• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit II
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I'm extremely lonely and wish I could A: meet a girl and B: ask them out, my current situation is my university is filled with cocks and when I go out with friends, I don't have the courage to approach someone I don't know. I'm extremely sad and the constant "I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend" from my girl friends doesn't help. Any advice about meeting new people when out at a bar etc?
[QUOTE=Olliestoes;33264454]I'm extremely lonely and wish I could A: meet a girl and B: ask them out, my current situation is my university is filled with cocks and when I go out with friends, I don't have the courage to approach someone I don't know. I'm extremely sad and the constant "I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend" from my girl friends doesn't help. Any advice about meeting new people when out at a bar etc?[/QUOTE] Your only going to meet pricks and assholes at bars. If you cant beat them join them, dont go out looking to pull and when it does happen you will be pleasantly surprised.
[QUOTE=Godline;33264486]Your only going to meet pricks and assholes at bars. If you cant beat them join them, dont go out looking to pull and when it does happen you will be pleasantly surprised.[/QUOTE] I've actually met a lot of cool people at bars. They aren't like the movies.
Your girlfriend has dysfunctional eggs and you don't ejaculate? You seem like a very broken couple. Not in the romantic sense of course, that's entirely different.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33265846]yay my gf aint pregnant i didnt think shed be, since she doesnt ovulate more than twice a year (and when she does the eggs are usually non-functional) and i dont ejaculate, but she was getting pretty paranoid lately she was always pretty skinny, and her boobs have been getting bigger and bigger as of late, what made her think she could be pregnant im feeling oh so much better now that its confirmed i had to share[/QUOTE] hhahha u dont ejaculate wtf?
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33265846]yay my gf aint pregnant i didnt think shed be, since she doesnt ovulate more than twice a year (and when she does the eggs are usually non-functional) and i dont ejaculate, but she was getting pretty paranoid lately she was always pretty skinny, and her boobs have been getting bigger and bigger as of late, what made her think she could be pregnant im feeling oh so much better now that its confirmed i had to share[/QUOTE] Welp
doing shit and not ejaculating sucks cockhole unless you purposely don't because you want to do more later but usually you're a pussy if you can't get past that mental block
Had a very nice weekend, didn't do very much but we did go out on Saturday night. I wasn't allowed into a club because I was wearing trainers (this is the first time this has ever happened to me), so we went and got a cab back but she didn't have her house keys with her. Had to sit on the doorstep for half hour to wait for her housemates who had keys. Fun times.
anyone else had girls say strange shit before they blow you? i was at a party in the bathroom and the girl said "i'll lick your cornetto" i think the lines from the inbetweeners? but yea im blaming it on the alcohol :tinfoil:
Looks like she wants to go back on the pill, even though she hates it... I don't know if I should try and get her to give it another chance to see if it gets better....
Forgot my purse and all my money at my boyfriend's place. He was supposed to bring it to me today when he finished school, but of course he got sick, so I have no money and no food. Sucks big time.
I hate that I'm so jealous as soon as another man fucks a girl I've fucked. Like my ex, I know she's fucking around like hell, and I can guess which ones she does it with, and I hate it. Even though I broke up with her and don't want her back. I fucking hate just remembering the good times, and not the 4 months of "I need to break up with her" thoughts..
