• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit II
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Back from seeing my girl, it was so nice to see her. She's settling in all nice and stuff, her house is nice and all her housemates are really nice which is good. They all cook which is cool, I didn't have to make myself a single meal, although I did make a few brews for them. I'm gonna try and get my hours changed at work so that I can visit her more often.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;32461598]Are you planning on having an emergency procedure for sex? Are you scared someone will walk in and see you, so you want to be able to pull her pants up all quick-like, or are you scared that you won't have enough time to take her pants all the way off? I'm having a hard time figuring out how pants around your ankles would help you...[/QUOTE] Public thrill thing
I don't get people who say shit sometimes. My girlfriend posts "In a crying mood I guess; putting in Dear John <3" and some girl immediately comments "terrible movie." Maybe it is (I've never seen it), but goddamn, seriously? Then I look at her profile and at the top I see she just liked Snooki's fan page, and Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and Skins are all under her favorite shows. [B]Why?[/B] [QUOTE=geogzm;32477733]Public thrill thing[/QUOTE] how is it a thrill if there's hardly a chance of getting caught? just take her pants off and fuck her, quit pussy-footing around
I'm a nerdy-ass white kid whose dated three black chicks and a cuban chick. noone believes me
[QUOTE=geogzm;32477733]Public thrill thing[/QUOTE] That gets old fast. Your better off just doing it somewhere that you can't get caught. That way you can do it for ages and actually enjoy it and not just be constantly on edge about someone turning up. Note: The whole do it in private thing means that you can make her orgasm and be able to make noise and not have to hold it in. Which can get difficult.
[QUOTE=geogzm;32477733]Public thrill thing[/QUOTE] Where do you plan on doing it? Just get her to wear a skirt or a dress and you can do it like that easy.
Why the fuck is it that every girl I have asked out has a boyfriend already. Goddamn.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;32483520]I don't get people who say shit sometimes. My girlfriend posts "In a crying mood I guess; putting in Dear John <3" and some girl immediately comments "terrible movie." Maybe it is (I've never seen it), but goddamn, seriously? Then I look at her profile and at the top I see she just liked Snooki's fan page, and Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and Skins are all under her favorite shows. [B]Why?[/B][/QUOTE] It's because people who whine about their life on facebook are just as annoying as people who "say shit" to those people
[QUOTE=Glowwerm;32493100]Why the fuck is it that every girl I have asked out has a boyfriend already. Goddamn.[/QUOTE] Because they don't really have boyfriends and that's their excuse.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;32493565]It's because people who whine about their life on facebook are just as annoying as people who "say shit" to those people[/QUOTE] Lol she wasn't whining, it didn't even come off that way. She loves that movie, and she knows she cries every time she watches it, she just posted about how she was going to watch it. She was in a good mood, as evidenced by the "<3" at the end of her status.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32493676]Because they don't really have boyfriends and that's their excuse.[/QUOTE] No seriously, they all have boyfriends. I have yet to ask out one girl at this school who is single.
hey i have a question for you guys why don't you shave? :S
I don't shave my face fully because my missus likes it. I normally trim it some every other week. [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] If you're talking testes, then it becomes very itchy. Trimming is best. Fun fact: some (stricter) muslim men shave their pubic and armpit hair
[QUOTE=Glowwerm;32493820]No seriously, they all have boyfriends. I have yet to ask out one girl at this school who is single.[/QUOTE] Then quit asking out girls who have boyfriends. Seriously, it sounds like they're giving you an excuse to not even give you a chance. Just move on and let bitches be bitches.
[QUOTE=Clio;32493828]hey i have a question for you guys why don't you shave? :S[/QUOTE]It's less work to maintain trimmed facial hair and I like the way it looks on me. Not all of my past girlfriends have been fans of it, but my latest one LOVES the look and she's always rubbing it lol. If you meant my crotch... I keep it trimmed but there is no way I am shaving that shit, the irritation... oh god. I had to shave pretty much my whole lower abdomen for my recent surgery and all it has done is remind me why I don't shave that shit.
I shave my face about 3-4 times a week. Any longer than that and my neckbeard just becomes unsightly and I feel like I look sleazy, especially with my moustache. My crotch I just trim when it gets too long, and only ever before I'm going out/know someone else will be seeing it. I shaved down there once, also regretted it haha.
I just trim my neckbeard before days I work. Otherwise I just let my body hair run rampant.
Hmm.. I trim my pubic hair with the beard shaver on the electric razor. It's really easy, and if you're not stupid and don't shave it too short then it doesn't itch and it looks a little cleaner than the unfortunate mass of thick curliness that normally lives down there.
But masses of thick curliness are the peak of manliness and thus virility.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;32499369]Hmm.. I trim my pubic hair with the beard shaver on the electric razor. [/QUOTE] thanks for that nugget of info there
I don't trim down there, feels good man.
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Yeah I let my pubes flourish like the Amazon.
Yeah I let mine grow, I asked my bird if she'd rather I trimmed it and she said no.
why go through all the bother if you can just let it grow freely?
i trim it because it's easier to wash I don't go very close, but I just keep it a little tame
When I wash I normally take the shower head off the holder thing so I can deffo get all that soap out...
I just fuck a geyser
I need some advice, maybe this isn't the right spot, but you can't blame me for trying. So I was with this girl for 2 months, she broke up with me because she had found another guy. Now I got really close with my best friend (girl) who had/has a huge obsession with me, I can't help but to have physical contact and even kissing her. But I can't get together with her for various reasons. Any help on getting a grip? [editline]28th September 2011[/editline] I need some advice, maybe this isn't the right spot, but you can't blame me for trying. So I was with this girl for 2 months, she broke up with me because she had found another guy. Now I got really close with my best friend (girl) who had/has a huge obsession with me, I can't help but to have physical contact and even kissing her. But I can't get together with her for various reasons. Any help on getting a grip?
What are the various reasons? If it's because you went out with her friend, forget it. Go ahead. The only time that would be pretty taboo would be if you dumped her and immediately started hitting on her best friend.. so it's not an issue in your case.
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