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l m a o i think this new indie game on steam *might* have just accidentally sent out a virus to everyone because one of the devs has an infected computer [img]http://i.imgur.com/uyR1npY.png[/img] they claim they're investigating and all the computers of theirs that they've checked so far are clean but they're rolling the patch back anyways while they figure it out. i'm gonna laugh if this ends up true.
it was me, i did it i poisoned the water hole
[QUOTE=Infab;51938148]Wonder when someone is gonna make a boob jiggle avatar to counter the ass slapping ones.[/QUOTE] if i had photoshop or knew how to make gifs in gimp... i'd say give me 15 minutes.
[QUOTE=PortalModIV;51938721]This was me, but with the CD version of Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl. Fuck SecuROM man[/QUOTE] this shit has fucking starforce drm on it, it sucks and what's worse is i thought, oh, i can just move up to a later game, trackmania nations eswc -- a game which was released FOR FREE -- and it STILL has fucking drm on it for some reason???? apparently there's a patch that fixes it for windows 7, but above that there's no hope :(
[video=youtube;AQFMsadKJco]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFMsadKJco[/video] take a nigga bitch to the wingstop
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daily reminder that dragons dogma online will never hit the west because the japs cant open their thin eyes to see the grand scheme of things about life and money and my entertainment
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51938769][IMG]https://i.redd.it/omjsg5u44j8y.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] But what if there is no happy day, what if its all shallow? What then
[QUOTE=PortalModIV;51938818]But what if there is no happy day, what if its all shallow? What then[/QUOTE] there is always happy day, its day when you feel good :)
[media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4slGo3uRE[/media] [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] [media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NOlhlirvEx[/media]
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;51938767][video=youtube;AQFMsadKJco]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFMsadKJco[/video] take a nigga bitch to the wingstop[/QUOTE] I have no mic and I want to do the rap raps bcos I've made like a million beats I might just distort a phone recording and put all the bass through guitar rig and get 100k plays on soundcloud then get shot [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] this shit does go hard tho
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51938859]I have no mic and I want to do the rap raps bcos I've made like a million beats I might just distort a phone recording and put all the bass through guitar rig and get 100k plays on soundcloud then get shot [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] this shit does go hard tho[/QUOTE] send me all the beats and i'll rap for you we'll be number 1 rapper producer team
My friend keeps making this funny voice and talking about weird shit so I thought I'd imitate it as a gift to him after many months of laughing along with him about it [media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s17vWsD1esh9[/media] [media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jh2EfegvC2[/media] [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] [media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bBxnw855H2[/media]
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51938859]I have no mic and I want to do the rap raps bcos I've made like a million beats I might just distort a phone recording and put all the bass through guitar rig and get 100k plays on soundcloud then get shot [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] this shit does go hard tho[/QUOTE] yeah dude lil pump is p fire ngl, smokepurpp in that bihh too man shits iceeeyyy also i've kinda wanted to make beats for a while but i dont know anything about how any of that works but it still seems like a fun pass time
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51938906]My friend keeps making this funny voice and talking about weird shit so I thought I'd imitate it as a gift to him after many months of laughing along with him about it[/quote] my friend sent this back im dying [media]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gY4GrdsjCQ[/media]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51933944]anybody got some hot juicy chocolate around?[/QUOTE] You rang?
[QUOTE=MEOWTFLOL;51938945]yeah dude lil pump is p fire ngl, smokepurpp in that bihh too man shits iceeeyyy also i've kinda wanted to make beats for a while but i dont know anything about how any of that works but it still seems like a fun pass time[/QUOTE] making beats is fun af, I'm at like... 150 beats so far this year lol most of them are unfinished but still, just look up basic music theory and get your hands on some beatmaking software
I feel really complacent. I've been decluttering for 55 days straight now and I went out for some snacks and there was this homeless couple out front. They asked for food money from my bf and when he went into the store to buy something for them, I realized I was still holding onto the clothes I purged from my wardrobe in the backseat of the car. I asked the woman if she needed any clothes and her face lit up and she said yes! of course! I went in the back and said some stupid things aloud because I was nervous and felt sad. I pulled out a huge bag and watched as she rifled through it. I saw a dress my mother gave me one christmas.. it hurt me a little inside because it was memories I was letting go in that one dress. I let her have the entire bag and when we got home, I emotionally ate the entire snack bag I bought. its been 6 hours and its still bothering me that I let those possessions go, but its not as strong? I still have items my mom gave me but that christmas was so horrible for me and now I felt like I shouldve kept that dress? Its just an item though. Im making a lot of progress cleaning this room and Im nearly finished. I still have loads of clothes and art items to get rid though. [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] Another horrible thing is my 10 year high school reunion is in may and I dont want to fucking go
I found my thumbdrive on the ground at school. Wasn't aware I had lost it.
