• Obligatory MS Paint Adventure (originated in official MSPA thread)
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Test to see if the hole actually exists (it might be an illusion)
[QUOTE=Lucinice;24016556]Test to see if the hole actually exists (it might be an illusion)[/QUOTE] [img]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7442/66273670.png[/img] You toss your underwear hat down the pit. It falls directly down into the blood covered darkness, down until you can't even see it anymore. This pit is definitely real alright. [QUOTE=Kaizo45;24016475]Investigate kitchen, you could get a knife. Knife is best pal in world for this situation.[/QUOTE] Good idea. [img]http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2359/80883813.png[/img] You go into the kitchen and OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT. Whatever it is, it can't do anything but sit there and growl at you, so you should be safe if you stay on the left side of the room. It seems to be blocking the door to the back yard, and, of course, the silverware drawer. Looks like you're not getting a weapon from over there. Behind you in the cabinets is where plates and other dishes are stored, and above that, the sink.
Go all ninja and throw a dish into it's face, that'll show it for being scary and shit.
Break dish and use it as a rudimentary knife.
See if you can communicate with the horrid beast.
Look in the cupboard under the sink for the harshest chemical there is, then splash onto the monster thing. Combine chemicals for extra fun!
Ask if he wants to play poker with you.
[QUOTE=Hashmere;24018123]Look in the cupboard under the sink for the harshest chemical there is, then splash onto the monster thing. Combine chemicals for extra fun![/QUOTE] Do this. I love this thread even more now by the way.
Open the door that the thing is on really fast, smacking it against the wall,
[QUOTE=Lucinice;24017905]See if you can communicate with the horrid beast.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/2359/80883813.png[/img] You ask it to kindly move out of the way in the nicest, least-terrified voice you can muster. It hisses at you. It probably understands you, but you don't understand it and probably don't think you want to understand it. [QUOTE=Hashmere;24018123]Look in the cupboard under the sink for the harshest chemical there is, then splash onto the monster thing. Combine chemicals for extra fun![/QUOTE] [img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9209/74900469.png[/img] You root around in the cabinet closest to you. The monster wiggles a little, as if it's trying to break free of its fleshy restraints. [img]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5084/71567583.png[/img] You find the Bottle of Cleaning Solution and drop a pair of underwear so you can add it to your inventory. It's the best you can do. Do you want to use it?
Yes.
Yes.
[QUOTE=WolfeClaw;24020868]Yes.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9290/48939434.png[/img] You spray the contents of the bottle all over the monster's face, and it can do nothing but watch. It howls in anguish and writhes back and forth, cleaning solution burning holes in its face. It lets out one final cry of pain... [img]http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/204/59044772.png[/img] And explodes in a shower of blood and gore, splashing all over the walls and your clothes. [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/956/91193850.png[/img] That bottle was more potent than you'd first thought, I guess. The back door is clear now, you can leave if you want. you keep the bottle of cleaning solution, figuring it may be useful against whatever else is out there.
Head on through the back door with your cleaning solution at the ready.
clean off the blood with MORE BLOOD
Dive into the bloody mess while shouting "Blood for the blood gods!!"
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;24021579]Dive into the bloody mess while shouting "[B]Blood for the blood gods!![/B]"[/QUOTE] Blood god[B]s[/B]?! What the hell man, HERETIC! There is only one god of blood :argh:
Wash yourself off first. Seriously your covered in blood and who knows what monster blood could do to a person.
[QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;24021579]Dive into the bloody mess while shouting "Blood for the blood gods!!"[/QUOTE] THAT WAS HEATHENISTIC TO HERETICS! GOOD JOB! Go outside and see if it's the apocalypse.
[QUOTE=Lucinice;24021698]Wash yourself off first. Seriously your covered in blood and who knows what monster blood could do to a person.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/956/91193850.png[/img] The sink doesn't work, and you're pretty sure you couldn't reach the stairs past that gap so you could go wash up in the bathroom. Looks like you're stuck. Eww, it's already starting to get all gooey. [QUOTE=Naota1248;24022255]THAT WAS HEATHENISTIC TO HERETICS! GOOD JOB! Go outside and see if it's the apocalypse.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/859/10870320.png[/img] You exit into your... Uh. Completely regular backyard? Well, the sun doesn't look quite right, and you're still covered in blood, but other than that everything is fine, this is your normal old backyard. There's a raised pile of dirt on the right hand side. You'd always assumed your dog Skippy was buried there. Your parents said he'd run away to the butterfly farm, but one of your earliest memories is of your uncle backing right over him with his car at a family dinner. Your inventory has mysteriously emptied itself. Your pockets are completely empty, including the spray bottle. You aren't sure what happened, right when you stepped through the threshold of the door, it just kind of vanished.
Wear your dogs carcass as body armor.
Go back inside, grab knife, throw knife out door, go outside.
[img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/637/81164133.png[/img] [highlight]underneath the dirt, there is a box the lid reads 'open me', as if someone put it there so you could find it[/highlight] [img]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1504/35511786.gif[/img] [highlight]you open it, tossing aside the lid carelessly[/highlight] [img]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4706/61384437.png[/img] [highlight]you add the skull key to your inventory, you don't know what it unlocks, but it's presumably something on the second floor of the house[/highlight]
Run to second floor. [I]Run[/I]
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;24023900]Run to second floor. [I]Run[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;24023900]Run to second floor. [I]Run[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;24023900]Run to second floor. [I]Run[/I][/QUOTE]
Do you fear the Warp overtaking you... It's a good pain. Succumb to the might of the God of Blood. Why are you standing there, when you could be in the thick of SLAUGHTER? Naw, seriously, go inside, blow up some demons, become the biggest and baddest of them.
Doomish: Update forum adventure. :v:
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;24028368]Doomish: Update forum adventure. :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/1306/60115688.png[/img] You head back to the landing. As soon as you go back inside, the Bottle of Cleaning Solution reappears in your pocket as do two of the three pairs of underwear. The inventory spot where the third pair would be is occupied by the Skull Key, which you took inside with you. Interesting. Feel free to come up with your own theories of what the hell happened, for future reference. [img]http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8416/54561055.png[/img] You hop for your life onto the other side of the chasm and make it with little effort! Go you! You move onto the background layer and ascend the stairs. [img]http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6973/89607148.png[/img] Wow. What's left of the upstairs is a mess. The floor and walls and ceiling and, well, everything kind of just ends abrutply and falls into an impossible black abyss. The door that should be at the end of the hallway, your room, is floating in the middle of the void. The door behind you leads to the bathroom. The only other way back is down the staircase you came from. It's either this or the living room.
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