• Friend passed out on my bed
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[QUOTE=Professer Trall;24455117]it involves your penis and his anus[/QUOTE] Put his anus into your penis. Or you can just take off his pants and suck on his nuts then give him a handjob.
just pour fucking water on his face. it always wakes people up.
just pull him off onto the floor.
Tape him to the bed and put it outside
Shoot him
[img]http://content.etilize.com/Large/11964078.jpg[/img] You know what to do.
[QUOTE=NearlyEpic;24455850][img]http://content.etilize.com/Large/11964078.jpg[/img] You know what to do.[/QUOTE] I have no buckets of ice.
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;24455113]Grape him.[/QUOTE] [img]http://michael-shirley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/grapist-lead.jpg[/img]
shit some out
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455882]I have no buckets of ice.[/QUOTE] seriously, pour water from the forehead down to his chin. it wakes everyone up. my friend does that to me when i don't wake up when i sleep over.
damn, inb4
Enter his dreams, make him go to sleep whilst dreaming. Then proceed to buttrape him. Then buttrape him again.
tell him you got into the beta of halo reach. he'll shit bricks.
[QUOTE=hey5000;24455961]Enter his dreams, make him go to sleep whilst dreaming. Then proceed to buttrape him. Then buttrape him again.[/QUOTE] What is it with you guys and gay sex.
or, tell freddie cruger where you live
Give him the kick. /inception refren-BRRRRMMMM
Is your friend hot If so, grope him and suck his dick, otherwise kick him off the bed
put dreams in his dreams in his dreams then tell him that sleeping can cause immediate death.
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24456002]Is your friend hot If so, grope him and suck his dick, otherwise kick him off the bed[/QUOTE] :gay:
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24455979]What is it with you guys and gay sex.[/QUOTE] We just figured you were gay when you made this thread.
you hear that? its the sound of fp trolls tapping f5
[QUOTE=hey5000;24456036]We just figured you were gay when you made this thread.[/QUOTE] Maybe you guys are gay because all anyone ever talks about here is goddamn gay buttsex.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24456017]:gay:[/QUOTE] I know you love the cock. Everyone deep inside is gay.
Make a film of you putting your dick on his face.
dont get pissy, hey5000 is just a trollbot. ignore him.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24456046]Maybe you guys are gay because all anyone ever talks about here is goddamn gay buttsex.[/QUOTE] So, you are meaning to say you DON'T like gay buttsex? Weirdo.
Quick! Get a sharpie and draw dicks on his face for the lawlz.
op are you a pussy bitchslap him and let him know what's up
What is it with everyone and bu- Buttrape him before he wakes up.
[QUOTE=hey5000;24456076]So, you are meaning to say you DON'T like gay buttsex? Weirdo.[/QUOTE] go give yourself whackoff blisters, gayfag.
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