As we assemble here today, we make history, as Facepunch elects its first leader to unify the one section that needs it the most. The one section that comes forward in this fast paced world with brilliance and motivation. As we sit here today, we can once again know that we will not fall to the tyrants that try and oppress us. We will not fall victim to the cruelty of the shadow. Today we make our stand, and united under a common leader, we will take back what is rightfully ours.
As Adlai Stevenson once said:
[quote]There are no gains without pains.[/quote]
And his words could never be more true, as we sacrifice ourself today, and overrun the tyrants seat of slavocracy, we will lose a great many of our warriors in battle. As we fight the shadow sent to crucify us and eliminate any threat to the idle throne, we will push on even through the loss. However we will succeed, and the success shall be great.
Tonight, as we rise up, the feeling in your body will radiate throughout the entire forum. Our oppressors shall try and crush us, but we shall push forward. We shall pave the way for our children, and create a future of freedom, and entrepreneurs.
So as I say what may be my last words, or may be the best words heard throughout my career. Facepunch, stand tall, strong, and firm. For today the battle shall be significant, and the forum will change forever.
To close this speech, I would like to quote Abraham Lincoln.
[quote]Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.[/quote]
Thank you, and have a nice night.
Who are you?
No, I'm sorry. Please leave now.
Good luck, bro.
All of these boxes to help me move into my new office, right?
you suck, get out
It belongs to Doug.
I call being your wife
upon wikipedia-ing: adlai stevenson was the 31st governor of illinois, the state in which i live
huh
learn something new every day i guess
The day you become president of Fast Threads is the day I get a girl to dress up as a catgirl for me.
this is the gayest thread
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25608176]this is the gayest thread[/QUOTE]
:irony:
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25608176]this is the gayest thread[/QUOTE]
and so is your pic
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25608176]this is the gayest thread[/QUOTE]
Facepunch threads don't have sexual preferences. Shitty teen singing sensations, however, do.
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