WAYT: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for shitposting on the Citadel.
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my mom hasn't been sleeping because she's worried north korea is gonna nuke south korea and russia will nuke the US for retaliating
i think she's letting the whole fearmongering thing get to her. she watches some pretty biased stuff so i think i'll have to bring this up with her
delectable death
Thx for helping us win the Revolutionary war, France.
We make fun of you but you are OK.
Man, sometimes I feel I don't know anymore, I don't care anymore.
Not a good feeling, lemme tell you
[editline]7th March 2017[/editline]
Now I feel so much better
Thanks, girlfriend
time for the ultimate crash course with my new video editing software: going through 4+ hours of stream footage to make a highlight video for a streamer i watch
i just wish this program had the option to go back seconds at a time instead of individual frames at a time, that would make things so much easier
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51928031][t]https://68.media.tumblr.com/6e6606c95085f7c348d978e4ecf0c8e8/tumblr_o65e5cCy651up5hteo1_1280.png[/t][/QUOTE]
damn right
I like my cookies soft and fresh.
Dry, crunchy cookies are disappointing.
my deodorant smells like gatorade tastes
How Can We Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
[QUOTE=Firecat;51928086]what if in order to touch a robot butt u were required to touch one human butt (and u need consent)[/QUOTE]
i would never be able to touch the robooty
Touching robot booty is sexual slavery after Asimov's laws of robotics
hhaahaha robutt
[editline]7th March 2017[/editline]
what if there was a robot that was nothing but booty
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;51928121]Touching robot booty is sexual slavery after Asimov's laws of robotics[/QUOTE]
[I][citation needed][/I]
[QUOTE=Firecat;51928086]what if in order to touch a robot butt u were required to touch one human butt (and u need consent)[/QUOTE]
I consent to myself to touching my butt.
It is squishy
I need to work out ._.
Robot don't even shit
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51928184][I][citation needed][/I][/QUOTE]
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.[/paste]
BDSM is out the window and because a robot absolutely must obey orders from humans, they cannot give genuine consent.
If shit doesn't come out of it I'm not sticking my tongue in it
[img]https://i.imgur.com/cuciG74.jpg[/img]
Good afternoon :v:
good myonuainainginegigng :v:
Craptasket is borken
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;51928237]Craptasket is borken[/QUOTE]
its borked u bimbo
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[editline]7th March 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51928223][img]https://i.imgur.com/cuciG74.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
where can I get this decal
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;51928357]its borked u bimbo[/QUOTE]
talking shit now eh? you wanna fight?
emily I would straight up turn your bone marrow into liquid do not test me
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;51928209]A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.[/paste]
BDSM is out the window and because a robot absolutely must obey orders from humans, they cannot give genuine consent.[/QUOTE]
I will personally reject science itself if the three laws prevent me from living life to the fullest.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51928381]emily I would straight up turn your bone marrow into liquid do not test me[/QUOTE]
do it
i dare you
You now have herpes.
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