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33287474]Aren't there different types of pill for different people? Maybe she should go see a doctor about it[/QUOTE] I think she did originally, which is why she was on it. She had the extreme pain problems and very irregular periods before, I'm not entirely sure why she came off it? When we were on about this this morning, and joking and flirting while we were texting she suddenly goes all serious and say "it might be safer in the future if I'm on it anyway", meaning if we had sex. She then says "our relationship might get to that stage, i'm not saying now or putting a time on it but it might". I'm wondering what the fuck she is saying this for; she got pretty pissed at me a few weeks ago for "moving too quickly" after she found out I'd bought some condoms. I never even mentioned using them or anything, merely had them for precaution. I apologized, and she finally forgave me the next day. And the statement itself clears nothing up at all.... she seems to be holding a lot of importance over this, and she's the one who isn't a virgin... Also, she is now jokingly suggest I "give her a hand (or two) ;D" when she comes round tomorrow! I don't have a clue what to think, and don't want to jump the gun again. She is normally the one who escalates things when we are being physical, mainly because of this... [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] Well cleared it up with her thankfully, all is good
17 and 16...... And what do you think is immature... We always joke around like that, did it when we were just friends as well. And she admits she over reacted before. Well we cleared things up anyway so no problems.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;33265846]yay my gf aint pregnant i didnt think shed be, since she doesnt ovulate more than twice a year (and when she does the eggs are usually non-functional) and i dont ejaculate, but she was getting pretty paranoid lately she was always pretty skinny, and her boobs have been getting bigger and bigger as of late, what made her think she could be pregnant im feeling oh so much better now that its confirmed i had to share[/QUOTE] are you both like crippled
Hey guys, I need some advice. So my friend showed me this girl he he thought was pretty cute, so deciding to troll or some shit, I added her on MSN chat and just started talking online. That's where things changed and through some miracle I somehow got her to go out to dinner with me this Friday. I don't know what to do I never talked to a girl before. Thing is i am godamn fat and I'll probably embarrass her with my fatness if I go. What do I do [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] Also I'm 17 if it matters [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] Wrong thread fuck
[QUOTE=Toasticle;33372015]Hey guys, I need some advice. So my friend showed me this girl he he thought was pretty cute, so deciding to troll or some shit, I added her on MSN chat and just started talking online. That's where things changed and through some miracle I somehow got her to go out to dinner with me this Friday. I don't know what to do I never talked to a girl before. Thing is i am godamn fat and I'll probably embarrass her with my fatness if I go. What do I do Also I'm 17 if it matters[/QUOTE] Your weight doesn't really matter. It's your personality that weighs in more than anything. One of my friends, Tyler, weighed about 300lbs in High School (not from sports mind you). He had multiple girlfriends his Junior and Senior year because he realized that weight wasn't the deciding factor in a relationship.
[QUOTE=Evilan;33373768]Your weight doesn't really matter. It's your personality that weighs in more than anything. One of my friends, Tyler, weighed about 300lbs in High School (not from sports mind you). He had multiple girlfriends his Junior and Senior year because he realized that weight wasn't the deciding factor in a relationship.[/QUOTE] One of my friends is also at least over 300 lbs, but his heart is just as big I guess you could say. He was recently voted prom king. No joke.
Broken the bro code dude. But yeah, I find fat guys tend to be funnier than thin guys. Don't worry about your weight, she could still like being around you anyway.
What should I get my girlfriend for christmas? She's 15 and we've been dating for a little over a month and a half. She hasnt really given me any hints, and when I asked her she just said she didnt know what she wanted. I have a few ideas for small little gifts that she would find funny, but I don't want to just get her a few cheap things.
"15" "A little over a month and a half" "Don't want to get her a few cheap things" Doing it wrong. Don't spend huge amounts of money on her Christmas present, make it something that actually matters between the two of you. The best is some sort of gift that would be worthless if given to someone else or by someone else.
Christmas is usually the jewelry holiday, but you've only been dating her less than two months, so that might be too early. Otherwise, a necklace is always a good christmas present.
[QUOTE=Octyl;33397639]"15" "A little over a month and a half" "Don't want to get her a few cheap things" Doing it wrong. Don't spend huge amounts of money on her Christmas present, make it something that actually matters between the two of you. The best is some sort of gift that would be worthless if given to someone else or by someone else.[/QUOTE] Why worthless to anyone else? I doubt in a month and a half of a relationship they'd have something like that for him to get. I don't actually know what kind of thing that'd include anyway. Best to put some thought in it, but get her something she'd actually want. Has she been talking about a book or CDs? My gf just got me some CDs I'd mentioned about getting for my birthday. Or you could always get her a nice top... If you successfully get the right size and something she likes you'll be in her good books.
Yeah, my ex loved Transformers so I came back from a holiday with an Optimus Prime t-shirt. It was one size too small but she still loved it and wore it. Shit like that is perfect, it's cheap but the thought behind it is what really matters.
