We got pulled over tripping on acid one night, pulled over by the cops. Don't recommend it.
Cops don't appreciate fish driving around.
They frown on that.
Long night, man. Cops were tapping on this window. We're staring at him in this mirror.
"How tall are you?"
"A liddle cop, look at him!"
"How does he drive that big fucking car?"
"Urr, there could be thousands of them, shit!"
"What are we gonna do?"
"Let's put him in the jar."
Made perfect sense at that moment.
Put him in a jar, poke some holes in the lid, leave him by the road.
"You'll never get us copper. Haha."
"We'll send some little firemen to let you out."
"Hey I bet they know where the miniature golf course is!"
"Boo! Haha.. Fuck it, they scared us."
"Son d'you wanna stand up please?"
"I just found the driver."
"We don't need a driver, we're playing miniature golf."
True story. Now, later, when I was released [laughter] I mean spiritually... Oh God.
"I need to see some ID."
"I'm me, he's him, you're you."
"Put your hands against the car please."
"Which one. The UFO, the unicorn or your cruiser?"
Friday, July 18th
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[code]Match result: Mirai Kuriyama: 0 Ironmark Meatgoof: 1
Game outcome: Ironmark Meatgoof has won because all opponents have lost
Game outcome: Mirai Kuriyama has lost because life total reached 0
Damage: Serpent of the Endless Sea (56) deals 10 damage to Silver Knight (81).
Damage: Disciple of Law (78) deals 1 combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Auriok Champion (74) deals 1 combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Damage: Silver Knight (81) deals 2 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama assigned Serpent of the Endless Sea (56) to block Silver Knight (81).
Mirai Kuriyama didn't block Auriok Champion (74).
Mirai Kuriyama didn't block Disciple of Law (78).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof assigned Silver Knight (81), Auriok Champion (74) and Disciple of Law (78) to attack Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Rain of Embers (101) - Deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Damage: Rain of Embers (101) deals 1 non-combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Rain of Embers (101) deals 1 damage to Merrow Levitator (2).
Damage: Rain of Embers (101) deals 1 damage to Faerie Swarm (44).
Damage: Rain of Embers (101) deals 1 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Rain of Embers (101).
Mana: Sacred Foundry (63) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Steam Blast (102) - Deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 non-combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 damage to Merrow Levitator (2).
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 damage to Deepchannel Mentor (54).
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 damage to Faerie Swarm (44).
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 damage to Briarberry Cohort (9).
Damage: Steam Blast (102) deals 2 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Steam Blast (102).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mountain (115) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 28 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Merrow Levitator (2)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Merrow Levitator - Creature 2 / 3
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Merrow Levitator (2).
Mana: Island (35) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (21) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (36) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (16) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Deepchannel Mentor (54)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Deepchannel Mentor - Creature 2 / 2
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Deepchannel Mentor (54).
Mana: Island (26) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (35)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 27 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Silver Knight (81)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Silver Knight - Creature 2 / 2
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Silver Knight (81).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 26 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Concentrate (11) - Mirai Kuriyama draws 3 cards.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Concentrate (11).
Mana: Island (21) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (36) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (16) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (26) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (21)
Resolve stack: Tidings (57) - Mirai Kuriyama draws 4 cards.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Tidings (57).
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 25 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Flamebreak (110) - Flamebreak deals 3 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Creatures dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
Damage: Flamebreak (110) deals 1 non-combat damage to Ironmark Meatgoof.
Damage: Flamebreak (110) deals 3 non-combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Flamebreak (110) deals 3 damage to Kami of the Crescent Moon (14).
Damage: Flamebreak (110) deals 3 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Flamebreak (110).
Mana: Sacred Foundry (63) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mountain (115) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Resolve stack: At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. [Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof]
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama triggered Kami of the Crescent Moon (14).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 24 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Faerie Swarm (44)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Faerie Swarm - Creature 0 / 0
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Faerie Swarm (44).
Mana: Island (36) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (16) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (26) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Briarberry Cohort (9)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Briarberry Cohort - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Briarberry Cohort (9).
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Kami of the Crescent Moon (14)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Kami of the Crescent Moon - Creature 1 / 3
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Kami of the Crescent Moon (14).
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 23 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 22 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Amnesia (59) - Ironmark Meatgoof reveals his or her hand. Discard (All) of type: Card.nonLand.
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Desert Sandstorm (108).
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Steam Blast (104).
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Tivadar of Thorn (84).
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Steam Blast (103).
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Amnesia (59) targeting Ironmark Meatgoof .
Mana: Island (26) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 21 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Damage: Thermal Glider (88) deals 2 damage to Spire Golem (5).
Damage: Spire Golem (5) deals 2 damage to Thermal Glider (88).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama assigned Spire Golem (5) to block Thermal Glider (88).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof assigned Thermal Glider (88) to attack Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Sulfurous Blast (106) - Deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 1 non-combat damage to Ironmark Meatgoof.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 3 non-combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 3 damage to Manta Ray (48).
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 3 damage to Briarberry Cohort (7).
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 3 damage to Spire Golem (5).
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (106) deals 3 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Sulfurous Blast (106).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mountain (115) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 20 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (36)
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Manta Ray (48)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Manta Ray - Creature 3 / 3
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Manta Ray (48).
