/me rips off his pants, flinging them towards Jorel. He begins spraying shit all over the wall behind him, screaming "SEIG HEIL!" as he runs to the bathroom.
From:
United States PhoGiven
To:
United States HiltonHerd
this is why ranks don't mean shit cuz you are the worst B player ive ever seen. god ur fucking garbage, doesn't even know how to spray an AK47, im really curious as to how you managed to get yourself out of D. shitty player kill yourself
[sp]Cocky galue! Cocky galue! Why do you do this to me? Oh I'm gonna do this to you, you better BELIEVE I'm gonna do this to you. No, I'm gonna lick cheek 'til there is no cheek left to lick. Oh how are you gonna do that, there will always be cheeks to lick. No, I'm acidic. No, you do not have acidic spit, you do not. How would you even think about doing this to me?! OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE NOW! WAWAWAWAWAWAW, WOW WOWOWOWOW EGH EGH BHLHALHAMGBMSP MM scrumptious, mm MM mhmmh AHhoahoaohooo WOW, that is really scrumpyoly. I just can't even stand the scrumpyolyness of this. How could you even do this to me? Cause your cheeks are delicious! What does that mean, it means your cheeks are scrumptious! Heh what does that mean? It means hehe oh god GOD your cheeks are just so GOOOOOD! What are you talking about? Good as cheeks, my cheeks are so GOOOOOOD! Oh my, scrumptious in indevilicious! But, why me? Why, why meeeee? Oooooh yeah, tasty cheeeaayks! Woooo ooooh mmmm! Oy oy oy! MmmMmm know that toys has filled up my ass? Oh you better watch out it's gonna tickle your balls until there's nothing left. Oh, there will always be something left, no. This tickle fades away your cheeks. NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO![/sp]
the name of the last tf2 update was "tough break" and there's been a *tough break* from updates for half a year