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;51939028]I found my thumbdrive on the ground at school. Wasn't aware I had lost it.[/QUOTE] Now your nudes are leaked
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51939010]You rang?[/QUOTE] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/AxYi67iLFI0E0/giphy.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51939032]Now your nudes are leaked[/QUOTE] Or were they? ;)
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;51939063]Or were they? ;)[/QUOTE] they can be
After spending 9 hours on Night in the Woods I gotta say that game was amazing and worth the $20 :ok:. Anyways time for bed. Goodnight.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51939062]Hooker hello!![/QUOTE] hey babe :* [editline]10th March 2017[/editline] I dont smoke and I think vaping is so dumb but these new monq essential oil smoke pens are for anxiety and I want one? [img]https://cdn.monq.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Happy_macro_smaller-1390x1011.jpg[/img] [url]https://monq.com/blends/happy/[/url] [url]https://monq.com/[/url] The happy one looks nice and it has vanilla in it. [quote]Essential Oil Safety MONQ® Therapeutic Air® is safe to use in terms of the essential oil content, as well as the heated vapor delivery system, as far as it is possible to know from current information. This endorsement applies only when used as directed, and not by people with respiratory illnesses, allergies to essential oils, or by pregnant or nursing women. MONQ is not an e-cigarette, because it does not contain nicotine. And MONQ is inherently safer than most other vaporizers because it does not contain artificial flavors or synthetic chemicals, and because its base is organic vegetable glycerin (made from plant oils). Pregnant or nursing women should not use MONQ, and neither should people with asthma, chronic bronchitis, emphysema, acute respiratory infection, or other respiratory diseases. Those with allergies to certain essential oils should consider which blends to use, if any. No adverse reaction is anticipated when used as directed by those without these conditions.[/quote] [quote]What is MONQ Therapeutic Air®? MONQ Therapeutic Air® Portable Aromatherapy Diffusers turn our custom blends of essential oils and vegetable glycerin into water vapor and aromatherapy, so while the term “vaporizer” is technically accurate, it can be slightly misleading. MONQ does not contain any of the ingredients commonly found in many of the devices labeled vaporizers, such as nicotine or artificial flavoring. This is why we choose to call MONQ a portable aromatherapy diffuser rather than a “vaporizer.” MONQ essential oils are made from all organic and natural ingredients, which are placed into high quality stainless steel devices which are produced conforming with the highest safety standards. Within each device is a lithium battery which heats up a small amount of soy-based vegetable glycerin into which is infused a blend of essential oils and whole plant extracts. How Does MONQ Work? MONQ is a modern aromatherapy delivery device in which breathing in creates a gentle suction. This suction activates a small battery which heats up the aromatherapy liquid which is absorbed onto an organic cotton wick. As the aromatherapy liquid heats up, it turns into a mist consisting of water vapor and carbon dioxide, along with the aromatic compounds released by the heating of the essential oils. You take this mist in to your mouth, complete with a wide variety of healthy terpenes and then exhale through your nose. A related question is “Do you smoke MONQ”? The answer to that is no. Smoking is the act of burning a substance, and then inhaling the burned material. There is no burning of any substance when using MONQ, so there is no smoking. The haze that you see that looks like smoke is water vapor, similar to steam coming off of boiling water, as the liquid inside MONQ is heated to approximately 215 degrees. Ingredients We create custom blends with essential oils sourced from reputable United States companies. To account for discrepancies in supply we purchase from several companies, such as Eden Botanicals. Each blend’s page discusses the specifics of its ingredients’ sourcing. Starting with non-gmo organically grown and/or sustainably harvested wildcrafted plants (from the United States when possible and from elsewhere in the world when required), the plant material is processed in the United States into essential oils and whole plant extracts. All US-grown ingredients are sourced from Oregon-Tilth Certified Organic processors, and all internationally grown plants are verified organic by region-specific organizations and vetted by Oregon Tilth once in the US. The majority of the oils are produced via steam distillation or CO2 extraction, without the use of alcohol. This is then blended into certified organic soy based vegetable glycerin. Each MONQ blend is a handful of custom-blended essential oils diffused into an organic vegetable glycerin base. Each blend’s label indicates three prominent ingredients but the MONQ itself includes around a dozen ingredients total. The comprehensive list of our plant ingredients is available. Please note, if you are allergic to any essential oil, or any of our ingredients, contact MONQ prior to using our product.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;51939130][t]https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5131/5427793415_1f89e5f522_b.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Loving how the front is all colorful and shit, qnd then the side is just this regular gray-ass brick wall.
hello friends
My organs are self-destructing.
my soul is imploding
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