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[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;42631351]Fitting in. What's the worst part about a plane full of lawyers crashing in the mountains?[/QUOTE] The cost of the lost aircraft. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer?
There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer.... How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Ninja'd, I'm on a tablet, bite me. Close shaves by comets. How do you get through an airport quickly?
After landing, loudly declare that something is "da bomb". Two cows are in a meadow.
"I dislike this moodow" "Moo too". The president of the US stood besides a highly trained assassin
"Good job!" he said, slipping him $5 There was a man from Kentucky,
He lived a fulfilling life, retired to Hawaii and lived to 95. Three men in a boat with four cigarettes with no way to light them, how do they each have a smoke?
-snip- ninja'd An Englishman and an Indian walk into a bar
They sit down at a booth. The waitress asks the Indian what he would like. "A salad, please. I believe in Hinduism, so I will abstain from meat." She then asks the Englishman what he would like. "His uncle, please." What's black and white and red all over?
The Russian political agenda What do Republicans love about Obama?
He confirmed their bias What's the difference between a midget and a bucket of salt?
One tastes nice with chips and the other is a bucket of salt. What's the best part of going to school?
[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;42634902]One tastes nice with chips and the other is a bucket of salt. What's the best part of going to school?[/QUOTE] Sex Ed What do you call a Cheeseburger on steroids?
A beefcake What animal can open locked doors?
Rupert Murdoch What did Tarzan say when he saw all of the elephants coming over the hill?
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