• Obligatory MS Paint Adventure (originated in official MSPA thread)
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Run like hell to living room.
[QUOTE=Kaizo45;24029344]Run like hell to living room.[/QUOTE] You head b[B]ack to the [highlight]living r[/highlight][/B] [img]http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7615/20395607.png[/img] You are now Jake. You're really mad at your brother, because that little ass punched you in the balls and then ran away while you were down. That's just not cool, man. Your inventory is empty, meaning he took the key to your room like a thief. You'd tell Mom, but you're 20. it's time to take matters into your own hands and show that little shit what's what. But, uh, first you have to find him. He DID go toward your room...
Go to bedroom and get even more angry
Screw chasing after him. Summon Cthulhu to do your dirty work.
Question why there's a face on the wall staring at you.
I think it's a clock...
Summon a Foo Creature (Intelligence level 15) Then use it to track down your brother and beat the crap out of him.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;24031203]Question why there's a face on the wall staring at you.[/QUOTE] It's a clock. Stupid thing is broken, doesn't even tell time. [QUOTE=krten_2x 4b;24032065]Summon a Foo Creature (Intelligence level 15) Then use it to track down your brother and beat the crap out of him.[/QUOTE] What the hell is that? Sounds like something from some dumb D&D game. You have more important goddamn matters at hand like finding your stupid little brother. [QUOTE=devilbear;24030054]Go to bedroom and get even more angry[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's the idea! [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4008/31518409.png[/img] Oh, what the hell, he dumped your goddamn underwear all over the place. You hope he didn't take the good shit in the bottom drawer, only YOU are allowed in there. Well, he's not here anyway. You should probably check upstairs. He's probably hiding out in his room waiting for Mom to get home like a sissy. Ever since you buried his room's key in the back yard he's been whining about getting a new one so you don't bustle in on his private activities, but who gives a shit, you can do whatever the hell you want, and no door is going to stop you. That key creeps you right the fuck out though. Heavy, rusty, looks sort of like a skull. Now that you think about it, it'd look great hanging from the wall or something in your room.
Play a sweetass drum-solo
Move underwear aside and open bottom drawer.
get angrier for no reason and draw "RAGE-O-METER".
Head upstairs
Go Postal.
update adventure
I'm getting to it, dammit. :v: Expect updates on Monday, I'm not really good about weekend updates. :(
Doomish banned? Well I never!
Feh, he was going to update on Monday anyway
How did the brother not notice the flesh walls and the giant pit?
What if they aren't flesh walls? What if main character is just TRIPPING BALLS from the sweaty, horrid smell caused by bro's underwear?
I saw what you did Doomish! As soon as we're back in control of the little brother, we're going right back downstairs and getting the underwear hat back.
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