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Denied, You have no medical skills, no Steam Account and live in Europe. I wish for unlimited wishes!
Stop, criminal scum, you've violated the law I wish my daddy wouldn't beat me.
Granted, but he keeps beating you at CODMW. I wish that I didn't make any more wishes.
Granted but you'll die unless you make a wish I wish for a bomb
The bomb arrives by plane. It explodes as soon as it hits the ground. I wish that 4chan did not exist.
Granted. Enjoy the dominance of social networking. I wish I had an undead unicorn skeleton.
Granted, but it turns to dust. I wish i had a party hat
Granted,but now all gibs are toys. I wish for a smaller dick
Granted, it's now gone. I wish I didn't have pyrophobia.
Granted, you now have hydrophobia. I wish people would come up with funnier wishes.
Denied. I wish I have an iPhone
Granted, the phone turns into a beholder and murders you. I wish to fuck your avatar.
Granted. Have fun with robot and alien AIDs. I wish for a pair of [u]safety[/u] scissors.
You can have your safety scissors, but they are covered in poison. I wish for 20 bucks.
Granted. But it's monopoly money.
I wish for two bi-sexual girls wanting sex every night :)
Granted, they don't allow you to have sex with him, you turn into a alien that has no relevance to what this is about. I wish to make your mom proud.
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