Granted but it makes you horribly obese.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but you are still a dumbass.
I wish the above user wasn't such a dumbass.
Granted but he's retarded.
I wish for a book.
Wow ninja'd by about 15 posts.
Your book is about gay porn.
I wish for a fast high-suspension jeep with a 12 cylinder engine.
Granted, but your keys are missing.
I wish my new monitor could tilt.
Granted but it breaks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of pepsi.
You get coke instead.
I wish My penis was bigger
Granted,now it's all of two inches.
I wish all pickles tasted like chocolate,and vice-versa
granted, now you stick chocolate up your ass.
i wish i was god :)
You stop existing!
I wish I could have a lifetime supply of Coca Cola.
/me crosses his fingers for pepsi.
You would get fat and die at a young age.
I wish for a swimming pool full of chocolate pudding.
granted, but the pool is constantly stored at 100 degrees celcius, so you can't swim in it
I wish the HDD on my laptop would stop stop working
Granted, but your processor failed in the process.
I wish I brushed my teeth.
No.
I wish that ad below this post would go away. (Footer of FP)
Granted. Expect the forums to go down due to lack of funding.
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Every one would be in love with me.
[QUOTE=EFG;20463525]you get a sand[B]v[/B]ich
I wish for fdslkfjownvoasdfb[/QUOTE]
You're doing it wrong. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich[/url]
"A sandwich is a food item consisting of two or more edible items with one or more fillings between them,[1] or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich."
Granted but your ugly and everyone hates you
I wish for nothing
Well too bad, have something.
I wish I could be a girl for a day
Granted, but you get STDs.
I also wish I could be a girl..
For the rest of my life.
Granted, but you still are a man under the dress.
I wish I had a Muscle Car!
It's made of human muscle.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted. It is all missing from the national bank and you are now a wanted fugitive.
I wish I was an intelligent lizardman.
Granted, you're now a Canadian.
I wish I had a pair of scissors .
Granted. They're LEFT-HANDED!!!
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but now you can [B]only[/B] breath underwater
I wish for my post count to rise to 10000.
Granted but you're still a huge faggot with over 900 posts.
I wish I could eat your sister out.
Woah! She has some strange white puss comin out of her vag. You don't want to go near that shit.
I wish that I could fly to the moon!
Granted, but the craft you used was blown to bits by a missile coming from a top secret moon base.
I wish i had full access to said top secret moon base.
Granted ,but once you dock for the first time you find alien creatures have eaten the crew and have made a huge nest. They spit acid and have little thingys that clamp onto your face and lay eggs in your tummy. You escape with a rag team of weirdos ,but to escape you had to have an epic battle on the escape pod. You stabbed you ripped off limbs and you even curb stomped the alien. Sadly while curb stomping the alien in a desperate attempt spits acid on the left side of your face leaving a hideous scar.
I wish I could have the medic gun from tf2.
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