• Doing stand up comedy in 2 days i need some tips
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[QUOTE=Slacker996;41887973]It's at the [B]che[/B] cafe, [B]a liberal joint.[/B][/QUOTE] You could make a dozen Drug jokes out of that.
tell that women joke and blonde joke and jew joke and yo mama joke
If you don't feel comedic, you can tell a most heartbreaking story just like this guy did. [video=youtube;qdBJ1X33rXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdBJ1X33rXM[/video] If you want to make people laugh, don't do that. If you want to make people cry, then do it. [sp]I don't think this advice will be helpful to you.[/sp]
Say "Bazinga" at random intervals
[QUOTE=Paramud;41890613]You will bomb your first time. This is something I've learned from a lot of people. No matter what you do, your first experience with stand up will be horrible. It'll feel like you're taking forever, you won't hear a single laugh, and someone may throw a beer bottle at you. Just get it over with so you can do it a second time.[/QUOTE] That's not what happened for me, but I suppose that people my age could have shit taste V:v:V (I was part of a roast for my buddy's 18th birthday. According to pretty much everyone, I was the highlight of the night, which made me feel warm and fuzzy on a level previously thought confined to myth).
[QUOTE=EskillV2;41886381]Don't let the spaghetti fall out of your pockets[/QUOTE] Make sure nobody in the audience grabs you with their bear hands. This usually means they're bears.
How about that airline food?
Be funny
say this joke, it will win them all " [I]One day there were three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. Baby[/I] [I]tomato is walking too slowly, so the daddy tomato goes back, steps on him and says 'ketchup!'[/I] " btw its from pulp fiction
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;41887130]Don't ask the audience the deal with airplane food. We get it. Airplanes don't eat food.[/QUOTE] I always thought it was said "What's [B]UP[/B] with Airplane food?" the joke being that the food is in the sky.....
Just discuss the stereotype of the average r/atheism user.
Don't laugh while your speaking, and don't say it's a really good story. Maybe smile and let out a small chuckle every often, but you know. Keep it cool man! Have confidence! Don't look like a plank looking at everyone.
Fuck, I bet this guy is noting down our answers and using them in his routine I want my royalties godammit
fuck off im not stealing nothing ill report you to the internet police for fraud
okay so here's the plan black comedians rip on white people rip on black people, as much as possible if they start to get angry, you know you're doing it right!
Go on stage and piss yourself, it will assert your dominance
Be prepared for hecklers. If they start, shut them the fuck down. I'd suggest watching videos of pros handling hecklers, like Carlin or Oswalt.
Make sure you're good. If you suck you won't be able to support your wife and your unborn son. Next thing you know you'll be pulling off shady jobs at chemical plants.
talk about stuff that you annoy or hate [video=youtube;zd2sRC3K9Hs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd2sRC3K9Hs[/video]
[QUOTE=tempunary;41910759]Make sure you're good. If you suck you won't be able to support your wife and your unborn son. Next thing you know you'll be pulling off shady jobs at chemical plants.[/QUOTE] Well played, sir.
Tell everyone you bought a canyonero
i made the crowd crack up anti humor is the way to go fuck yeah
As in stealth humor :P?
[QUOTE=Slacker996;41913061]i made the crowd crack up anti humor is the way to go fuck yeah[/QUOTE] got a video ?
[QUOTE=Slacker996;41913061]i made the crowd crack up anti humor is the way to go fuck yeah[/QUOTE] share the jokes please
yo heres a vidya, i dedicate this performance to my mom [video=youtube;hGr9sKjEXo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGr9sKjEXo8&feature=c4-overview&list=UUxX7ZshD7rR_nKZjAwJb57A[/video] great for a first performance imo
make plenty of incest jokes and then say just kidding and then put on a serious face and fart into the microphone.
[QUOTE=Slacker996;41916288]yo heres a vidya, i dedicate this performance to my mom [video=youtube;hGr9sKjEXo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGr9sKjEXo8&feature=c4-overview&list=UUxX7ZshD7rR_nKZjAwJb57A[/video] great for a first performance imo[/QUOTE] Frankly, I think you moved around a bit too much. I also didn't see what was funny about the first joke at all. You also jumped from joke to joke with no real rhyme or reason, it just seemed like you were spewing jokes everywhere hoping for a laugh. Normally stand up comedians tend to have transitions between their jokes and stories, it adds a certain flow to your performance. But yeah, for a first stand up performance it was decent.
[QUOTE=Jocken300;41917347]Frankly, I think you moved around a bit too much. I also didn't see what was funny about the first joke at all. You also jumped from joke to joke with no real rhyme or reason, it just seemed like you were spewing jokes everywhere hoping for a laugh. Normally stand up comedians tend to have transitions between their jokes and stories, it adds a certain flow to your performance. But yeah, for a first stand up performance it was decent.[/QUOTE] i went for eric andre sort of tim heidecker vibes, the jokes were fucking stupid but that was the point, and the awkward pacing was on purpose thanks for criticism though i appreciate it
[QUOTE=Slacker996;41887973]It's at the che cafe, a liberal joint.[/QUOTE] dude, I was just there i'll try to drive out for your next bit!
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