• Corrupt a Wish v2
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Granted, but the powers were only for 10 seconds of fame. I wish to hug everyone in the world.
Lucario. I wish to have Oregon Trail.
Random wish comes at you. You sing along to Lazytown. I wish that I wished that wish when I wasn't wishing that wish after all.
[highlight][b]^(User was denied a wish for this post ("To complicated." - God/Genie/Fairy God Parents/Mermaid))^[/b][/highlight] I wish Italian women were into me.
They are, but they are also into cutting your nipples off and eating them. I wish my zune hadn't been stolen.
Granted but now it's broken I wish for british weather to stop being shit
Granted,but when the sun hits supple British skin everyone crumbles into ash. I wish I had a pony.
Granted, but the pony you got was known for raping people's asses. I wish Valve, Gametap, AMD, intel, and nVidia would bribe Square-Enix into porting Final Fantasy XIII.
They do, but then it turns out to be a shitty game I wish that the op to be banned.
and i wish for a unicorn but we all cant get what we want can we i wish for a unicorn
Granted you and your unicorn have a long friendship with many laughs and adventures then when you have your first child he demands it from you to pay him back for being your friend and then he eats it. I wish for full out war between 4chan and Facepunch.
Wish granted. The war starts after you are killed by a undercover 4chan agent posing as a FP member I wish for a super awesome gaming rig.
Granted but it lasts for 5 minutes before it breaks down. I wish for a carrot.
Granted, but it's a yellow carrot. I wish for a giant drill.
Granted, except you actually wanted a turkey I wish turkeys could rule the world :v:
Granted. But YOU ARE NOW A PIRATE! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU[/media] I wish I was a giant hamburger!
Granted, but they put pickles on you. And a giant bird ate you. I wish I wish I was a fish.
your in contaminated water i wish that i'm a pirate
Granted. [url]z0r.de/195[/url] But you're a perverted one. I wish I could think of a wish!
@GawdofROFLS:Granted, but you got sniped by the Navy. I wish people were smarter.
Granted, they laugh at how stupid you are. I wish for Eye bleach, to be able to unsee.
Ninja! Granted ,everything goes great for the first few years everybody gets better education and most get into colleges ,but... now that everybody has gotten a better education and better jobs from it there are no more people doing manual labor jobs like pumping your grass or mowing your lawn etc. The world economy fails horribly due to it then a nuclear war starts. Finally the world turns into a barren wasteland with only tidbits of civilization left. I wish all money was made of Twinkes so when people say put your money where your mouth is I can do it gleefully. Edit: Has the horrible side effect of turning people into pancakes.
Granted but the money is poisonous I wish to explode
Instead you implode I wish people wouldn't die in outer space.
Wish granted but instead, everyone died in 2 seconds on earth. I wish i had a horse, i love horses
Granted, only nick wants to eat them. I wish i could inject myself with adrenaline
Wish granted but you overdose. I wish I could get a significant other :saddowns: [QUOTE=halflambada;20475435]an undercover 4chan agent posing as a FP member[/QUOTE] What about me?
Granted. It is a fat asian man named Yoshi. His interests are eating, reading hentai and long walks on the beach. I wish that everyday was my lucky day.
it made everyday friday the 13th i wish i will never get old and have any diseases
Granted. However, you suddenly die from cardiac arrest, and a bear ate your corpse and became ageless and immune to all diseases. Way to go. I wish for a corndog.
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