• things you've put in your dickhole
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[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;21476258]lol i'll never learn......i'm sure is was just a small cut, the bleeding stopped quickly[/QUOTE] Well, this man might be able to teach you better than I. [QUOTE=ButtsexV2;21476307]I posted a story not long ago about a trip to the ER involving things in my dick.[/QUOTE]
this thread is killing my dick
I've stuck a pen down my dick before
I slide a piece of paper in between them quickly until i got a paper cut.
A tube all the way down to my bladder.
:barf::tubular:
nothing....
[QUOTE=Whiterfire;21476875]:barf: :tubular:[/QUOTE] [editline]01:53PM[/editline] Fixd
anyone want to play "When The Snake Eat The Pig"?
An operational powerdrill. Big thanks to _Junkie_, who gave me the idea from his wonderful stories.
i had a toy air pump with a nozzle on the end from a mcdonalds happy meal. didn't go well and it felt like what i can only describe as having the bends in your dick
:wtc: :barf:
[img]http://ps.metokur.org/whyisthisathread.png[/img]
water and air
[QUOTE=EFG;21484056]An operational powerdrill. Big thanks to _Junkie_, who gave me the idea from his wonderful stories.[/QUOTE] wait a sec. you're not even 14 and already put something in your dick?!
It started with Q-tips and soon became spit from my girlfriend who liked to blow spit/air into it....
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;21486859]wait a sec. you're not even 14 and already put something in your dick?![/QUOTE] Im 22 and I haven't done it yet.
[QUOTE=cram;21486758][IMG]http://ps.metokur.org/whyisthisathread.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Why is that a post?
Copy papers!
[QUOTE=TheLocoMofo;21476476]this thread is killing my dick[/QUOTE] :byodood:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree completely.
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A funnel and a large helping of hot melted chili-infused candle wax.
This thread.
A crunchy cheeto.
I've gotten soap in there when I was in the shower. Hurts.
soap bar. i pissed blood for three days.
Razor blades
[QUOTE=scorpion8754;21495816]Razor blades[/QUOTE] when I read this I had to take off my pants and hold my hands over my dick in a protective fashion, and look over my shoulder.
kids in the sandbox :downsbravo:
what the fuck is wrong with this thread?
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