[QUOTE=Nightsure;26099037][b]Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.[/b]
[img_thumb]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/31b_70kzfwQ/hqdefault.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
i am boy an i haz vagina wat do??????????
[QUOTE=Activeellis;26098635]You want to cum eventually you know.[/QUOTE]
just give it a minimal fap, let go when the shitty orgasm comes, you'll still have some cum later
God what a thread, hold on im gonna make a thread about my dog's large shit.....
Get a blowjob.
Cum onto her Uvula.
When she throws up, improve your self esteem by knowing it was the cum not your smelly cock.
All us sad people and our Superhuman sex capabilites from Porn and Masturbation and we have no-one to sex.
[quote=soul-chicken;26106949]all us sad people and our superhuman sex capabilites from porn and masturbation and we have no-one to sex.[/quote]
u maed mi sad nao! :'(
Just make sure you're completely comfortable with each other, naked or otherwise. Being nervous sucks, but aslong as you're so comfortable with each other that you know nothing would embarrass you or her it's alot less stressful.
also condoms suck, use protection til she goes on the pill.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;26104053]Its painfully obvious, but don't expect any porn stuff to happen. Belive me or not, there are women who don't like
the idea of oral sex. Or fingering. Or getting too personal with genitalia all together. The most embarassing thing in
the world is to be all like 'Yeah, Ive seen the movies, I know what to do', get your head between her legs and she
gets all pissed, asking you what the fuck you are doing. Expect this: Missionary position, lights off, no fancy stuff.
And as for premature ejaculation. Well, shit happens. Unless you punch or strangle your dick, it cannot be avoided.
The first time sucks, allways. As dor me, I didn't last a second, I came as soon as I entered. The shame was
unbearable and I wished nothing more then to disappear into the matress that night, but it worked a lot better from
then on. Aw, fuck you, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I need to fuck NOW![/QUOTE]
She likes getting eaten out, and fingered.
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This thread helped a lot, thanks (still want replies if you can help).
I feel like shit looking at this thread.
[QUOTE=gta-man12345;26107307]I feel like shit looking at this thread.[/QUOTE]
Why?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj4dix5Z248[/media]
Thought it was relevant.
[QUOTE=Paravin;26096354]My first time was horrible. I was so stressed out I wasn't able to cum. At least I gave her several orgasms, that kinda made me feel better.[/QUOTE]
She faked it.
Tell her you'll give her 12 inches.
6 Tonight
6 Tommorow
Fuck her hard, woman love it hard the first time
[QUOTE=fullmetalninja;26113529]Fuck her hard, woman love it hard the first time[/QUOTE]
In the butt too.
If she's a virgin then don't worry. She doesn't have anyone to compare you to, so you really can't do much wrong. Anyways... Science proves gamers to be the best ones in bed because they are the least egotistical. So if you're afraid to "not last long" then spend more time doing other sexual activities that does not involve your penis penetrating any of her body holes.
edit: Can't believe i just gave someone sexual advice.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;26099037][b]Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.[/b]
[img_thumb]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/31b_70kzfwQ/hqdefault.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Thanks for the Tip.
Oh, and don't forget to fuck her.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;26106949]All us sad people and our Superhuman sex capabilites from Porn and Masturbation and we have no-one to sex.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://rageguy.com/media/2010/10/forever_alone_painting_art.jpg[/img]
You last longer than you think, I lasted 2 hours on my first time.
Sex is meant to last from 5 - 30 minutes anyway. Plus you can always have more sex :D.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;26114324]Science proves gamers to be the best ones in bed because they are the least egotistical.[/QUOTE]
have you got any sources on this, 'cause it sounds like complete BS to me.
[QUOTE=Autumn;26115120]have you got any sources on this, 'cause it sounds like complete BS to me.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
Pretend your penis is a knife and you want her wallet.
[QUOTE=StankyJoe;26115175]Pretend your penis is a knife and you want her wallet.[/QUOTE]
Fuck her pants?
[QUOTE=rawr >:3;26115203]Fuck her pants?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
-snip-
And he turns to facepunch...
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/32/Facepalm.jpg[/img]
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