[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32306827]He's well off enough to have internet and afford anti-depressants, so he can't be poor as dirt or anything like that. Giraffen is pretty much what would happen if you took first world problems and condensed them into a single person. Waaaaah I'm not social I'm don't want to work for my success I'm not motivated waaaaah my life is so terrible I'm just going to give up.
I really wish you'd give up so you'd stop posting in this thread.
I also really wish people would stop asking him questions so he has reasons to post in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I'm not motivated [B]right now[/B], if you would excuse me, usually i like to do stuff.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;32306870]I mean you can be lower class, have a hard time paying your bills/buying food and still have internet.[/QUOTE]
I still live with my parents, but no, i don't have a job yet so it wouldn't really work.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;32306879]He's well off enough to have his own network of websites, an uploading service, image host and his own band and network for the band.
To achieve this, he's been through a shitload of programming and such.
Yet he doesn't give a fuck about anything that needs attention or effort.[/QUOTE]
And all the electric/internet bills are being paid by my father.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32306910]another thing, when you say you have nothing to talk about, talk about programming or whatever! it doesn't matter! if you can talk passionately about anything, people will be interested! if you hold this nonchalant bulllshit i dont give a fuck attitude forever you are going to DIE and i MEAN THAT because one day your FUCKING PARENTS will stop GIVING YOU EVERYTHING and then you will DIE.[/QUOTE]
Sure i can do that but then it doesn't feel as meaningful if the other person is just like mmhm aha..
Eugh, I hate it when the cashier tries to make conversation when you buy only condoms.
It's awkward already.
I like buying condoms with one other completely unrelated product.
Condoms and power steering fluid is my favorite.
Even though I bought a pack of 100 condoms for like 12 bucks online so I haven't bought any for a while now.
Condoms and:
whipped cream
twilight movies
disposable camera
Condoms and flunitrazepam
condoms and body building magazines
condoms and enemas and cortisone and pain-reliever
Condoms, milk, steak, potatoes, can of soda.
Ooor condoms and duct tape at the gas station.
condoms and engine lube
Also, on the subject of braces, i'm unbelievably self conscious about my teeth. I had braces for ~5 years which was fine, i was willing to take the annoyance to fix them, and they did partly, but my smile is still awful. I've got peg incisors (look it up) and for whatever reason (brushed my teeth twice a day for my entire life) my teeth aren't white.
I just don't know what to do really. I'm a confident guy but it knocks the wind out of me when i'm hesitant to even smile around new people. :(
[QUOTE=Occlusion;32310471]condoms and engine lube
Also, on the subject of braces, i'm unbelievably self conscious about my teeth. I had braces for ~5 years which was fine, i was willing to take the annoyance to fix them, and they did partly, but my smile is still awful. I've got peg incisors (look it up) and for whatever reason (brushed my teeth twice a day for my entire life) my teeth aren't white.
I just don't know what to do really. I'm a confident guy but it knocks the wind out of me when i'm hesitant to even smile around new people. :([/QUOTE]
teeth aren't naturally white, for many people they are in fact quite yellow. anyone with white teeth likely had them bleached.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32306910]another thing, when you say you have nothing to talk about, talk about programming or whatever! it doesn't matter! if you can talk passionately about anything, people will be interested! if you hold this nonchalant bulllshit i dont give a fuck attitude forever you are going to DIE and i MEAN THAT because one day your FUCKING PARENTS will stop GIVING YOU EVERYTHING and then you will DIE.[/QUOTE]
Good god don't tell him to talk about programming, it's mind numbingly boring to listen to someone rattle on about programming.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32311433]Good god don't tell him to talk about programming, it's mind numbingly boring to listen to someone rattle on about programming.[/QUOTE]
i've never actually been spoken to about programming so i wouldnt know, haha
Jesus fuck, the thread's fallen to pieces again because of Giraffen93. I thought everyone had set this lad straight earlier, what's his problem now?
