• Masturbation Isn't fun anymore??
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Well I CAN'T jizz any more. Slightly worrying.
Stop wanking for a while I guess, sure you'll end up getting strong urges but I can imagine it's worth the wait. :q:
[QUOTE=BurningPride;20234626]I want one of those :v:[/QUOTE] Where do iegt one with out my parents knowing =3.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20222343]Ask her if you can squeeze her boobies. [img]http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/men-notice-breasts-first.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Uh, I can feel tit without getting hard... I don't know about you but they aren't that great man. Also anyone who disagrees is a virginfag or hasn't felt someone up before.
try sucking your own dick i got this method from a friend he said its 500% more likely to make your penis grow
Use a dildo, I do sometimes :3 feels good.
Wait 3 weeks and unleash a river of man, or just fuck a slut.
get a girlfriend
[QUOTE=ser770;20232278]try "the stranger"[/QUOTE] Somehow I find the avatar fitting...
maybe just not the right mood that's all
[QUOTE=787-5805;20222323]i know a girl at school any tips?[/QUOTE] Tell her masturbation Isn't fun anymore and u need help??
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20237699]Use a dildo, I do sometimes :3 feels good.[/QUOTE] what?
Don't fap for atleast a month, the longer you wait the better that fapping is. Although be prepared for the insane amounts of cum there will be.
Paint your dick like a banana and put it through the holes in the cages at monkey world.
Get a BlowJob .
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20238532]Paint your dick like a banana and put it through the holes in the cages at monkey world.[/QUOTE] This is how SIV became HIV damnit! [editline]10:04AM[/editline] This thread really brings light on how fucked up the denizens of FP are.
lmfao
Your dick gets quite hurt if you do it too much.
Choke yourself and fap.
[QUOTE=Odellus;20238161]what?[/QUOTE] What!?!?!
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;20237699]Use a dildo, I do sometimes :3 feels good.[/QUOTE] You just made me [img]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4011/38865041.jpg[/img] in real life.
Read thread title as 'Hibernation isn't fun anymore?".
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20222343]Ask her if you can squeeze her boobies.[/QUOTE] He doesn't have to ask.
You have a disease called masterphomosis, it's when you masturbate too much and your penis begins to disintegrate. It's very rare but it happens. After a period of time your dick will fall off and then you will die from organ failure.
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;20244429]You have a disease called masterphomosis, it's when you masturbate too much and your penis begins to disintegrate. It's very rare but it happens. After a period of time your dick will fall off and then you will die from organ failure.[/QUOTE] Well then..
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;20244429]You have a disease called masterphomosis, it's when you masturbate too much and your penis begins to disintegrate. It's very rare but it happens. After a period of time your dick will fall off and then you will die from organ failure.[/QUOTE] Oh god memories of that 4 year-old who's penis rotted from the inside out when he masturbated to his dad's porn.
[QUOTE=suck my eye;20228192]Switch hand! works for me...[/QUOTE] Now I want to try this.
What the fuck man
As was stated before in case you didn't read those and decided to skip to this place in particular, try some different porn or take a few days off. I take a few days off regularly and it become enjoyable again. (Note you only have to do this once every few months since the male sex drive is incredibly powerful.)
Put on a chastity belt and throw away the key. The urge for fapping will come soon enough, you'll start trying to take off the belt. The harder it gets to pry the fucking belt open, the urge rises even more. Soon enough you'll chainsaw the damn belt off and it will be the greatest fap ever.
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