[QUOTE=69105;21260516]the only reason I say that is because she's such a bitter person. I had my accounting class with her and all she ever talked about was how she didn't understand it and she swore every other word.
You'd call her a fat bitch, too.[/QUOTE]
Well aren't you the guy that made the Fat People thread too?
[QUOTE=Lohead;21258822][IMG]http://www.bluefield.edu/clientimages/30250/publicrelations/mud-pig-day-05-web.jpg[/IMG]
no?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.bluntie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pigs-in-mud-wallow-300x225.jpg[/IMG]
The resemblance, it's uncanny.
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;21258830]That's shit not mud[/QUOTE]
Looks like caramel to me.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;21261575]Well aren't you the guy that made the Fat People thread too?[/QUOTE]
haha yeah the irony
in fact the thread was made for her
[QUOTE=69105;21262109]
haha yeah the irony
in fact the thread was made for her[/QUOTE]
Did she like it?
[QUOTE=toddisgay;21259676]I feel like everyone who talks about fat people being funny on facepunch is between the ages of 11-14.
Grow up. Even when I was that age I didn't think fat people were funny... I have basically always felt sympathy for them.[/QUOTE]
I'm 17 and I don't laugh at everyone for being fat, in fact the person who fell seemed bitchy, not one of those fluffy nice fat people.
But its sad when its a little kid who is morbidly obese, because they are going to have to live with that problem for the rest of their life because of how their parent's fed them.
anyways even if it was a skinny person I would have laughed on the inside.
I love nice fat people, especially the Asian ones v:v:v. Just not the annoying weird as hell bitchy ones.
You can only giggle if you're a girl or homosexual...
Or a cute trap.
Not that I find traps appealing. But yeah, nice illustration.
That sounds cruel, yet funny at the same time..
I'm conflicted. :/
[QUOTE=Superginger;21258693]Fat people don't have to do anything at all to be funny. They're fat.[/QUOTE]
Made me giggle, then I looked down and couldn't see my feet. :(
[QUOTE=Wolfie13;21272470]Made me giggle, then I looked down and couldn't see my feet. :([/QUOTE]
Hah.
Karma.
inb4oplaughedatgabeep3delayed
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[QUOTE=Octo pie;21258676]So I was walking home from school the other day, I had just left the student parking lot and onto this wet, grassy area. And this fat kid is walking in front of me.[/QUOTE]
Rated Dumb, this thread wasn't needed imo.
It was sad how you have nothing better to do in your life than post about someone falling in mud..
Your very mature..
cool story bro
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So I was walking home from school the other day, I had just left the student parking lot and onto this wet, grassy area. And this older handsome boy is walking in behind me.
When walking from my school you must go on the grass a little bit to get to the sidewalk,
and it had rained a few days before so some puddles remained. So there were 2 big puddles and 1 bit of land in between them, leading to the holy sidewalk.
Now me, using my brain, knows that the land in between is probably wet, muddy and slippery. So I know walking there would be a good idea if I wanted to impress this guy.
So back to that guy, he is a little bit behind me. I get to this dreaded muddy land, with two puddles around it. Me, being the clever, intelligent woman I am, felt that I could save several seconds on my grueling walk home by walking through the puddle.
I instantly slip and fall on my ass in the mud, with a flip flop flying off, falling in one of the puddles.
That fucking douche started smiling and laughing. So then I tried to get up, but because I am rather husky, I had a hard time and I was like wigging around trying to look all cool and stuff in front of this kid, because I thought maybe it wasn't too late to salvage my dignity.
There is a whole bunch of mud on my pants at this point and maybe dog shit, because the smell was all over.
So I try to get up but I'm unsuccessful, and I slip again, an utter failure. I hate myself. I fall back in the mud and say "Whoops" all nonchalant-like, as if I couldn't give two shits, but that is a total lie.
So I'm still sitting in the mud after my last attempt, and at this point that fucker that has been looking at me the whole time has caught up with my area.
Now him, being the self-absorbed little buttfucker that he is just walks by with a huge grin on his gay little face and didn't look back.
So a nearby security guard goes over and helps me up. Fucking took him long enough.
Tomorrow, I'm shooting up the school. Guess who's going to be my first victim.
Ah, sounded so fun. I wish I was there to see it mind.
It's so funny, Yet so... wrong. Mind, I woulda laughed.
I know what that whoop noise was.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2560/3699368901_623c781602.jpg[/img]
I feel like an ass for laughing.
I would laugh to.
I would laugh so hard if that was me..
[QUOTE=SamPerson123;21260559]I like how you had to use a curly brace to indicate the fat kid.[/QUOTE]
Just noticed that, haha
[QUOTE=Weemanply109;21273902]Rated Dumb, this thread wasn't needed imo.
It was sad how you have nothing better to do in your life than post about someone falling in mud..
Your very mature..[/QUOTE]
Are you the lump of blubber that fell in the mud? Did you think it was butterscotch?
Hahahahah. It's funny because she is fat.
A++ thread.
I'm serious.
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