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32311751]i've never actually been spoken to about programming so i wouldnt know, haha[/QUOTE]
Whenever people start talking computer hardware or programming my mind goes into power saving mode.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32311433]Good god don't tell him to talk about programming, it's mind numbingly boring to listen to someone rattle on about programming.[/QUOTE]
Then someone just can't talk about programing.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;32311768]Jesus fuck, the thread's fallen to pieces again because of Giraffen93. I thought everyone had set this lad straight earlier, what's his problem now?[/QUOTE]
literally everything
So what do you gentlemen think of a women's breasts?
just
stop
giving
giraffen
reasons
to
post
i <3 this thread so much when it isn't giraffen- or scoutking-related. he was actually just about finished until ruski tried regurgitating advice to him again. there's nothing anyone here can do to help him, stop trying
because that was a little late, i will now post something a bit more related to some recent conversation, a hilarious piece of stand-up about pairing condoms with other items: [url]http://comedians.jokes.com/aziz-ansari/videos/aziz-ansari---jack--coke--condoms--cdrs/[/url]
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;32312882]So what do you gentlemen think of a women's breasts?[/QUOTE]
proportions are everything
Aziz is fucking hilarious.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32312953]proportions are everything[/QUOTE]
yeah
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32312956]Aziz is fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Intimate Moments was my favorite Comedy Central special since Kyle Cease's
I've been with my girlfriend for a year and 7 months now. It just keeps getting better and better, but I still fear sometimes that she's going to leave me for someone better due to my trust issues and shit. I know she won't, but I can't get that thought out of my head sometimes, then I worry and bullshit. Anyone else have this problem? Know how to fix it?
Be happy with the moment. She's with you right now, she's chosen to stay with you just as much as you've chosen to stay with her, don't take that for granted. If she's going to leave you at some point, then she's going to leave you, worrying about it now won't change that. I hate to break it to you but the chances are that one day she will leave you, and it's going to hurt no matter what. Don't create more pain for yourself and detract from your current happiness in this relationship by worrying about the possibility of it ending.
Self-fulfilling prophecy. The very act of worrying about the possibility of it happening is bound to have detrimental effects on your relationship, so stop thinking about it and instead have confidence in yourself and your girlfriend. How much more likely is your relationship to last if you're thinking, "I really like this girl, and I know she feels the same way, I'm excited for all the fun experiences we're going to share," rather than, "I really like this girl, and I'm sure she feels the same way, I just hope we manage to last long enough to have fun together."?
It's just a mind game with yourself, and only you can control how you feel so do your best to stop worrying about it. When those thoughts creep into your head, understand how irrational they are and try and isolate their source. You mentioned you have trust issues, but they could also be stemming from other things such as a lack of self-confidence or worth. Instead of worrying about the consequences of what are essentially your own shortcomings, look into yourself to address the underlying issues which leave you worrying in the first place.
All the best mang.
[QUOTE=Octyl;32298474]Giraffen, I think you should find a few local pot smokers and smoke up with them, if that's something you haven't done. Talk to darklight and myself about how much of a positive change that can bring.[/QUOTE]
I would have done this myself was I not allergic to the stuff. I won't die from it but holy fuck does it hurt to even breathe in the second hand smoke. But yeah... it's really not a bad suggestion. A lot of my friends say it helped them open up too.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32307257]I like buying condoms with one other completely unrelated product.
Condoms and power steering fluid is my favorite.
Even though I bought a pack of 100 condoms for like 12 bucks online so I haven't bought any for a while now.[/QUOTE]
Sweet fuck where do you get condoms that cheap?
Also I once saw a guy pickup condoms and stool softener. I lol'd at the cashier's face.
Shit I didn't even see Octyl's suggestion in the mass of shitposts. I'd usually agree but in before "I don't know any people who smoke and I'm not motivated to go find them and I am happy like this I will take my antidepressants instead."
Smoking weed changed my life though, no lie.
A friend of mine can hook me up with some pot, but i really don't want to start with that stuff..
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;32318414]
Sweet fuck where do you get condoms that cheap?
Also I once saw a guy pickup condoms and stool softener. I lol'd at the cashier's face.[/QUOTE]
Amazon.com nigga.
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;32318567]A friend of mine can hook me up with some pot, but i really don't want to start with that stuff..[/QUOTE]
Then don't?
[QUOTE=Giraffen93;32318567]A friend of mine can hook me up with some pot, but i really don't want to start with that stuff..[/QUOTE]
i'd do it
They say its not addictive, but you can get addicted to the feel it gives you, that awesome buzz.
Tried it with friends "only once ok guiz", I stopped, they have all ruined their lives for it. All they talk about is it, they only work for it and they are all failing school.
Glad I got out while I could.
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