How does one whom has tried everything with no results gain weight?
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[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34152933]Motherfucker you tried to gain weight for a WEEK[/QUOTE]
Um, where the hell did you hear that? Certainly not from the only reliable source, which would be me of course. Also I don't know what you're talking about when you say 'perceived rare disorder' and I don't know how autism has anything at all to do with calories.
Lift, eat high calorie foods
work pays off
None inividual is a reliable source to the internet. You just seem to be one of the little boys who think they and their problems are special.
Tapeworms have little symptoms as far as I know. And if you are eating heaps and not gaining, it's a possible cause. People used to ingest them to lose weight.
And I've heard some horrible stories about getting rid of them. Such as starving yourself for two days, and then peeling and onion and breathing in the smell through your mouth. The tapeworm will crawl out. And you have to grab it and pull it out. All two metres of it. Through your mouth.
Or you can kill it with something and pull two metres of worm out your butt.
Have fun.
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;34158403]Tapeworms have little symptoms as far as I know. And if you are eating heaps and not gaining, it's a possible cause. People used to ingest them to lose weight.
And I've heard some horrible stories about getting rid of them. Such as starving yourself for two days, and then peeling and onion and breathing in the smell through your mouth. The tapeworm will crawl out. And you have to grab it and pull it out. All two metres of it. Through your mouth.
Or you can kill it with something and pull two metres of worm out your butt.
Have fun.[/QUOTE]
bwahahahahahaha I hope that's the cause :D
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;34158403]Tapeworms have little symptoms as far as I know. And if you are eating heaps and not gaining, it's a possible cause. People used to ingest them to lose weight.
And I've heard some horrible stories about getting rid of them. Such as starving yourself for two days, and then peeling and onion and breathing in the smell through your mouth. The tapeworm will crawl out. And you have to grab it and pull it out. All two metres of it. Through your mouth.
Or you can kill it with something and pull two metres of worm out your butt.
Have fun.[/QUOTE]
Oh god :suicide:
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[QUOTE=Maucer;34157355]None inividual is a reliable source to the internet. You just seem to be one of the little boys who think they and their problems are special.[/QUOTE]
How am I not a reliable source of information regarding the time I spend trying to pack on fat?
That would be like saying you are an unreliable source of information regarding your skin color, and then you make a thread asking for tips on how to tan, and for three pages people insist you're bullshitting, that you're sitting in the sunlight incorrectly, or insult you or tell you to kill yourself, meanwhile you're the only person who is defending yourself.
Then it turns out you've got an uncommon skintype that doesn't produce melanin after being damaged by the sun (aka tanning).
Empathy doesn't exist on the internet does it? Put yourself in my shoes. You've tried all the suggestions in this thread dozens of times for 8 years and still nothing works. Think about that.
you're fucked
get help
[QUOTE=Painties Hose;34159254]
How am I not a reliable source of information regarding the time I spend trying to pack on fat?
That would be like saying you are an unreliable source of information regarding your skin color, and then you make a thread asking for tips on how to tan, and for three pages people insist you're bullshitting, that you're sitting in the sunlight incorrectly, or insult you or tell you to kill yourself, meanwhile you're the only person who is defending yourself. [/QUOTE]
None individual is a reliable source of information on an internet forum. [B]Because people tend to talk bullshit. [/B]We have seen dozens of kids like you that have "special" problems in gaining or losing weight (or any other problem). Besides your problem does not make sense. You maintain weight at 1500 calories? But don't gain weight if you eat excess calories? Where does it go? You're not shitting it out and you can't be burning them either?
[QUOTE=Painties Hose;34159254]Then it turns out you've got an uncommon skintype that doesn't produce melanin after being damaged by the sun (aka tanning).
Empathy doesn't exist on the internet does it? Put yourself in my shoes. You've tried all the suggestions in this thread dozens of times for 8 years and still nothing works. Think about that.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck do you think facepunch is? A gathering of nutriologists and gastroenterologists? You're the one who started bullshitting when you got common answers for a common problem. According to you, you've had this problem for years and talked with doctors. Did you really think we'd have better answer than they do?
So because there's a chance that somebody might not know what to do, I shouldn't bother looking for help? Is that any way to live? If that was the case, nobody would ask for help for anything. Also I do not bullshit, I never lie when I'm being remotely serious.