[QUOTE=Octyl;33397639]"15" "A little over a month and a half" "Don't want to get her a few cheap things" Doing it wrong. Don't spend huge amounts of money on her Christmas present, make it something that actually matters between the two of you. The best is some sort of gift that would be worthless if given to someone else or by someone else.[/QUOTE] Well the little things are like dollar store items, she would like them because they're kinda like inside jokes, but I don't want that to be all I get her. [QUOTE=lil_n00blett;33397861]Christmas is usually the jewelry holiday, but you've only been dating her less than two months, so that might be too early. Otherwise, a necklace is always a good christmas present.[/QUOTE] I was thinking of maybe getting a necklace, but I'm not sure what kind I'd buy her because she usually wears the same necklace all the time, and it's a necklace her dead grandmother gave her. [QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33398009] Best to put some thought in it, but get her something she'd actually want. Has she been talking about a book or CDs? My gf just got me some CDs I'd mentioned about getting for my birthday. Or you could always get her a nice top... If you successfully get the right size and something she likes you'll be in her good books.[/QUOTE] She has all the CDs for the artists she really likes, although I guess a tshirt of her favorite artist might be a good idea.
Doesn't have to be a Band/artist t shirt, what's wrong with just getting her a nice top? Fashion conscious girls here wouldn't be seen dead in a Band t shirt unless It's one of the stylish ones they sometimes have for big artists in designer shops.
[QUOTE=Zamped;33400221] I was thinking of maybe getting a necklace, but I'm not sure what kind I'd buy her because she usually wears the same necklace all the time, and it's a necklace her dead grandmother gave her. [/QUOTE] Something plain. Like a fake diamond on a silver coloured chain. I'm begging my boyfriend for a bracelet for christmas, even that might be a good idea. Something nice, but not to expensive. But if she really doesn't want anything then don't get her anything. If it's what she wants. [QUOTE=Dark_Light;33398307]Yeah, my ex loved Transformers so I came back from a holiday with an Optimus Prime t-shirt. It was one size too small but she still loved it and wore it. Shit like that is perfect, it's cheap but the thought behind it is what really matters.[/QUOTE] My boyfriend got me Transformer stuff for my birthday, and I loved it. He knew that I really liked the movie so it meant something to me that he knew what I liked. [QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33401118]Doesn't have to be a Band/artist t shirt, what's wrong with just getting her a nice top? Fashion conscious girls here wouldn't be seen dead in a Band t shirt unless It's one of the stylish ones they sometimes have for big artists in designer shops.[/QUOTE] I don't think buying clothes is a good idea unless she's with you. She may not like it or it may not fit her or it may just be ugly to her even if you like it. And if you get a top to big then I'd hate to be you.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;33401409] I don't think buying clothes is a good idea unless she's with you. She may not like it or it may not fit her or it may just be ugly to her even if you like it. And if you get a top to big then I'd hate to be you.[/QUOTE] Made a real gamble while I was on holiday, there was some expensive designer Spanish shop with a sale on, no chance I'd be able to return anything I bought. But I saw I top I knew she'd love. I know what she likes and suits her, plus I was with my sister to give a female opinion. Got a size slightly too big for my sister as my gf is taller. So she ended up with a present she loved and was surprised by. Plus I'm not stupid, when I go shopping with her I pay attention to what sizes she is...
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33401563]Made a real gamble while I was on holiday, there was some expensive designer Spanish shop with a sale on, no chance I'd be able to return anything I bought. But I saw I top I knew she'd love. I know what she likes and suits her, plus I was with my sister to give a female opinion. Got a size slightly too big for my sister as my gf is taller. So she ended up with a present she loved and was surprised by. Plus I'm not stupid, when I go shopping with her I pay attention to what sizes she is...[/QUOTE] Yes but he's been going out with her for 6 weeks. I highly doubt that he knows her size yet. And I didn't say that it was a bad thing, I just don't advise it unless you know the other person really well.
I knew her size before we were officially together.... I got her that top and gave it to her on our first proper date. But we were close friends for a good year before we dated so that's why.. depends on the situation.
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