WAYT: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place for shitposting on the Citadel.
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[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51951934]I just had to explain Vore to someone cos I joked about it without realising they didn't know what it was fucking .... KILL me[/QUOTE]
in 6th grade i ended up in a situation where i had to explain what masturbation was to the only crush i've really had
god. fuck. the sleep cycle is the most vicious cycle of all
i have so much shit to do and then i put it off and end up doing it really late and then i get like no sleep and then im really tired so i just fucking start falling asleep at random times and random places and it's not fulfilling or restful sleep at all so im still fucking tired AND i have even less time to finish the shit i need to do so i still get like no decent sleep and it repeats and repeats and repeats and just fucking shoot me that'l \l wake me up
AH FUCK MY WATER HEATER BUSTED TO SHIT FOR NO REASON
GUESS IT'S TIME TO LIVE WITHOUT HOT WATER FOR LIKE THE 4TH TIME IN MY LIFE
[QUOTE=Xubs;51951876]me[/QUOTE]
why didn't you mod me? traitor :disappoint:
I can't sleep my head hurts now
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;51951957]in 6th grade i ended up in a situation where i had to explain what masturbation was to the only crush i've really had[/QUOTE]
holy fuck dude rip :(
[editline]13th March 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51951962]Lost cause[/QUOTE]
wait what the fuck you're a mod now
[editline]13th March 2017[/editline]
nah she just sent me a vid message of her laughing quite a bit and making that general "some people are pretty fucked ayy" statement lmao so I didn't die despite feeling like it
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51952030]holy fuck dude rip :(
[editline]13th March 2017[/editline]
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i know right 6th grade me is still dying
modern me is like "whatever" but the pain of 6th grade me echoes through eternity
~Kiwi~v2 as mod
RIP
I fear getting banned like 2000% more now
Kiwi's been a punching bag for Postal for so long, now we're her punching bags. EVERYONE RUN :scream:
Kiwi should ban postal now
do it
things i have done today: enhanced my fly-catching skills
things i have not done today: adequately studied for my final in less than 8 hours
[editline]13th March 2017[/editline]
8AM finals are a conspiracy against upstanding nightowl citizens like myself
Very scary dream, awesome inspiration for a horror game.
only 2 hours to go for this ACoK M&B warband mod to download, gee whiz I'm glad both the federal and state government agreed to not fully follow through with promises of fibre optic cable infrastructure back in 2005 and are still "rolling out" new cabling everywhere but where I live at a snail's pace because they let telstra set up a monopoly on telecommunication infrastructure :))))))))))))))))))
[QUOTE=Reagy;51951388]Hi.[/QUOTE]
Were in good ti.... hands people.
4am, had a panic attack
survival instincts or something kick in and suddenly i found myself eating like everything in the fucking house
as if the panic attack wasn't making me sick enough now i'm going to be sick from eating like 5000 calories and 300% my daily value of fat
i think i repressed something from my childhood, because it seems like my anxiety triggers something in me that makes me afraid of not having any food so i eat way too fucking much in a short amount of time as if i'm afraid it'll be taken away from me
i'm gonna go to bed now before i end up doing something i regret
goodnight motherfucks
Blows that you'll all die eventually.
How long until mods have animated avatars, 6,000 pixels in length?
i pop in and see kiwi is taking up 3 posts worth in avatar space
when did kiwi become mod
why did no one inform me of this
why do i keep living under a rock
Dumb cliche'd idea based on the dream I just had:
[quote]Scary Abandoned Complex
Nine levels with one per "floor."
Level 1: Trainer
Zoo complex with man who hunts you with trained predators.
Level 2: Eight Legs
Chock full of arachnids, such as spiders, ticks, and other unpleasant things. Some are pretty large.
Level 3: Veterinary
Single shot dartgun and melee range syringe. Both lethal.
Level 4: Surgeon
Glasgow smile with scalpel. Will surprise with ambushes.
Level 5: Clown
Do not look at him too long. Uses hallucinations.
Level 6: Poltergeist
Objects as traps. Herds player into danger with scares.
Level 7: Boogeyman
Stay out of the dark.
Level 8: Wumpus
Stay out of the light.
Level 9: ???
No idea. Something Lovecraftian probably.
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I swapped out some things with other, more interesting ideas.
I have other ideas to expand upon with it, but I almost don't want to make a game like this because I would be having to scare myself to test it.
While that dream was unpleasant, I think I can try sleeping again now.
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;51952166]i pop in and see kiwi is taking up 3 posts worth in avatar space
when did kiwi become mod
why did no one inform me of this
why do i keep living under a rock[/QUOTE]
kiwi has been planning this for years this is our downfall
did another wave of mods hit? i don't post for one day and everything happens apparently
Kiwi just needs to ban novangel along with himself then all will be well
When's the mod Battle Royale?
unban seano and make him mod
FSR for mod.
just ban me up fam
[editline]13th March 2017[/editline]
just ban me up f a m
[QUOTE=brenz;51952213]FSR for mod.[/QUOTE]
Make everyone a mod.
[sp]Then we can make bets on how long Facepunch lasts as a whole.[/sp]
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