I'd totally visit if I lived the US. Facepunch should organise something.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;22778820]Story about your birthday[/QUOTE]
Start doing Methamphetamine, being lonely isn't normal but on meth it is!
1. find bar
2. go in bar
3. get super fucking trashed
4. chat up random people
5. wake up in dumpster/bush
6. see if there are any numbers written on your body
[QUOTE=t-man;22779592]Why is everyone wanting to have tf2 parties?[/QUOTE]
Desparate times call for TF2.
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[QUOTE=Earthen;22782418]1. find bar
2. go in bar
3. get super fucking trashed
4. chat up random people
5. wake up in dumpster/bush
6. see if there are any numbers written on your body[/QUOTE]
Listen to this man hes obviously a profesional.
Jesus man, i feel really bad for you..Atleast you got all the hearts you deserve. Go on the facepunch love train thread, it'll cheer you up with the thread music. Best wishes as if you find someone to take you to a bar or some sort.
Facepunchers will come to your house. Like Tugger on the first page said.
ITT, OP describes my life :(
Go skydiving.
Organise something with your work friends :)
From LMAO pics.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/motivation1.jpg[/img]
OP, You Are Awesome.
Host a server on TF2 and that way more people can celebrate
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;22778905]At least your birthday is on a regular day, unlike mine which is on New Years day. Almost all my friends are either busy with family stuff, or some of them are too drunk to even come over. I wished my birthday was just on a regular day. D:[/QUOTE]
Why does this post even deserve friendlies, he can go get drunk with them before his birthday, you know.
I love you :buddy:
Not really but I think you sound awesome. So we should totally bro fist and be all awesome.
OP is literally me this November, except all my best friends who I'd want to celebrate with are back in the UK along with most of my family.:frown:
Here's an idea OP, go shooting for the day, at 21 you can legally own a handgun. I'm planning on doing a bit of shooting on my birthday and whatnot.
Colorado represent.
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;22783456]OP is literally me this November, except all my best friends who I'd want to celebrate with are back in the UK along with most of my family.:frown:
Here's an idea OP, go shooting for the day, at 21 you can legally own a handgun. I'm planning on doing a bit of shooting on my birthday and whatnot.
Colorado represent.[/QUOTE]
At the gun range right.
Buy a prostitute.
Everyone let's donate money to the OP so he can buy a prostitute.
where in michigan op, i'm in the holland area
[QUOTE=peterson;22783595]At the gun range right.[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[sp]I'm kidding, of course I plan to go to the gun range for that.[/sp]
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;22783601]Buy a prostitute.
Everyone let's donate money to the OP so he can buy a prostitute.[/QUOTE]
I'll only donate if he demands the hooker to write "Official Facepunch Whore" on her forehead.
Hold on. I think Facepunch might be onto something here.
Where does one purchase a prostitute that is decent looking and disease free?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;22781741]I love you all :sympathy:
And @Shoupie; I will take your offer. Your FB pic looks pretty cute.[/QUOTE]
If you really want that TF2 party I got some admin rights at a server... It's duel_duel, and it can get pretty fun as there are mods and such there, so if you want to I could [I]try[/I] to fix it for you, if you don't got any other plan :v:.
Would be fun...
Throw a party with free booze. Instant friends.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;22783790]Hold on. I think Facepunch might be onto something here.
Where does one purchase a prostitute that is decent looking and disease free?[/QUOTE]
No! Nonononono!
Also Facepunch loves everyone, they are just to arrogant to admit it.
Broke my auto-merge!
I'll totally join that TF2 game (even tough I suck at this game)
So count me in!
[QUOTE=collegegrad;22783790]Hold on. I think Facepunch might be onto something here.
Where does one purchase a prostitute that is decent looking and disease free?[/QUOTE]
Go up to a hooker and ask to look at her vagina.
If there isn't any vaginal discharge/warts/blisters,
you're good to go.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;22779172]I guess that's the plan right now. The family thing doesn't work, like I indicated, but I have been planning on building myself a nice gaming computer.
I guess I'll get drunk while playing TF2 or something on my birthday. You're all invited by the way :)
Yeah that's sad, but at least complete strangers seem to give a fuck about me, at least just a little bit.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like fun, if my friends don't come to my 21st next year I'll just play oline games with my bf while we get drunk as fuck. Should be pretty amusing.
Just remember mate, you're not alone with being alone. As long as you like solitude and without going nuts, stay who you are and don't let it get to you that people might think you are lonely.
Really people can be so pretentious about that, if monks can do it then sure as hell we can with a computer.
I'm your friend.
I read what I wrote in the first post, and tears just ran down my face. :crying:
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