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same as Kanye still pining over Amber Rose like 9 years later
I'd wager that for an actual romance she's probably pretty shitty
[QUOTE=Xubs;51963082]how do you know that[/QUOTE] Because there's boobers
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;51963077]That is porn[/QUOTE] Boobies and buttocks and of course the private zone
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51963084]feelings over ass tho?[/QUOTE] knowing how much of a fuccboi drake is I'm not surprised but tbh in a few interviews I've seen of her she's been about that intersectional feminism and seems overall like a nice lady
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51963087]I'd wager that for an actual romance she's probably pretty shitty[/QUOTE] lotta ego there yeah
The ecchi over-18 things zone For Adult Only ♥️
I mean dating any celebrity would be fucking hell
[QUOTE=burgerdemon;51963091]Boobies and buttocks and of course the private zone[/QUOTE] Oh My G*d
I'll let you know if I ever meet her right now Im only set to meet Bruce Campbell
you get a few thousand weirdo strangers that hate you now for no reason and now as an important part of the new "who's the new man?" stories every tabloid wants you get hounded like fuck all that noise goddamn
[QUOTE=Xubs;51963098]im a celebrity what about me[/QUOTE] Angel
[QUOTE=Xubs;51963093]yeah but what if she was born naked what then its not unnatural its a condition, stop discriminating[/QUOTE] Oh zubz, you card, babies aren't born naked 🤣
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51963100]I'll let you know if I ever meet her right now Im only set to meet Bruce Campbell[/QUOTE] I've met Greg Sestero he's an absolute darling
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51963101]you get a few thousand weirdo strangers that hate you now for no reason and now as an important part of the new "who's the new man?" stories every tabloid wants you get hounded like fuck all that noise goddamn[/QUOTE] That's why you gotta [i]be[/i] the celebrity
[QUOTE=Xubs;51963108]nuh uh some are for example i was its only 0.0001% of the population though its extremely rare and we face discrimination every day for our condition[/QUOTE] [Gives petting]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51963107]I can't imagine the pressure of loving someone who's constantly under the paparazzi. I also can't imagine myself loving someone of that caliber, I'd rather not get reported every 5 minutes on everything I do. I don't know how celebrities do it these days with all the social media. If I did get ~famous~ I'd rather be known for YouTube antics and Twitter shit posting.[/QUOTE] I'm hoping I can do both
[QUOTE=ZnT00;51963099]Oh My G*d[/QUOTE] These are my main interests now In my twenties I have finally hit puberty
Look at Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
ok maybe its not actually all sunshine in rainbows for them [quote=Chris Pratt]"I’ve had those moments where I was like the guy holding the purse at events and people just looked right through me," he revealed in the June issue of GQ magazine. "And, you know, actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don’t even look at me. I’m like ‘What the f***, dude?’ I can think of exactly who they are, too, and I hope they f****** audition for 'Guardians of the Galaxy.'"[/quote]
[img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/e18daee47a953cb55e306191bc772468/tumblr_omseg8JN1x1qj50dho1_1280.png[/img]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51963107]I can't imagine the pressure of loving someone who's constantly under the paparazzi. I also can't imagine myself loving someone of that caliber, I'd rather not get reported every 5 minutes on everything I do. I don't know how celebrities do it these days with all the social media. If I did get ~famous~ I'd rather be known for YouTube antics and Twitter shit posting.[/QUOTE] fame as a smaller level musician would be perfect tbh I feel like I could do okay considering how good I am at completely separating all my online "personas" and I'm already spamming my fucking social media so my shit won't get too flooded but yeah I think I'd rather be with someone that less than 900 people openly admit to jacking it to... really don't wanna know about that. I mean my current gf is fucking gorgeous and one of the best things in my life rn but if we were walking down the street and I knew odds are I might bump into someone that's openly posted online about jacking it to her or how they want to do some shit with her I'd be so ridiculously uncomfortable
[QUOTE=Xubs;51963122][img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/b1a27856c833ab010f8c65c90204c3c1/tumblr_omrlzvJYnt1qh1rfpo1_400.png[/img] its boy[/QUOTE] Long Link Lonk
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51963129][img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/e18daee47a953cb55e306191bc772468/tumblr_omseg8JN1x1qj50dho1_1280.png[/img][/QUOTE] meanwhile my heart skips a bit @ the gerudo ladies
[video]https://youtu.be/gjGpzhcnA64[/video]
also downloaded like 6 more Mount and Blade mods today since I realised I haven't really given a lot of the better known ones a try lmao
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51963131]fame as a smaller level musician would be perfect tbh I feel like I could do okay considering how good I am at completely separating all my online "personas" and I'm already spamming my fucking social media so my shit won't get too flooded but yeah I think I'd rather be with someone that less than 900 people openly admit to jacking it to... really don't wanna know about that. I mean my current gf is fucking gorgeous and one of the best things in my life rn but if we were walking down the street and I knew odds are I might bump into someone that's openly posted online about jacking it to her or how they want to do some shit with her I'd be so ridiculously uncomfortable[/QUOTE] Rethink it as a power thing Think about how you're consistently "cucking" these people by living your life And you have the dominance
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51963129][img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/e18daee47a953cb55e306191bc772468/tumblr_omseg8JN1x1qj50dho1_1280.png[/img][/QUOTE] ✋
I'm too lazy to go digging through 20-some boxes in my closet just to set up a console, so I'm playing through Twilight Princess on an emulator instead of on my GameCube or Wii directly. Still as fun as I remember it being, though it doesn't feel like it's aged very well in a visual sense.
I was really popular in the last couple years of high school, lot of people knew me because I was always going around and shit, my name even got lost due to some antics I dressed up as batman for their costume day and a teacher kept bugging me about knowing I'm batman the weeks following. Eventually students caught onto this joke. One day we get like 50+ new kids and none of them catch my real name, but did catch people calling me that. I had to put batman on my student government election posters so people would know who I was
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