• Friend passed out on my bed
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[QUOTE=Birdman101;24455332]no really go ask 4chan. seriously post pics[/QUOTE] make sure to include your address and phone number
[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;24455123]ask a forum full of nerdes[/QUOTE] i find the logistics of this post to be p humorous
dip his hand in a bowl of warm water. it really works trust me. you will LMAO when he starts pissing your bed
no you should dip his head in a bowl of warm water thats even funnier
push him off the bed, tell him he rolled off.
Get soap, put some on his face preferably white or clear, pull his pants down and push him off the bed.
1. tie his ankles together with a log chain 2. tie the other end of the chain to the UPS truck across the street from your house 3. wave a gun and yell DRIVE FUCKER DRIVE 4. ??? 5. profit. [editline]12:09AM[/editline] [QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;24455423]Get soap, put some on his face preferably white or clear, pull his pants down and push him off the bed.[/QUOTE] ...or... put the soap somewhere else..... BUTTRAEP TIEM!
1. Kick him the fuck out. 2. Lay in your bed. 3. Sleep while he sleeps on the floor. 4. ????? 5. Profit.
I'd push him off, or if he pissed you off earlier, gain revenge by taking this opportunity to punch him. Then sleep.
Magic Marker Penises.
get drunk and pass out
go upstairs and tell your parents
Sleep on the floor
[QUOTE=goel;24455264]sleep on the ground?[/QUOTE] ^This, hes your guest treat him like one.
i think op bailed
Push him off.
Sleep with him and hug him at the same time.
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;24455541]i think op bailed[/QUOTE] Still here. I found a solution! [IMG]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2066/dddiq.png[/IMG]
Someone ate the corner of your bed.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455605]Still here. I found a solution! [IMG]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2066/dddiq.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] that, or, JAM A TWO BY FOUR UNDER HIS FAT ROLLS AND PUSH HIS TWINKIE NOMMING BLISTER FAPPING ASS OFF YOUR BED
[QUOTE=foxtrot_iic;24455634]Someone ate the corner of your bed.[/QUOTE] On my MS Paint wherever my cursor is my brush is like 12 centimeters down and right. [editline]02:52AM[/editline] Jesus, he moved and blocked the way of lying down. [editline]02:52AM[/editline] Now he is fully diagonal.
Spoon him?
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455605]Still here. I found a solution! [IMG_THUMB]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2066/dddiq.png[/IMG_THUMB][/QUOTE] Good, good OP. You can easily play with his penis now, he may even groan a little while he is sleeping. Err... I mean, draw something on his face. Yeah.
find some huge ass speakers and blast his face full of pink floyd. either heel have nightmares and piss himself, or he wakes up. either way, win for you sir
Put on a wig or some kind of similar item and spoon with him while whispering sweet nothings in a womanly voice. Bonus points if you have/draw on a beard.
[QUOTE=norrec181;24455718]Put on a wig or some kind of similar item and spoon with him while whispering sweet nothings in a womanly voice. Bonus points if you have/draw on a beard.[/QUOTE] I lol'ed.
draw a penis on his cheek cumming into his mouth and write "cunt punt" on his forehead.
just pass out in his bed
Jesus, now i cant lie down at all without my head being RIGHT NEXT to his dick.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455768]Jesus, now i cant lie down at all without my head being RIGHT NEXT to his dick.[/QUOTE] even better!
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