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Also why are you calling me a 'kid' when I'm 22, are you 50 years old or something? I am probably older then 90% of facepunch unfortunately.
Because you look like one and even your ideal body is a kids body.
No you should not stop looking for help. But you should not except much from a forum such as this, especially when your problem sounds like bullshit (you can't deny that). And jesus, you've had this problem for 8 years and you haven't even changed your doctor or asked to see a specialized doctor?
[QUOTE=Maucer;34159646]Because you look like one and even your ideal body is a kids body.
No you should not stop looking for help. But you should not except much from a forum such as this, especially when your problem sounds like bullshit (you can't deny that). And jesus, you've had this problem for 8 years and you haven't even changed your doctor or asked to see a specialized doctor?[/QUOTE]
Of course I've asked to see a specialized doctor. And how does 'healthy slim' = kids body?
Also I've always been skinny as fuck but I didn't start being self conscious about it til I was 13 or 14.
Please
Everyone
Stop replying to this retard, it's clear to me now that he's here for attention and nothing more. Stop giving it to him.
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;34159816]Please
Everyone
Stop replying to this retard, it's clear to me now that he's here for attention and nothing more. Stop giving it to him.[/QUOTE]
I'm not here for attention.
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"this doesn't get the same result i do, must be a troll or a retard or attention whore!!1onee!!!"
Get over yourselves.
Welp we've already given you solutions, which you've abruptly shot down and keep shoving your hand out, so basically it comes down to:
A) You don't eat enough, despite thinking you do
B) You have some rare digestive disorder or a parasite or autism
In either case: Go away. How is it not abundantly clear to you that no one here has an answer you so desperately seek, yet you keep persisting? Again, piss off and take it to a medical professional, if he can't help you, we certainly fucking can't.
This thread has been going on for far too long.
Actually, I already told you all that this thread reached a conclusion at the top of page 2. The only thing keeping this thread alive is everyone trying their hardest to make me feel like trash and me defending myself.
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Also autism doesn't make you unable to gain weight, lol, what a retarded claim.
I'm going with what Jaeger's saying:
You either aren't eating enough, or you have some disease, like autism.
Go see a doctor if you're seriously worried.
But I hate Minecraft!
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;34160631]I'm going with what Jaeger's saying: You either aren't eating enough, or you have some disease, like autism. Go see a doctor if you're seriously worried.[/QUOTE] rofl big time jaeger fan boy
u need a change in lifestyle so eating more comes naturally to u or else u will just overthink it all, i admittedly dont eat a lot but hey i know my diet is shit but once i move out and live on my own it will improve p.s. i am 18
i am an alien
ur high as shit
These people can't get it into there heads, put meat in your mouth ( sure you will have no prob with that). And lift heavy shit.
Oh ya and sleep.
What you just read is an ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE WAY TO FAIL method of putting on weight...
Sugar/Alcohol
OP dont be a bitch. its been said eat lots of food. drink lots of water. get lots of sleep. and lift weight.
u all smell
suck a dick
my ribs get in the way ;__;
Hahah, I hear panties broke his monitor in a fit of rage because of the Fix up look gay thread.
Get high; munch out.
I was in OP's position once.
Except it was all opposite.
- No mussles
- Fat
- Short
- Weak as shieeeet.
But hey, i can tell it's easier than you think just make everything a habit (well it may not be as easy for others but it was and sounds easy to me)
I gave the finger to Soda, i said fuck no to chips erry time they tried to sneak themselves into my mouth.
I simply began working out, jogging - blah blah you know the routine, i just ate healthily. And this brought me down to a comfortable weight, where i now just eat alot, alot alot. It's hard to eat alot because you may not feel like eating. Buttfuck that and eat anyways.
And just do that all the time and you're bound to see some progress. Once you see the progress [i]holy shieeeet[/i] you gonna feel a sense of accomplishment and you're gonna get addicted to working out.
Just hold on, and it's all gonna be okay. Just eat alot and workout and stay healthy <3 :^)
"<3 :^)" that is the nicest thing i have ever seen in this forum
i almost feel bad for being so mean after seeing that
but i dont
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