• Masturbation Isn't fun anymore??
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Slam the door on your dick. Always works for me.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20275702]Put on a chastity belt and throw away the key. The urge for fapping will come soon enough, you'll start trying to take off the belt. The harder it gets to pry the fucking belt open, the urge rises even more. Soon enough you'll chainsaw the damn belt off and it will be the greatest fap ever.[/QUOTE] Or you'll end up with cutting yourself in halfs, in which case we'd have a SAW-like incident. Without a Jigsaw.
[QUOTE=mrhippieguy;20223056]i know i'm gonna get flamed for this...so i'm not gonna say it. check my avatar for the answer. and it's not 'Peace'. :3:[/QUOTE] Anarchy anarchy!!! oh and find a girl you like date her do it and thin problem solved. or just stop.
Hold off the urge for a month then have at it. Simple enough.
Yeah I got bored of it ages ago too. Then again, I was never particularly interested in it anyway. Allegedly the more you masturbate, the longer you take to climax... but I'm lucky enough to contradict that :smug:
Hey OP I did some research and found that you can get a jackrabbit dildo vibrator for about $25 on some sites. I recommend giving it a try and inserting the entire thing in your rectum for maximum prostate stimulation.
Stop fapping for a while or try a new fetish if you REALLY need to fap, like one time i tried images of horses banging girls and this helped me get back in the fun, i also found out that little red riding hood x wolf is pretty hot.
look up ''Isabela Valentine'' and download the software thingy
Get laid:question: That's all I've got. I don't know go see a doctor maybe? Or try Viagra?
1. Get rid of your old porn folder and make a new one. 2. Don't fap yet. 3. Wait a few days. 4. Open new porn folder and fap.
Masturbation is always fun with a girl.
[QUOTE=Chompster;20222267]Rapidly yell angrily at his genitals? Why would that help?[/QUOTE] 100th funnie i rule also best post ever [editline]04:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=PermabannedGuy;20222859]Turn furry and stay at least 4,000 miles away from me.[/QUOTE] I turned furry........................:iia: [editline]04:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Skeeter1;20224201]fuck your sister/[b]dog[/b]/mom in their sleep for an entirely new expirence[/QUOTE] did it already :3:..........................no really :geno: yea im weird :smug:
Do your mom first, then post results.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;20281892] did it already :3:..........................no really :geno: yea im weird :smug:[/QUOTE] No you didn't, quit craving attention. :downsbravo:
[QUOTE=G71tc4;20282652]No you didn't, quit craving attention. :downsbravo:[/QUOTE] im serious i did BTW your mean cus you have the villan from prinncess and teh froag as your avatar BBTW lets look at the facts: I'm a furry I like furry porn idc I'm one of those perverted furrys Thus add them all together and you got one fuckin weird ass doggeh humpa
You should fap after a week of not fapping.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;20282791]im serious i did BTW your mean cus you have the villan from prinncess and teh froag as your avatar BBTW lets look at the facts: I'm a furry I like furry porn idc I'm one of those perverted furrys Thus add them all together and you got one fuckin weird ass doggeh humpa[/QUOTE] Either you're a terrible troll, or you are a fine example of why people hate furries.
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Try humping shit :v:
[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;20222844]You got used to your hand. Remember when you first did it and you like collapsed from the awesomeness? Yeah.[/QUOTE] :smug:
[QUOTE=suck my eye;20228192]Switch hand! works for me...[/QUOTE] but i can already fap with both hands :saddowns:
[QUOTE=DR.QUAD QUE;20222164]Maybe you're just not horny these days. Right now, my sexual activity is that of an old man, but it goes up and down constantly. Just wait and don't touch your dick. Give your testes a chance to regenerate some semen.[/QUOTE] Oh my god you are the last person I would ask for sexual advice.
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