[QUOTE=Phsykotik;32721778]Ignore the band, it is irrelevant:
[img]http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/03/61uA7e%2BS4UL._SS500_.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's pretty spot on.
There is something I just love about jeaned posteriors.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;32721827]There is something I just love about jeaned posteriors.[/QUOTE]
I'm an ass guy and I couldn't agree more.
Is it the roundness? The tightness of the pants? I honestly don't see how it's attractive. Isn't there a guide for this?
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;32721913]Is it the roundness? The tightness of the pants? I honestly don't see how it's attractive. Isn't there a guide for this?[/QUOTE]
I have no idea how to explain it to you, I'm sorry. It's just a peculiar instinct I guess.
i like spandex/yoga pants more
Oh wait, found something.
[quote]The gluteus is the focal point for all the major muscles in the body, and is involved in many of the contractions involved in those other muscles. Its strength is a testament to the overall strength of the person, and thus is the perfect place to evaluate one's health.[/quote]
Yeah, guess I was right, it's an instinct. Basically, it shows strength and health which is important in finding a suitable mate. A nice ass, indicates good health indicates sexual attractiveness.
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;32721913]Is it the roundness? The tightness of the pants? I honestly don't see how it's attractive. Isn't there a guide for this?[/QUOTE]
Nah, it must just be preference.
Some guys like chests, others ass, even still legs or some random thing as that.
Personally the lower half is the best half. Though I cannot complain with a presentable top, I spent my Saturday night intertwining with a girl's legs (this was mainly because of accessibility, but I wasn't complaining).
So there's this girl in my class (we'll call her 'R') that I'm sorta-sorta interested in and she seems kinda-kinda interested in me, too. But I've heard around that she's somewhat of a 'slut' and I've seen some of it first-hand (guy calls R a bitch, couple of weeks later he's being somewhat nice to her so she goes out with him again. R texts me friday night that they had just made out at the football game. i don't even get that) and I see her walking with him around school often. R and I don't talk a lot at school except for first period but we do text eachother a lot. I'm thinking about asking her out but I'm not sure because I don't know if she'd be faithful and I don't know if she and the guy are together.
There's this other girl ('S') that I'm also interested in, but I'm not so sure if she likes me that much. We're friends but I'm thinking about asking her out, too. I don't have any reason to believe she's a...well, 'slut.'
I'm a bit of a nerd (obviously) and I'm not exactly a lady's man, nor am I experienced with relationships in any way. Halp, Facepunch.
R doesnt like you; if she did, she wouldnt tell you about how she made out with some guy at a football game. on the off chance that she only told you that to make you jealous, well, why would you want to be with that anyway?
something just changed in the matrix
[QUOTE=T00THBRUSH;32722854]So there's this girl in my class (we'll call her 'R') that I'm sorta-sorta interested in and she seems kinda-kinda interested in me, too. But I've heard around that she's somewhat of a 'slut' and I've seen some of it first-hand (guy calls R a bitch, couple of weeks later he's being somewhat nice to her so she goes out with him again. R texts me friday night that they had just made out at the football game. i don't even get that) and I see her walking with him around school often. R and I don't talk a lot at school except for first period but we do text eachother a lot. I'm thinking about asking her out but I'm not sure because I don't know if she'd be faithful and I don't know if she and the guy are together.
There's this other girl ('S') that I'm also interested in, but I'm not so sure if she likes me that much. We're friends but I'm thinking about asking her out, too. I don't have any reason to believe she's a...well, 'slut.'
I'm a bit of a nerd (obviously) and I'm not exactly a lady's man, nor am I experienced with relationships in any way. Halp, Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
That first girl is just going to ditch you after a while, judging by what you said there.
And being a nerd and having no experience is no problem really.
I like a girl, she likes me, but she also likes one douche who she hates but they've been on and off forever and she still cares about him. She says every time they hang out they get back together.
What do.
That moment when the girl you like asks who you like hnng what do
[QUOTE=sputnick;32725638]That moment when the girl you like asks who you like hnng what do[/QUOTE]
"No one specifically," or something similar will suffice.
Just whatever you do, don't confess your feelings to her. As romantic or "right" as it may seem to you, it's actually pretty creepy and usually makes things very awkward.
