• Friend passed out on my bed
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[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456067]dont get pissy, hey5000 is just a trollbot. ignore him.[/QUOTE] If so, I'm not the only one. In seriousness though, just (if you can) go with the ice one. Or the hand-in-water one, that makes people wet themselves. Or just let him sleep.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456098]go give yourself whackoff blisters, gayfag.[/QUOTE] lol homophobe
Guys, it's 3 AM here, i need sleep, i might just go in this spot, its a tight squeeze though, its along the edge of where he is lying down, it is like lying on the side of a triangle.
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24456119]lol homophobe[/QUOTE] the correct term is straight
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24456125]Guys, it's 3 AM here, i need sleep, i might just go in this spot, its a tight squeeze though, its along the edge of where he is lying down, it is like lying on the side of a triangle.[/QUOTE] you drew a fucking picture in paint while you could've just asked him to get up you are a little girl
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456130]the correct term is straight[/QUOTE] Ohahaha
Couldn't you just sleep on the floor?
jenghis chrystler, just go sleep on the fucking couch so i can stop paying any attention to this thread.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456161]jenghis chrystler, just go sleep on the fucking couch so i can stop paying any attention to this thread.[/QUOTE] What couch? This is in my room.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;24456125]Guys, it's 3 AM here, i need sleep, i might just go in this spot, its a tight squeeze though, its along the edge of where he is lying down, it is like lying on the side of a triangle.[/QUOTE] Okay, what you do is go find really loud rock music and really soft soothing music. Put headphones on him, and play the soothing music low and slowly increase the volume. Then suddenly switch to halfway through the heavy metal song as loud as you can. That'll get him up.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456161]jenghis chrystler, just go sleep on the fucking couch so i can stop paying any attention to this thread.[/QUOTE] You really want him to post buttsex with his friend, I can tell.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;24456130]the correct term is straight[/QUOTE] you're a MASSIVE homophobe
Sleep on the fucking couch or something, I dunno.
OK, there is a way, he just curled up into a ball!
Go downstairs, find couch, sleep on said couch.
put shaving cream on his hands then tickle his face
Just sleep on the floor.
I have secured a spot on the bed in the position in the picture earlier.
good job leo. good night.
your friend is dead sorry
Shave his eyebrows
cut off his penis then put it next to his face so when he wakes up he sees it it'd be a nice present
Kill him
Draw dicks and other various pictures on him.
:v: [editline]07:06AM[/editline] you know what to do my friend
Don't wake him up until the morning. Call your friend's parents and invite them to come over in the morning before he wakes up. Have his parents doing casual things around your house like doing dishes or watching T.V. Have his mom wake him up and make sure your family is nowhere to be found. If you want you can replace all the pictures in your house with pictures from his house. Since he passed out he probably have no idea what is going on. Epic mindfuck
Where was he going to sleep? Sleep there. Else, wake him up and tell him to move his ass.
draw all over his face with a sharpie.
Every year, I pass out at least once for random reasons. One time I passed out, in the trashcan, at school :saddowns:
Surprise butt sex him.
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