WAYT: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for shitposting on the Citadel.
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I see kitty.
I give heart.
Kitty heart.
Man I am such a poet.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51914346][img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/a432ba9dd62eba9e30e0fd9eef091dd5/tumblr_ombixgmHBd1qzw91io1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Hollywood
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51914386]ok i made it a little cooler how bout now guys
[t]http://i.imgur.com/rqviR0Z.png[/t][/QUOTE]
You're beautiful.
a guy at work got his arm caught in a machine and it was ripped off at the shoulder. evidently it'll be able to be reattached sans use
arm, wrapped around my neck
choking me
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51914412]arm, wrapped around my neck
choking me[/QUOTE]
the guy at work got his arm wrapped around a roller. pulverised the bones at a brisk 1 foot/sec
i was actually talking about something completely different but goddamn
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;51914415]the guy at work got his arm wrapped around a roller. pulverised the bones at a brisk 1 foot/sec[/QUOTE]
I don't think I could ever work in a factory just because of the fact I'd always be paranoid of that happening.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;51914408]a guy at work got his arm caught in a machine and it was ripped off at the shoulder. evidently it'll be able to be reattached sans use[/QUOTE]
WTF
DID U WITNESS? DID HE SCREAM? WTFFFF
[editline]4th March 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;51914415]the guy at work got his arm wrapped around a roller. pulverised the bones at a brisk 1 foot/sec[/QUOTE]
im going to be sick
[img]https://i.imgur.com/5U2QXKT.png[/img]
are you saying you are so weak willed
that the sight of someone being in immense pain is enough to make you sick
you can't be a true WAYTer if you're a pussy mang
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51914439]WTF
DID U WITNESS? DID HE SCREAM? WTFFFF
[editline]4th March 2017[/editline]
im going to be sick[/QUOTE]
yeah he screamed and he was conscience and coherent too. until they seperated the rollers, releasing the pressure holding the hole in his torso closed leading to a lot of blood spilling out. dude went silly and passed out in like 3 seconds.
[QUOTE=Nookyava;51914433]I don't think I could ever work in a factory just because of the fact I'd always be paranoid of that happening.[/QUOTE]
honestly and not to dog on the guy but it was prolly his fault. every single day i see him stop and scrape at the roller as its going. after prolly 20+ years of doing this he was bound to screw it up somehow. pretty much rule number one is dont fuck with the machines when they're operating. idk if he'll get any money from it either since he wasnt supposed to be doing that.
Kill me Homer.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51914461]boolin[/QUOTE]
just bool bruh
reading this page while eating was a mistake
Auuuuugh my work's documentation SUUUUUUCKS.
Okay, figured out they need to RDP to connect to the farm, but what's the PATHHHHHH.
AUUUUUUUGH
good night nerds
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51914491][img]https://i.imgur.com/M0XNeHK.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
step on my pubes
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51914561]step on my pubes[/QUOTE]
Grow some first
snap
fire emoji
why do i feel like my post count is a lot smaller than it used to be
[editline]4th March 2017[/editline]
o nvm. this is like the 3rd time theyve decided to not count ft posts.