have a good time as well as I do.
3 and a half months seems alright I suppose.
Okay your advice would of been good if it didn't seem like you were making me look like a sex fueled prick who only cares about what his mates think of his girlfriend so therefore if they didn't approve I would have to dump her.
This is not at all how I feel about her, if you knew me personally you would understand why I am the way I am. I never came here looking for a talk on how I enjoy sex a lot, I came here wondering how to stop my girlfriend form being so self-conscious nothing else!
This has totally side-tracked so I'm out, I'll look for help elsewhere.
hfgl
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;31783416]Okay your advice would of been good if it didn't seem like you were making me look like a sex fueled prick who only cares about what his mates think of his girlfriend so therefore if they didn't approve I would have to dump her.
This is not at all how I feel about her, if you knew me personally you would understand why I am the way I am. I never came here looking for a talk on how I enjoy sex a lot, I came here wondering how to stop my girlfriend form being so self-conscious nothing else!
This has totally side-tracked so I'm out, I'll look for help elsewhere.[/QUOTE]
but you are a sex-fueled prick
and we already told you, you aren't just going to make her suddenly less self-conscious, you have to wait it out. you got your advice without side-tracking.
I'm sick of pages of this joshdasmif guy.
Ignore him I got quite a few people on ignore its a good function.
I have thisispain on ignore not because of what he writes on this site but his damn avatar it bugs me no hard feelings !
[QUOTE=Hana-San;31785074]I'm sick of pages of this joshdasmif guy.[/QUOTE]
hahaha I only registered his avatar so I assumed his name was "CUNT"
alsokillertele is completely bullshitting.
Love is all we need, and that's for damn sure.
Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
No one can live alone, everybody needs somebody.
[QUOTE=Wux;31785735]Love is all we need, and that's for damn sure.
Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
No one can live alone, everybody needs somebody.[/QUOTE]
woah, deep man!!
Someone escaped from Facebook.
I lied, you don't need love, loliness is cool.
[QUOTE=Wux;31786989]I lied, you don't need love, loliness is cool.[/QUOTE]
please go
[QUOTE=Godline;31785676]
I have thisispain on ignore not because of what he writes on this site but his damn avatar it bugs me no hard feelings ![/QUOTE]
perhaps you like this picture of bjork more?
[img]http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/wp-content/images/2008/12/bjork.jpg[/img]
Ok, so, guys. Tell me quick whether i'm extremely paranoid or not.
Me and GF didn't have sex yet. She asked me to rub her pussy with my dick yesterday. All was fine and well, but i noticed that some precum came out(inside my pipes everything should have been clean, came two days before that). Ate her out afterwards.
Now just tell me: how far-fetched exactly are my fears of her getting preggers.
And yes, i'm new at this.
[QUOTE=Drag0nSnak3;31789219] how far-fetched exactly are my fears of her getting preggers.
[/QUOTE]
uh you didn't have sex with her.
do you know how people get pregnant? you should probably read up on it pre-screwing around before you make a big dumb mistake.
[QUOTE=thisispain;31789255]uh you didn't have sex with her.
do you know how people get pregnant? you should probably read up on it pre-screwing around before you make a big dumb mistake.[/QUOTE]
I do know, thanks, but just googling some of the stuff isn't making the situation any easier.
[QUOTE=Drag0nSnak3;31789306]I do know, thanks, but just googling some of the stuff isn't making the situation any easier.[/QUOTE]
here.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fertilization[/url]
Gee, thanks.
So yeah, i guess i [b]am[/b] extremely paranoid. At least now that i've read it out aloud i can see that it is a pretty dumb question.
Thanks, Facepunch?
LOL EWWW YOU ATE YOUR OWN PRECUM
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;31789425]LOL EWWW YOU ATE YOUR OWN PRECUM[/QUOTE]
Goddamnit man I just cleaned this desk now there's soda everywhere.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31790255]Goddamnit man I just cleaned this desk now there's soda everywhere.[/QUOTE]
wtf are you trying to allude to the fact that you come soda?
[editline]17th August 2011[/editline]
oh you spilled the soda I get it
So a couple of weeks ago I got my period while sitting in "our" bed at my boyfriend's parent's house. Blood got on the sheet and the sheet was white. When his mom noticed, she accused my boyfriend and his brother of bleeding in the bed and was all like "stop bleeding in the bed!" - my boyfriend didn't rat me out. Now, he just texted me "My mom just came in and gave me the bedsheet back after having it washed and said "So I couldn't get the blood off"" - there will forever me period blood on that sheet. Gross.
Oh, and this was meant to be funny, but I realised that it's not funny at all except to the people involved, but now that I typed it out.. Well.
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