A lot of people have touched/saw/sucked/whatever someone else's penis when they were young. That's disturbing.
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;15573278]what other stories have i told that had such endings?
also another stroy:
once, when i was in 4th grade
i'd stick my butt up in the air (dont ask why, i suppose it just felt comfortable)
anyhow, i guess some kid was just a bit annoyed at me or soemthing and tried to pull me down, instead he pulled my pants down...
i heard the screams of horror behind me[/QUOTE]
And then because you were nervous, you pissed on the ramp.
[QUOTE=zachblack;15573057]So Nautsabes, how exactly did you manage to find your way to facepunch? I'm very curious to this.[/QUOTE]
Found it through Garrysmod.com.
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[QUOTE=Lankist;15573093]what the jesus crikey fuck[/QUOTE]
I talked to inanimate objects. Was half-assed molested. Broke into houses. Deemed a threat to other students. Gained weight.
Good laugh, thank you very much.
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;15573278]what other stories have i told that had such endings?
also another stroy:
once, when i was in 4th grade
i'd stick my butt up in the air (dont ask why, i suppose it just felt comfortable)
anyhow, i guess some kid was just a bit annoyed at me or soemthing and tried to pull me down, instead he pulled my pants down...
i heard the screams of horror behind me
[b]
and then i pissed on the ramp[/b][/QUOTE]
Dear OP, your life is awful.
Uh... o...kay...?
nautsabes is fucking awesome.
I've said this to you before and I'll say it to you again: get a fucking haircut.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;15575743]I've said this to you before and I'll say it to you again: get a fucking haircut.[/QUOTE]
How about no you conformist faggot.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;15575743]I've said this to you before and I'll say it to you again: get a fucking haircut.[/QUOTE]
No.
You had the childhood of those stereotypical "rigors of childhood" novels, which is quite unusual in my opinion.
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;15575753]How about no you conformist faggot.[/QUOTE]
Right because everyone wants to look like a girl so I'm being a conformist. Fuck the only people who have short hair these days are almost all wiggers and it's getting annoying.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;15575936]Right because everyone wants to look like a girl so I'm being a conformist. Fuck the only people who have short hair these days are almost all wiggers and it's getting annoying.[/QUOTE]
I have to agree, short hair is not only in style, but it's also extremely useful.
What happens if someone tries to grab you, like, say, a zombie?
completely expected spectrum of typical facepunch replies
Nautsabes, that Tommy part was a bit messed up though, to be honest. Everything else seemed pretty normal.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;15575945]I have to agree, short hair is not only in style, but it's also extremely useful.
What happens if someone tries to grab you, like, say, a zombie?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be foolish enough to allow a zombie to get that close to me.
Nautsabes is a p. cool guy :buddy:
I liked the part where Tommy stopped coming over. I don't think he was ready for a relationship anyways.
It would be funnier if you bit his penis, and he screamed. Then everyone looked around just to see his dick in your mouth.
You're a very weird guy.
Man, I always love your threads.
Wrong thread
[QUOTE=Drasnus;15577681]Man, I always love your threads.[/QUOTE]
I know, they make me feel better about my life.
[QUOTE=Teh Rar File;15578632]I know, they make me feel better about my life.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad I can help.
Good story, but after seeing your avatar I subconsciously read it Toki's voice from Metalocalypse.
wow this makes my life look like the Full House (which it is)
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15576811]Nautsabes is a p. cool guy :buddy:[/QUOTE]
eh sucks dicks and doesn't afraid of anything
were you ever mounted by a dog
it was messy ;_;
I read the title and thought Nautsabes was a disease or something.
Nautsabes was upset because Tommy never called afterwards.
Seriously, though. [b][i]What the fuck happened with your childhood jesus[/i][/b]
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