[QUOTE=KG_1;36820457]This is one of the best thread I've seen on Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
haven't you seen Dan was boobies?
[QUOTE=cdrw5;36829269]This would make a great sitcom.[/QUOTE]
First sitcom I would watch.
[QUOTE=Splut;36741799]i went too a hotell onse and they woodent get me a rewm so i sleeped outside
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We r all humen bengs and deservd to get rewm
dont 4get werking intenstines
hi bda
[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;36820145]There was nothing in my life that could have prepared me for that moment, when I seen that image, I think I just screamed "Oh my fucking god, what the fuck" out loud, no amount of therapy could erase that of my image of my mind.
There was shit everywhere, even in the most inhospitable places, the shit was around the wall, the floor, the toilet, everywhere, the toilet in special, was something odd, it looked like the toilet couldn't take all that shit and just spitted the blots of shit out on the floor, there were piles of shit on the floor and around the border of the toilet, and there were also shit footprints around the floor, the whole shit smell was mixing with the lemon-like smell of the bathroom, creating something that truly could make the strongest stomachs turn upside down, the shit looked green-ish also, kind of like horse shit, as it if were there for quite some time, it must have been a joint work, no human could shit all that amount of shit ever, no human eyes were also prepared for that view, I felt like sitting on the corner, crying, imagining better times in my childhood, with my mom hugging me, and me being happy, every second I looked at that image, it further burned through my mind, to this day I have this involuntary mental block where I don't feel the need to go to the bathroom unless I'm at home, the tought of taking a piss didn't even remotely go through my head when I saw all that.
Then I called the janitor, or the manager, or just somebody, can't really remember exactly what happened, I think I went through my job and my life was never the same again.[/QUOTE]
The Poop Lady Strikes Back.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;36835432]make more posts[/QUOTE]
I can see you are.
Hi Tippz.
Today we discovered that the "special comments" field on our guest profiles page is actually sent to the guest with their reservation. This field is used to communicate special instructions or information between front desk employees, such as "guest requested third floor room," or " guest will be travelling with pet," or "guest was irate because of his room being too hot. I told the guest how to operate his air conditioner, and offered him a fan from the laundry room. Guest was still unhappy, and became rude. Refused to pay. I contacted the manager about him."
Guest was not made happier by my comment. We thought that field was only for passing information between hotel staff!
Or, worse yet, "Guest was drunk and loud on arrival, and made inappropriate comments to hotel workers. Guest paid cash. Detective Frank asked hotel staff to keep an eye on this room for suspicious behavior."
This is definitely not the kind of information a hotel guest wants to read about himself. Talk about an embarassing misunderstanding.
Now I have to go through every reservation for the next six months and check that there's nothing potentially upsetting.
"Guest shitted on everything"
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;36847779]"Guest shitted on everything"[/QUOTE]
"Again."
"Guest did not know what numbers are. Guest is potentially loony."
[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;36820145]I worked for some months at an hotel restaurant as that guy who stands at the door and takes people to the tables and manages the whole reserved tables, I forgot what its called, I think its just "receptionist" but whatever.[/QUOTE]
Were you a "host"? or maybe a "coordinator"? I used to work in a restaurant and those were some of the terms we used.
Anyway, I'm so sorry you had to experience that.
I have to give this thread a bump.
[QUOTE=mfb412;37561560]I have to give this thread a bump.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, wherst have thou funny DBA stories gone?
this is amazing, seems almost like a sitcom that'd be from the 80's, yano, when sitcoms were actually funny
[QUOTE=ewitwins;37587576]Indeed, wherst have thou funny DBA stories gone?[/QUOTE]
Too many normal people.
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