Put your penis is her urethra.
Haha, I was always scared that when I had sex, that would happen.
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Then I turned 10.
If its her first time too just dont worry about it and enjoy it, if you do it regularly, it'll get so much better so quickly. Don't worry about the first time. It should be special and without regret.
[QUOTE=Netsc;26094891]If its her first time too just dont worry about it and enjoy it, if you do it regularly, it'll get so much better so quickly. Don't worry about the first time. It should be special and without regret.[/QUOTE]
Get out, OP[U][B][I] RAVAGE [/I][/B][/U]HER.
It's all in the head. If you feel that you're not gonna make it, try to hold back a bit while thinking about other stuff. I usually think about kick-ass tunes or something boring like biliard-matches. Also, taking a huge dump before you "hit it" may also help..
[QUOTE=Jacinth;26093986]Okay, serious problem facepunch. I'm getting laid for the first time, and does anyone have tips to last longer? You know, to pleasure her? She's also a virgin and I want to last longer than a second (lol). Any sex tips from my favourite forum? Thanks, and I need at least a few serious replies, but post your funny ones too, because I like to laugh. :3:
Btw, I am male, partner is female.[/QUOTE]
It wont work the first/second/etc time so don't worry about that.
You both should start easy and see how far you go.
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It's not uncommon if you don't get a hard-on at all because you're so nervous, just switch to something else until you're both comfortable with it.
[QUOTE=Jack Trades;26095248]
It's not uncommon if you don't get a hard-on at all because you're so nervous[/QUOTE]
Yeah keep telling yourself that.
[QUOTE=Jack Trades;26095248]
It's not uncommon if you don't get a hard-on at all because you're so nervous[/QUOTE]
Not everyone has erectile dysfunction bro.
Post pictures once your in/during or done.
guys help how do i know which condom to buy idk what the sizes r?
[QUOTE=Seven Of Nine;26096044]guys help how do i know which condom to buy idk what the sizes r?[/QUOTE]
Buy a super big one, during intercourse with girlfriend/wise/hooker/hoe on the go let it "slip" off inside and jizz.
Oh wait you weren't asking for advice?
First time sucked, it doesn't go like it goes in the movies.
When you've done it a couple of times with, it should get better and better. When you've had alot of sex with her then you can start with the naughty stuff
My first time was horrible. I was so stressed out I wasn't able to cum. At least I gave her several orgasms, that kinda made me feel better.
[QUOTE=Paravin;26096354]My first time was horrible. I was so stressed out I wasn't able to cum. At least I gave her several orgasms, that kinda made me feel better.[/QUOTE]
Best option is to blow load immediately and look her right in the eyes while finishing early. And when she gives you the questioning look you just give her the :smug:
Galvanize her with your fountanizing cock.
That should work.
Just try to not make it blow.
Have a wank the night before, or do what I did, have one on the day. I lasted around 1 hour :/
Fap in toilet 5mn before sex, you'll be able to last days
[QUOTE=blackrack;26096853]Fap in toilet 5mn before sex, you'll be able to last days[/QUOTE]
You want to cum eventually you know.
Not being able to cum is almost as bad as jizzing immediately.
[b]Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.[/b]
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[QUOTE=Da Man;26094358]Why's your first time have to suck? I remember enjoying my first time. [b]Although my partner wasn't a first timer.[/b][/QUOTE]
That explains why you enjoyed it. Doing it with a girl who is a virgin when you are a virgin is a lot tougher because you don't exactly know what you're doing. She's probably in some pain, and you (the man) are likely to make all the movement. It kind of gets on your nerves because you don't know if you're doing something wrong and because the girl keeps complaining about the pain.
Now do it with a girl who knows what it is supposed to be like from experience and who isn't going to be in any pain, then I could see your first time being enjoyable for you.
It will be awkward.
Put it in her ass and say you didn't know.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26103073]Put it in her ass and say you didn't know.[/QUOTE]
Roleplay...
suck her dick first if there isnt any lube so that way when she shoves it in your asshole it doesnt hurt that much.
wear a balloon instead of a condom, that way you don't have to change after ejaculation
Its painfully obvious, but don't expect any porn stuff to happen. Belive me or not, there are women who don't like
the idea of oral sex. Or fingering. Or getting too personal with genitalia all together. The most embarassing thing in
the world is to be all like 'Yeah, Ive seen the movies, I know what to do', get your head between her legs and she
gets all pissed, asking you what the fuck you are doing. Expect this: Missionary position, lights off, no fancy stuff.
And as for premature ejaculation. Well, shit happens. Unless you punch or strangle your dick, it cannot be avoided.
The first time sucks, allways. As dor me, I didn't last a second, I came as soon as I entered. The shame was
unbearable and I wished nothing more then to disappear into the matress that night, but it worked a lot better from
then on. Aw, fuck you, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I need to fuck NOW!
[QUOTE=H4ngman;26104053]Its painfully obvious, but don't expect any porn stuff to happen. Belive me or not, there are women who don't like the idea of oral sex. Or fingering. Or getting too personal with genitalia all together.[/QUOTE]
they are few and far between.
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[QUOTE=H4ngman;26104053]Aw, fuck you, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I need to fuck NOW![/QUOTE]
yes you do.
a facepuncher getting laid?
what?!
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