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God I think my knees are failing me. I'm seeing a doctor about this tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Burre.png;51953410]Imagine being very flexible
Imagine all the things you could do with your mouth[/QUOTE]
like eating spinach enchiladas off the floor! of course
big comp sci test today hope I can curb stomp it easily.
[QUOTE=Xubs;51953466]slurpy boyyyyy mmmmmmmmmmm eatin the Floor Grease[/QUOTE]
YUm
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51953553][IMG]http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1448/40/1448408280805.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
the last rapbender
George: The wasteland was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back radroach soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great super mutant behemoth appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great beast.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge psychic wave lifted me, tossed me like a Nuka-Cola cap, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with his mouth. I could barely see from the pulsating waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
George: [reveals the obstruction to be the Water Chip]
For fuck sake,this headache on the back of my head just got even worse.
Begone goddamnit
What's a good hdmi switch/splitter
the best part of waking up is cocaine in your cup
i just escaped from a huge fight that held up the tram for 20 minutes
a white couple started getting into a heated argument, then the dude said something that pissed off the eight black people on the tram, and it all broke down from there
cops arrived 15 minutes later and we started moving again 5 minutes after the cops arrived
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;51953806]i just escaped from a huge fight that held up the tram for 20 minutes
a white couple started getting into a heated argument, then the dude said something that pissed off the eight black people on the tram, and it all broke down from there
cops arrived 15 minutes later and we started moving again 5 minutes after the cops arrived[/QUOTE]
must be the classic case of racial slurs
[QUOTE=Spectre1406;51953814]must be the classic case of racial slurs[/QUOTE]
classic case of living in manchester, england
time 4 spinach
I'm getting a bit better, or at least less bad, at MnB's combat, as I've found my calling; and that calling is polearms and archery! Fuckin looters, can't catch me when I'm behind a 10 foot halberd!
[QUOTE=TAU!;51953905]I'm getting a bit better, or at least less bad, at MnB's combat, as I've found my calling; and that calling is polearms and archery! Fuckin looters, can't catch me when I'm behind a 10 foot halberd![/QUOTE]
archery is always good to spec into, because while it fucking sucks early game, when your archery stats get high enough you become a fucking god of war, taking down armies with their own arrows that they missed you with when your quiver is empty
[QUOTE=Xubs;51954029]hey its me what up[/QUOTE]
trashgag
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;51953932]archery is always good to spec into, because while it fucking sucks early game, when your archery stats get high enough you become a fucking god of war, taking down armies with their own arrows that they missed you with when your quiver is empty[/QUOTE]
Any time I deal with looters using a bow, it's like they never knew what hit them. Because it was me, from 500 meters away, with barbed arrows.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;51953680]What's a good hdmi switch/splitter[/QUOTE]
Any active one, if you need a hand picking one out poke me.
we're reaching dangerous levels of anime in this thread
[QUOTE=Kurahk;51954099]we're reaching dangerous levels of anime in this thread[/QUOTE]
we need to go deeper
[QUOTE=Kurahk;51954099]we're reaching dangerous levels of anime in this thread[/QUOTE]
Robomaids to the rescue.
[QUOTE=brenz;51954160]Robomaids to the rescue.[/QUOTE]
that's not even japanese
gaijin scum
i can smell my brothers mac n cheese cooking upstairs
it smells good
Requesting warm floor water
patiently waiting for a Richy to reply to this post....
I dunno what are you thinking?
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