[QUOTE=seano12;33146449]Even ones for 8 weeks after?[/QUOTE]
Eight weeks, what the christ.
And this is your girlfriend?
[QUOTE=seano12;33146449]Even ones for 8 weeks after?[/QUOTE]
Yes. There are a lot of different types.
You just read what it says on the packaging.
Or you could take her to the doctors if your that worried.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33133867]girth > length[/QUOTE]
everyone says this but never anything about the measurements of girth.
[QUOTE=E1025;33148663]everyone says this but never anything about the measurements of girth.[/QUOTE]
It's because it doesn't really matter in the end. As clichéd as it sounds, it really isn't about the size (length [I]or[/I] girth) so much as how you use it. If you have an eight inch log dick but you just chuck it on in there and convulse on top of her, she isn't going to enjoy it.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;33148882]It's because it doesn't really matter in the end. As clichéd as it sounds, it really isn't about the size (length [I]or[/I] girth) so much as how you use it. If you have an eight inch log dick but you just chuck it on in there and convulse on top of her, she isn't going to enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this. My ex was long but it was useless.
What I found mostly was that it hurt afterwards.
Welp, ended it with my girlfriend of 2 weeks. She hates me now. Fuck.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33150168]saget my friend, two weeks are nothing and i wonder what the fuck you did to end it that fast[/QUOTE]
he might have had his reasons, and his girlfriend could have took it a little badly, who knows?
theres no use judging him
Man I had some hardcore sex last night, there was biting and scratching and the screams were amazing.
But fuck the mood got ruined by the police saying I was fucking the wrong kind of beaver.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;33146875]Eight weeks, what the christ.
And this is your girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
Yes
After me and ex broke up she went through like five to ten guys who all rejected her. Eventually she got someone to date her last month. Today I just found out she is getting engaged to the guy she's been dating for a month. I can't stop laughing.
She wants your dick back.
well my GF isn't prego. Now we can go back to being a carefree couple.
[QUOTE=seano12;33174898]well my GF isn't prego. Now we can go back to being a carefree couple.[/QUOTE]
Damn, you could've been an MTV star.
Oh woe is I that have lost all romantic aspirations in such a little time.
There are three girls.
The first being someone who is nearly identical to me in terms of personality and in terms of ideologies. We hit it off on Facebook, and then decided to start talking at school. We were good pals and all, so I introduced her to my best friend. Turns out, they live near each other! So she starts walking with him and our other friend in the morning. She had always thought this other friend was mean and would never like her. But when she got to talk to him, found out he wasn't so mean after all. 2 weeks later, they are dating. I guess I set myself up for this one, but how could I have known?
Second, there was another girl who I had known since last year from Geology class. She is nice, very outspoken, and is very fun to be around. She is in my British Literature class and my Government class. In fact, she is in my bill's group in government class. So we start talking a bit more, and we're getting all friendly and such. I had planned to ask her if she wanted to go out somewhere this past weekend, but ended up getting pulled around everywhere, which kind of ruined that. So today, I am looking about Facebook, and it says that she has changed her status from Single to In A Relationship. So there goes that one.
The third is a possibility still, although I doubt it going very well. She is a Sophomore while I am a Senior. Just today, she broke it off with her boyfriend of about 6 months since they haven't been able to see each other for roughly 2 months. But she also told me she is not going to look for a relationship for about a month, yet she had a guy she still had feelings for. I am still hopeful, but I am not getting myself too worked up over this.
Sorry if this all sounds like a sob story, I just happen to have terrible luck with women. Or rather, I don't take initiative.
First two are dating people, third one is too young for you. Keep looking.
[QUOTE=Evilan;33177736]Damn, you could've been an MTV star.[/QUOTE]
Still can be.
[QUOTE=seano12;33180207]Still can be.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but planned pregnancies aren't as juicy as "accidental" pregnancies for fame.
[QUOTE=Evilan;33180304]Yeah, but planned pregnancies aren't as juicy as "accidental" pregnancies for fame.[/QUOTE]
It's all Hollywood anyway.
Had the perfect one night stand this weekend, perfect because I'll probably never see her again.
We met at a party, she just approached me at the dancefloor and after some stranger-intimacy I told her I lived 5 minutes away and she followed me home. I didn't even knew her name, and she didn't knew mine.
It was nice. I fucked her in the ass.
When she was going to leave in the morning I asked how old she was, and she said 18.
Then later I checked her up on facebook and she was lying. She was 16. Didn't matter to me.
Just had to tell someone, and it ended up being this thread.
:cheers:
gurant, you disturb me
[QUOTE=Gurant;33189107]
It was nice. I fucked her in the ass.
[/QUOTE]
Instantly though of Rudy from misfits.
One time me and my current girlfriend were at third base and for some reason we didn't want to engage in vaginal sex. I think it dealt with something about the both of us being virgins, it really didn't make sense. So my girlfriend proposed that we have anal sex when we were approaching some climax. I'm not sure if she thought of that possibility beforehand, but I really hadn't, but I was horny enough to try it. Didn't work out. Found out later that was because you can't just stick it in. The matter became a "let's not talk about this ever again".
you should have talked about the possibilities of anal fissure and rupture percentage-wise
[editline]8th November 2011[/editline]
nah but seriously though that's an odd story to tell
The topic seems to be on anal sex and that's my only experience with it. Yes, it was quite odd.
Page 69.
Relevant.
Long story short a girl I'm interested in likes to play with my mind...
Basically I met this girl, she admits she likes me and stuff and always tells me I'm lovely and things like that. I like her too and we are steadily progressing our relationship.
This makes me very happy but there are times where she suddenly either answers everything on the phone with a mere "mhm" or when texting or IM'ing she'll all of a sudden start being less talkative and almost seeming upset another example is when she told me that I don't need to hide anything sexual so to speak and she goes and says "well, maybe I'll do something interesting for you soon ;)" so the next night she starts being all winky and shit and so I play along and all of a sudden I'm a perv and she starts shouting. Only to contact me again 5 minutes later laughing and apologising saying I'm lovely really and that she was messing with me.
Theres other things that I forgot but its annoying and upsetting because I have been messed around many a times in the past and was starting to think I have finally met someone worthwhile, but I don't know.
She did mention something about mood swings before, but holy shit I don't know what to make of half this shit.
maybe you're being too pushy and clingy
or maybe she needs more space than most people
either way it doesn't look like its gonna work
ive found over the last few days, step one to getting attention:
dgaf
i swear to god, please dont start another retarded discussion about the optimal number of fucks to give, it's annoying and happens once every 10 or so pages
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;33194551]i swear to god, please dont start another retarded discussion about the optimal number of fucks to give, it's annoying and happens once every 10 or so pages[/QUOTE]
there's a reason it gets brought up
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