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[code]Match result: Shiki: 1 Eileen: 0
Game outcome: Eileen has lost because life total reached 0
Game outcome: Shiki has won because all opponents have lost
Damage: Ajani's Pridemate (2) deals 2 damage to Wolf (134).
Damage: Wolf (134) deals 3 damage to Ajani's Pridemate (2).
Damage: Siege Mastodon (45) deals 9 combat damage to Eileen.
Damage: Siege Mastodon (44) deals 5 combat damage to Eileen.
Damage: Serra Angel (43) deals 4 combat damage to Eileen.
Damage: Palace Guard (24) deals 7 combat damage to Eileen.
Damage: Angelic Arbiter (4) deals 5 combat damage to Eileen.
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Damage: Cloud Crusader (8) deals 2 combat damage to Eileen.
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Resolve stack: Wyluli Wolf (71) - Wolf (134) gains +1/+1 until end of turn.
Add to stack: Eileen activated Wyluli Wolf (71) targeting Wolf (134).
Combat: Eileen assigned Wolf (134) to block Ajani's Pridemate (2).
Eileen didn't block Angelic Arbiter (4).
Eileen didn't block Palace Guard (24).
Eileen didn't block Cloud Crusader (8).
Eileen didn't block Serra Angel (43).
Eileen didn't block Siege Mastodon (44).
Eileen didn't block Siege Mastodon (45).
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki assigned Palace Guard (24), Cloud Crusader (8), Siege Mastodon (45), Serra Angel (43), Angelic Arbiter (4), Ajani's Pridemate (2) and Siege Mastodon (44) to attack Eileen.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Mighty Leap (19) - Siege Mastodon (44) gains +2/+2 Flying until end of turn.
Add to stack: Shiki cast Mighty Leap (19) targeting Siege Mastodon (44).
Mana: Plains (37) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (29) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Armored Ascension (5) - Attach to Siege Mastodon (45)
Add to stack: Shiki cast Armored Ascension (5) targeting Siege Mastodon (45).
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 20 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Temple Garden (61)
Replacement Effect: As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Temple Garden enters the battlefield tapped.
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 19 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Siege Mastodon -
Add to stack: Shiki cast Siege Mastodon (44).
Mana: Swamp (55) - {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (37) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (29) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Ajani's Pridemate - Creature 2 / 2
Add to stack: Shiki cast Ajani's Pridemate (2).
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 18 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Rampant Growth (76) - Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
Add to stack: Eileen cast Rampant Growth (76).
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 17 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Armored Ascension (6) - Attach to Palace Guard (24)
Add to stack: Shiki cast Armored Ascension (6) targeting Palace Guard (24).
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 16 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Forest (97)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 15 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Angelic Arbiter - Creature 5 / 6
Add to stack: Shiki cast Angelic Arbiter (4).
Mana: Swamp (55) - {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (37) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (29) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Land: Shiki played Plains (37)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 14 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Watchwolf -
Add to stack: Eileen cast Watchwolf (82).
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (70) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Forest (88)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 13 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Serra Angel - Creature 4 / 4
Add to stack: Shiki cast Serra Angel (43).
Mana: Plains (29) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Land: Shiki played Plains (29)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 12 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Savannah (118)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 11 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Siege Mastodon -
Add to stack: Shiki cast Siege Mastodon (45).
Mana: Swamp (55) - {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (26) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Land: Shiki played Plains (26)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 10 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Wyluli Wolf - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Eileen cast Wyluli Wolf (74).
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Forest (100)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 9 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Cloud Crusader - Creature 2 / 3
Add to stack: Shiki cast Cloud Crusader (8).
Mana: Swamp (55) - {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (28) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Land: Shiki played Plains (28)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 8 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Howl of the Night Pack (85) - Create (6) 2/2 Wolf tokens.
Add to stack: Eileen cast Howl of the Night Pack (85).
Mana: Forest (96) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (103) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (101) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (89) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (98) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Land: Eileen played Forest (96)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 7 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Palace Guard - Creature 1 / 4
Add to stack: Shiki cast Palace Guard (24).
Mana: Swamp (55) - {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (33) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Mana: Plains (32) - {T}: Add {W} to your mana pool.
Land: Shiki played Swamp (55)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 6 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Resolve stack: Wyluli Wolf - Creature 1 / 1
Add to stack: Eileen cast Wyluli Wolf (71).
Mana: Forest (101) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (89) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Kodama's Reach (106) - - Eileen searches his/her's library for 1 Land.Basic and puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle that library. Eileen searches his/her's library for 1 Land.Basic and puts that card into its owner's hand. Then shuffle that library.
Add to stack: Eileen cast Kodama's Reach (106).
Mana: Forest (98) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Land: Eileen played Forest (101)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 5 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Land: Shiki played Plains (33)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 4 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Kodama's Reach (109) - - Eileen searches his/her's library for 1 Land.Basic and puts that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle that library. Eileen searches his/her's library for 1 Land.Basic and puts that card into its owner's hand. Then shuffle that library.
Add to stack: Eileen cast Kodama's Reach (109).
Mana: Forest (98) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Land: Eileen played Forest (98)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 3 (Eileen)
Phase: Shiki's Cleanup
Phase: Shiki's End of Turn
Phase: Shiki's Main, postcombat
Phase: Shiki's End Combat
Phase: Shiki's Combat Damage
Phase: Shiki's First Strike Damage
Phase: Shiki's Declare Blockers
Combat: Shiki didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Shiki's Declare Attackers
Phase: Shiki's Begin Combat
Land: Shiki played Plains (32)
Phase: Shiki's Main, precombat
Phase: Shiki's Draw
Phase: Shiki's Upkeep
Phase: Shiki's Untap
Turn: Turn 2 (Shiki)
Phase: Eileen's Cleanup
Phase: Eileen's End of Turn
Phase: Eileen's Main, postcombat
Phase: Eileen's End Combat
Phase: Eileen's Combat Damage
Phase: Eileen's First Strike Damage
Phase: Eileen's Declare Blockers
Combat: Eileen didn't attack this turn.
Phase: Eileen's Declare Attackers
Phase: Eileen's Begin Combat
Resolve stack: Rampant Growth (77) - Search your library for a basic land card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
Add to stack: Eileen cast Rampant Growth (77).
Mana: Mox Emerald (62) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Mana: Forest (99) - {T}: Add {G} to your mana pool.
Resolve stack: Mox Emerald
Add to stack: Eileen cast Mox Emerald (62).
Land: Eileen played Forest (99)
Phase: Eileen's Main, precombat
Phase: Eileen's Draw
Phase: Eileen's Upkeep
Phase: Eileen's Untap
Turn: Turn 1 (Eileen)
Mulligan: Shiki has kept a hand of 7 cards
Mulligan: Eileen has kept a hand of 7 cards[/code]
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Cosplay is really hard.
If you think your face are not good,try cosplaying the character wearing a headgear that obscure their face.
Also,if it about your body,lose some weight or you can cosplay as character that wear heavy or bulky armor.