• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit II
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[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;33401918]I knew her size before we were officially together.... I got her that top and gave it to her on our first proper date. But we were close friends for a good year before we dated so that's why.. depends on the situation.[/QUOTE] What kind of keylogger/hidden cameras do you use? Where can I get them?
[QUOTE=JohanGS;33402057]What kind of keylogger/hidden cameras do you use? Where can I get them?[/QUOTE] I went shopping with her and paid attention to the sizes she picked... Was pretty easy as she was flicking thought the racks going "6,8,yes a ten! I'll try that and the 8...." :v:
My girlfriend is coming to see me today. Very excited. Although I'm working till 1am tonight.
Yes! teachers are striking so it looks like I got a whole day with my girlfriend next Wednesday
Anyone else find it hard to get with girls in clubs? You can't fucking talk to anyone.
Is it normal to still be a virgin at 16?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;33439075]Is it normal to still be a virgin at 16?[/QUOTE] It's illegal to have sex in my country before the age of 16. So yes. It's perfectly normal.
Hey guys, just wanted to drop my fail->win->fail last night. Not entirely sure what happened, but it did. Went to a hiphop, dubstep, drum&bass night, and I was out on the dancefloor, with a friend. A couple are trying to cut through the crowd, so I step back, and gesture "this way", knocking a drink out of some poor girl's hand. I immediately apologise, and bring her and her friend back to the bar where I buy her a fresh drink to replace the one I destroyed. While we wait for the drink, I ask if she got any on her, and she proceeds to take my hand and put it on her leg to show me that yes indeed she is wet (a fucking metaphor?). We go back to the front, and we're jamming out, she starts moving in pretty close and she's back to me at this point, so I put a hand on her hip, she looks back and flashes me a smile, so I'm thinking I'm totally in. We dance for a while, she's moving in to me, grinding against me. At one point she turns around and leans in, I think she's going to kiss me, but instead she tells me to wait there, she's going outside for a drink and a smoke with her friend. And here's the fail, when she gets back, she starts dancing near me, smiles at me, so I go back, but when I try to dance with her, she moves my hand and pushes me back and gives me a "Nope" look. And then, no more than 10 minutes later, she's snogging another guy in the middle of the dancefloor. WTF just happened?
[QUOTE=Gaeel;33444768]Hey guys, just wanted to drop my fail->win->fail last night.[/QUOTE] stopped reading
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;33439075]Is it normal to still be a virgin at 16?[/QUOTE] I did it with 19 and it was great and felt totally right. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] So tonight a girl from my psychology class which I barely talked a few times invited me to her place, there is a small "party" with 5 people. Since the first time I talked to her I immediatly liked her, she is awesome smart and really cute. I want her, the only downside is she already has a boyfriend. Any advice on how I can turn things to my advantage?
[QUOTE=Gaeel;33444768]WTF just happened?[/QUOTE] you were toyed with
[QUOTE=Turnips5;33446885]you were toyed with[/QUOTE] Looks like it... Honestly, it was fun while it lasted, dissapointed that it ended there, but hey...
has anyone here had experience with IUDs/coils
So i realized something today, after about the third week straight of drinking myself into a coma every night. I don't know how to have a normal relationship, I have had exactly ONE relationship in my twenty years of life, she was a complete bitch and it was in no way what you would call a "healthy" relationship. I have had no problem soliciting sex from various women, mostly because after the military I just didn't give a shit about having relationships anymore. Now though, for the first time in three years, I have met a girl I think the world of, and I somehow fucked it up and we'll never be anything more than friends. The really fucked up part is, she's coming on the road with the Renaissance Festival (working it) with me, and will be sharing my tent for the foreseeable future. After all this shit I realized I literally have no idea how to have a relationship, I have sex, but the moment I start getting serious I fuck EVERYTHING up.
Wait. Let me grab my video camera, I might be able to help.
Seriously how do you get with girls in clubs? I'm interested as to if anyone has any advice?
[QUOTE=Occlusion;33461765]Seriously how do you get with girls in clubs? I'm interested as to if anyone has any advice?[/QUOTE] dude, I'm as perplexed as you A : "HEY" B : "WHAT" A : "I SAID HEY" B : "WHAT" A : "HELLO, HOW'S IT GOING" B : "I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING" A : "WHAT" presumably you just have to be physical and then move somewhere else where you can actually hear yourself speak
Took my girlfriend out for her birthday Friday, got her round 6, took her to some blacklight mini golf place with her friends, then she dragged me to twilight (we both agreed it was horrible, i want my 2 hours and 10 dollars back...), then we went back to my buddy's house and stayed the night there. Not going into details about the night. Woke up, went to the mall, then went back to her house for family Thanksgiving stuff, I called out of work to stay there, left at 2am. She says she had a good weekend, very happy about how everything turned out. Now I wake up to an angry household. Can't wait until I move out next year. [editline]27th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Turnips5;33451320]has anyone here had experience with IUDs/coils[/QUOTE] I had an ex with an IUD. Best sex I've ever had. Never had to wear a condom, never had to pull out, no pregnancy. Probably one of the best inventions in birth control.
[QUOTE=IllegalPaste;33464378] I had an ex with an IUD. Best sex I've ever had. Never had to wear a condom, never had to pull out, no pregnancy. Probably one of the best inventions in birth control.[/QUOTE] For 700 dollars, it sure as hell seems to be worth the dosh.
[QUOTE=gufu;33467634]For 700 dollars, it sure as hell seems to be worth the dosh.[/QUOTE] free in the UK, another reason why the NHS fucking rules <:D
[QUOTE=junker|154;33445514]I did it with 19 and it was great and felt totally right. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] So tonight a girl from my psychology class which I barely talked a few times invited me to her place, there is a small "party" with 5 people. Since the first time I talked to her I immediatly liked her, she is awesome smart and really cute. I want her, the only downside is she already has a boyfriend. Any advice on how I can turn things to my advantage?[/QUOTE] Haven't you posted this before and people gave you advice?
fist pump for universal healthcare
I can get free condoms at my 6th form college through an NHS scheme too. Don't do it though, you have to fill out a big form and the wierd, old, pastoral care woman always asks you a load of awkward questions.
Nice. My girlfriend got the morning after pill completely free too due to some university health care shenanigans. Awkward questions also abounded, but neither of us really gave a fuck [editline]27th November 2011[/editline] Can't believe it usually costs something like £20
My girlfriend also gets it free, but on medical prescription for period pain and irregularity, don't know if you'd remember my post a few weeks ago regarding that. That reminds me, need to ask her if she is going to conitnue taking it after what happened last time when she didn't...
my high school just has a large jar of free condoms in the nurse's office anyone can take them
That would not go well at my school, despite it being a grammar school... we've had water filled condoms lobbed at teachers, had them strewn outside the deputy heads office, and in the recent "v-factor" music contest they were inflated and thrown around, with most bursting over teachers :v: Plus its a boys only school up until age 16 so...
France are pretty on top of stuff with healthcare too. Most contraceptives are free. It makes sense, it costs much less to give kids contraceptives than to deal with unwanted pregnancy.
it costs less to buy contraceptives than it does to deal with a pregnancy, but from the government's perspective, how does a pregnancy cost them anything at all?
wait a minute do you have to pay for abortions in the US?
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