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Briarberry Cohort (7)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Briarberry Cohort - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Briarberry Cohort (7).
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Spire Golem (5)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Spire Golem - Creature 2 / 4
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Spire Golem (5).
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 19 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life. [Zone Changer: Disciple of Law (78)]
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof triggered Auriok Champion (74).
Resolve stack: Disciple of Law - Creature 1 / 2
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Disciple of Law (78).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Damage: Thermal Glider (88) deals 2 combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't block Thermal Glider (88).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof assigned Thermal Glider (88) to attack Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 18 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Discard: Mirai Kuriyama discards Serpent of the Endless Sea (55).
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Flow of Ideas (52) - Mirai Kuriyama draws 7 cards.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Flow of Ideas (52).
Mana: Island (26) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (16)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 17 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Auriok Champion - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Auriok Champion (74).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Damage: Thermal Glider (88) deals 2 combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't block Thermal Glider (88).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof assigned Thermal Glider (88) to attack Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Sacred Foundry (63)
Replacement Effect:
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 16 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Boomerang (39) - Boomerang - Return Sacred Foundry (63) to its owners hand.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Boomerang (39) targeting Sacred Foundry (63) .
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 15 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Damage: Thermal Glider (88) deals 2 combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't block Thermal Glider (88).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof assigned Thermal Glider (88) to attack Mirai Kuriyama.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Sulfurous Blast (105) - Deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (105) deals 1 non-combat damage to Ironmark Meatgoof.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (105) deals 3 non-combat damage to Mirai Kuriyama.
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (105) deals 3 damage to Faerie Swarm (46).
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (105) deals 3 damage to Briarberry Cohort (6).
Damage: Sulfurous Blast (105) deals 3 damage to Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Sulfurous Blast (105).
Mana: Plains (117) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mountain (115) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Plains (117)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 14 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Damage: Briarberry Cohort (6) deals 2 combat damage to Ironmark Meatgoof.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't block Briarberry Cohort (6).
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama assigned Briarberry Cohort (6) to attack Ironmark Meatgoof.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Faerie Swarm - Creature 0 / 0
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Faerie Swarm (46).
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (26)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 13 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Sphere of Law
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Sphere of Law (91).
Mana: Sacred Foundry (63) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mountain (115) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Mountain (115)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 12 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Briarberry Cohort - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Briarberry Cohort (6).
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 11 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Thermal Glider - Creature 2 / 1
Add to stack: Ironmark Meatgoof cast Thermal Glider (88).
Mana: Sacred Foundry (63) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plateau (71) - {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (120) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Plains (120)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 10 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Serpent of the Endless Sea - Creature 0 / 0
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Serpent of the Endless Sea (56).
Mana: Island (22) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (31) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (17) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (22)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 9 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Arid Mesa (69).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Sacred Foundry (63)
Replacement Effect:
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 8 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Eye of Nowhere (42) - Eye of Nowhere - Return Sacred Foundry (63) to its owners hand.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Eye of Nowhere (42) targeting Sacred Foundry (63) .
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (31)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 7 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Discard: Ironmark Meatgoof discards Jungle Shrine (67).
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Sacred Foundry (63)
Replacement Effect:
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 6 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Eye of Nowhere (41) - Eye of Nowhere - Return Sacred Foundry (63) to its owners hand.
Add to stack: Mirai Kuriyama cast Eye of Nowhere (41) targeting Sacred Foundry (63) .
Mana: Island (25) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Mana: Island (29) - {T}: Add {U} to your mana pool.
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (17)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 5 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Sacred Foundry (63)
Replacement Effect:
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 4 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (25)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 3 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Cleanup
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End of Turn
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, postcombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's End Combat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Combat Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's First Strike Damage
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Blockers
Combat: Ironmark Meatgoof didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Declare Attackers
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Begin Combat
Land: Ironmark Meatgoof played Plateau (71)
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Main, precombat
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Draw
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Upkeep
Phase: Ironmark Meatgoof's Untap
Turn: Turn 2 (Ironmark Meatgoof)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Cleanup
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End of Turn
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, postcombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's End Combat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Combat Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's First Strike Damage
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Blockers
Combat: Mirai Kuriyama didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Declare Attackers
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Begin Combat
Land: Mirai Kuriyama played Island (29)
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Main, precombat
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Draw
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Upkeep
Phase: Mirai Kuriyama's Untap
Turn: Turn 1 (Mirai Kuriyama)
Mulligan: Ironmark Meatgoof has kept a hand of 7 cards
Mulligan: Mirai Kuriyama has kept a hand of 7 cards[/code]
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// leech - basic little swimming monster
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//
// UNDONE:
// DONE:Steering force model for attack
// DONE:Attack animation control / damage
// DONE:Establish range of up/down motion and steer around vertical obstacles
// DONE:Re-evaluate height periodically
// DONE:Fall (MOVETYPE_TOSS) and play different anim if out of water
// Test in complex room (c2a3?)
// DONE:Sounds? - Kelly will fix
// Blood cloud? Hurt effect?
// Group behavior?
// DONE:Save/restore
// Flop animation - just bind to ACT_TWITCH
// Fix fatal push into wall case
//
// Try this on a bird
// Try this on a model with hulls/tracehull?
//[/code]
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