[QUOTE=adadadsd;32725154]I like a girl, she likes me, but she also likes one douche who she hates but they've been on and off forever and she still cares about him. She says every time they hang out they get back together.
What do.[/QUOTE]
Ask her out. Seriously, if she can't realize that the potential for a stable relationship with you is better than this on/off crap with the douche, then she's probably not worth it / not mature enough to handle a relationship a stable relationship.
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;32721870]I'm an ass guy and I couldn't agree more.[/QUOTE]
I'm an ass and legs guy, I love girls in jeans.
I just applied for a job where girlfriend is living. Same company so hopefully it won't be too hard to get transferred.
[QUOTE=adadadsd;32725154]I like a girl, she likes me, but she also likes one douche who she hates but they've been on and off forever and she still cares about him. She says every time they hang out they get back together.
What do.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure you want to be with a girl like that.
[QUOTE=sputnick;32725638]That moment when the girl you like asks who you like hnng what do[/QUOTE]
Be bold and just flat out say "you."
[QUOTE=Evilan;32730020]Be bold and just flat out say "you."[/QUOTE]
this can work but you have to be the kind of suave motherfucker to do it. if you just stare her in the eye and say "you" you look like a fucken creep.
but if you ease your eyes a bit, give her a sincere, but joking smile, and say, "you" then laugh it off, it'll show her you're confident enough to say something like that. she'll take it as a joke, but it'll plant the idea in her mind.
[editline]11th October 2011[/editline]
if you can't pull that off just say "i like to keep all the doors open" or something vague like that.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32731684]this can work but you have to be the kind of suave motherfucker to do it. if you just stare her in the eye and say "you" you look like a fucken creep.
but if you ease your eyes a bit, give her a sincere, but joking smile, and say, "you" then laugh it off, it'll show her you're confident enough to say something like that. she'll take it as a joke, but it'll plant the idea in her mind.
[editline]11th October 2011[/editline]
if you can't pull that off just say "i like to keep all the doors open" or something vague like that.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ you guys overthink this, all you have to do is say "You!", flash a smile, and go on about the conversation. You're acting like she's some psychology major and is going to evaluate everything you say. I know that's a common conception but honestly she's only going to take it weird if you MAKE it weird. Just be cool and confident and it'll be awesome.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32731684]this can work but you have to be the kind of suave motherfucker to do it. if you just stare her in the eye and say "you" you look like a fucken creep.
but if you ease your eyes a bit, give her a sincere, but joking smile, and say, "you" then laugh it off, it'll show her you're confident enough to say something like that. she'll take it as a joke, but it'll plant the idea in her mind.[/quote]
Can work? It has never failed me, even when I say it to a friend who I don't want to date. It's just a suggestive reply, that only has meaning if you give it meaning.
[quote]if you can't pull that off just say "i like to keep all the doors open" or something vague like that.[/QUOTE]
Puss. Don't back away from something that isn't more than harmless flirting.
[editline]11th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Aetna;32734134]Jesus christ you guys overthink this, all you have to do is say "You!", flash a smile, and go on about the conversation. You're acting like she's some psychology major and is going to evaluate everything you say. I know that's a common conception but honestly she's only going to take it weird if you MAKE it weird. Just be cool and confident and it'll be awesome.[/QUOTE]
Thank you. You have the right mindset about this.
cool your tits, aetna. evilan typed it in a way that might confuse the kid into just going totally stone-faced and saying "you" in a heavy bass voice that will make her fear for her life.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;32734460]cool your tits, aetna. evilan typed it in a way that might confuse the kid into just going totally stone-faced and saying "you" in a heavy bass voice that will make her fear for her life.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I probably could have worded it better. The punch wouldn't have been as good though.
Looks like my Mission:Surprise Flowers was a success:
[img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7708/screenshot0000021.png[/img]
[QUOTE=djshox;32735363]Looks like my Mission:Surprise Flowers was a success:
[img]Honny[/QUOTE]
May I ask how old you are?
24
[QUOTE=djshox;32735493]24[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I'm only 1.2 years away from it being socially acceptable to call my GF honey.
That's her text message, not mine. I surprised her by sending flowers while she was at work.
But yes, I call her honey and tons of other endearing names.
~tomorrow is our three months :D <3<3<3~
Ew monthiversaries.
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