WAYT: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for shitposting on the Citadel.
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-figured it out-
When I die I want my remains to be preserved and fired into space in a hermetically sealed casket, along with some interesting Earth souvenirs. It would be cool for some human settlers in the distant future (or even maybe intelligent aliens) to find my corpse thousands or millions of years later and study it.
my grandma brought us a 50 pack of timbits
i fuckin love timbits thanks grandma you're the best
[QUOTE=Kurahk;51940992]my grandma brought us a 50 pack of timbits
i fuckin love timbits thanks grandma you're the best[/QUOTE]
thats a lot of bits
you better be doing that waspinator dance
[QUOTE=Kurahk;51940992]my grandma brought us a 50 pack of timbits
i fuckin love timbits thanks grandma you're the best[/QUOTE]
those are good can i have some
[QUOTE=_charon;51941008]thats a lot of bits
you better be doing that waspinator dance[/QUOTE]
you're godamned right im doing a dance
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[QUOTE=ZnT00;51941013]those are good can i have some[/QUOTE]
come to me house and i'll share
i cannot bring myself to imagine a world without snacks
holy shit today i was taking a quick piss and fucked up cause i was in a hurry and dribbling a bit on my leg. i dried it off with some toilet paper and some guy walks into the stall next to me and i instantly smell worst smell i've smelled in my life, passed by same guy earlier and smelled it too. it smelled like rotten meat and then the guy shit and i couldnt even smell the shit over the other smell. nearly threw up twice and quickly got the fuck out. he walked out of the stall around same time i did meaning he probably didn't wipe even. fuckin traumatizing
[QUOTE=matt000024;51941038]holy shit today i was taking a quick piss and fucked up cause i was in a hurry and dribbling a bit on my leg. i dried it off with some toilet paper and some guy walks into the stall next to me and i instantly smell worst smell i've smelled in my life, passed by same guy earlier and smelled it too. it smelled like rotten meat and then the guy shit and i couldnt even smell the shit over the other smell. nearly threw up twice and quickly got the fuck out. he walked out of the stall around same time i did meaning he probably didn't wipe even. fuckin traumatizing[/QUOTE]
i think you were visited by the Horseman of Pestilence
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51941039][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1556013&p=51940931&viewfull=1#post51940931[/url]
Just wow.[/QUOTE]
owned
[QUOTE=matt000024;51941038]holy shit today i was taking a quick piss and fucked up cause i was in a hurry and dribbling a bit on my leg. i dried it off with some toilet paper and some guy walks into the stall next to me and i instantly smell worst smell i've smelled in my life, passed by same guy earlier and smelled it too. it smelled like rotten meat and then the guy shit and i couldnt even smell the shit over the other smell. nearly threw up twice and quickly got the fuck out. he walked out of the stall around same time i did meaning he probably didn't wipe even. fuckin traumatizing[/QUOTE]
Should have blown a kiss at him
hello friends
may i also add the guy looked to be easily 500 lb
i wanna be the first guy to nut on mars
[QUOTE=kilerabv;51939435]I saw a spider in the bathtub and tried to get it out with a piece of paper, but it jumped in the sink.[/QUOTE]
[t]https://i.imgur.com/aUrI8iI.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51941039][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1556013&p=51940931&viewfull=1#post51940931[/url]
Just wow.[/QUOTE]
I'll take "Things you don't say when trying to get unbanned" for $500, Al.
[QUOTE=matt000024;51941154]may i also add the guy looked to be easily 500 lb[/QUOTE]
Idk maybe if you did show him a bit of love it would be what he needed to make changes in his life and stop being a stink man
good lord the great fairies in breath of the wild are THICC
[t]https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/SgJL.png[/t]
the snake cult army has been roaming these lands for forever and only now are the lords actually putting an effort into taking them down
at one point they had 800 troops in a single fucking army, so they've been weakened at some point
[t]https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/mXnW.png[/t]
but i see that fucking wedge formation and i know for a fact that is a huge amount of cavalry, and it's enough cavalry to thoroughly fuck up all my infantry
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51941039][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1556013&p=51940931&viewfull=1#post51940931[/url]
Just wow.[/QUOTE]
i can't see it, can someone take a picture?
Good afternoon :v:. I'm actually tempted to do a replay of Night in the Woods for some reason. It's that good.
Sabaton concert was fucking amazing. Now my feet hurt from the jumping, stomping and the moshpit. A little tip for those who havent been in one. In a moshpit, newtons laws are in full effect. Every action will have a proportionate reaction.
hey gamers where my megasips at
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[i]A killer in me is a killer of jewwws
What's a goy... supposed to do?[/i]
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51941682]hey gamers where my megasips at
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Heart attack jar.
[QUOTE=Reagy;51941762]Heart attack jar.[/QUOTE]
heart attack is an understatement that shit will melt you inside-out
[QUOTE=Limed00d;51941682]hey gamers where my megasips at
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I know someone who would very likely do this.
I hope to make that one day and fucking die
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