• Icarly rant
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Agree, this show if shit. Pedos....... Also, disagree me if you like little boys!!! (99% of FP)
Nick at night is still (relatively) safe though..... I like how their starting to show quality shows that have ended, like Malcolm in the Middle.
The only reason I watch[i]ed[/i] that show is on the off chance of a boob slip.
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy;17275803]Nick at night is still (relatively) safe though..... I like how their starting to show quality shows that have ended, like Malcolm in the Middle.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but then there's Glenn Martin DDS... :barf:
DDS really aint that bad.
[QUOTE=4rawrs4srs;17274309]Maybe this is why kids today are pussies. All the old shows that were "aimed at 8 year olds" were bad shows that we all watched anyway (win), but now there's nothing but these dumb shows that have nothing violent in them whatsoever.[/QUOTE] It's a fact that testosterone levels in men have been dropping lately... I blame TV.
The only joke I've ever really laughed to was that one where Spencer was fixing his butter sculpture and said, "You'll be back and butter than ever." Although, I was pretty high.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;17274506]but your forgetting kids grow out of it. kids don't have high standards for shit like in television till they get out of puberty. 18+ year olds will enjoy Godfather while 8 year olds will get bored. i think your taking this show too seriously bro @bdawg, stop the hate bro. this causes shit like afghan war k?[/QUOTE] Just because kids have higher standards when they get older, doesn't mean they have shitty standards now.
[QUOTE=Billiam;17275668]I'm pretty sure he's a year younger than everyone on iCarly. Or the same age.[/QUOTE]he's 15, yeah, but his voice is way too deep to pull off that character. not that the current "actor" they have is better than Alex Gould, the faggot they have now is hardly an actor, and I think Alex is going to be in (good) movies after Weeds is over, but he just couldn't pull off being a chubby, immature, prepubescent retard. also, only 3 of the characters on iCarly are really of actual highschool age, but they just look like they're in junior high. everyone else seems like they're in their late 20's by comparison. so i guess, in that aspect, Alexander Gould would fit in, but really it's more like all of the secondary characters don't fit in with the main characters. [editline]07:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lolwutdude;17274506]but your forgetting kids grow out of it. kids don't have high standards for shit like in television till they get out of puberty. 18+ year olds will enjoy Godfather while 8 year olds will get bored. i think your taking this show too seriously bro[/QUOTE] i saw godfather when i was 8 and loved it, but for the most part, you're sort of right.
[QUOTE=NoShogun;17275865]Yeah, but then there's Glenn Martin DDS... :barf:[/QUOTE] Wouldn't be all that bad without the dog's asshole. Not exactly a good show anyways, though.
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy;17276043]Wouldn't be all that bad without the dog's asshole. Not exactly a good show anyways, though.[/QUOTE] Maybe I'm just weird, but I think that the dog's asshole will lead to an obscure reference to goatse, which will in turn get the show cancelled.
We really got off topic here.
Honestly, ever since Disney came out with High School Musical, kids television programming went to hell. Gone are the hilarious, original cartoons we all grew up on from Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. These days, teen drama shit is what is the driving force of most of the shitty shows on TV. [editline]11:09PM[/editline] lolwut dog's asshole what the fuck did you guys do to this thread?
Here's something to read while you stew over your hate: [url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustBugsMe.Icarly[/url]
Mighty Bee is pretty funny and sometimes even as fucked up as Ren and Stimpy used to be. I like that.
I remember the good 'ol days when kids would read [i]Watership Down[/i for entertainment. At least it had more violence and non-consensual sex.
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;17273144]...What the fuck happened to Nickelodeon? What happened to the great shows of the 90's? The Rugrats, Doug, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, The Wild Thornberries, and all those shows we remember from our childhood... [/QUOTE] IDK about you but i watched cartoon network Dexters Lab, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly dog, Ed Edd and Eddy, maybe even Power Puff Girls if you where wierd and into that shit... THOSE where the great shows
you have to face it, kids are dumb and will watch anything.
The massive influx of shitty sitcoms makes me have chronic diarhea. The only good one was fresh prince. Period.
[QUOTE=Montroze;17276837]IDK about you but i watched cartoon network Dexters Lab, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly dog, Ed Edd and Eddy, maybe even Power Puff Girls if you where wierd and into that shit... THOSE where the great shows[/QUOTE] Why can't you watch both? I did.
Why were you watching this to begin with?
[QUOTE=Noisy Spy;17276043]Wouldn't be all that bad without the dog's asshole. Not exactly a good show anyways, though.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.momaroo.com/711505113/dear-nickelodeon-i-have-a-problem-with-glenn-martin-dds/[/url] I don't like censorship of media or speech or anything like that, but there are limits. Nick at Night comes on at 8:00 for god's sakes, even the 7 year olds are up till at least 8:30!
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;17273144]Let me start out by saying that I rage hard every time I see Icarly on my TV. 1) Every character in this mediocre show puts so much god damn emphasis on every word. iT, whaT, arT. Next time you see the show on your TV, listen, and you won't be able to tell me I'm lying. 2) The jokes. Mainly Sam's jokes. Unfunny, random, and stale. Dan Schneider is a talentless, moron. 3) The acting is an absolute joke. I wonder at times if they make them act as bad as they do, because honestly, I think that anyone is capable of being 200% better than the shit being put on the TV. 4) It gets oh so repetitive, Carly being the goody goody school girl always doing the right thing and being an amazing friend 100% of the time. Sam being the same knuckle dragging, mouth breather in every episode. Always eating some sort of strange food, complaining, or being and absolute idiot. Sam is by far my most despised character, all the others not being far behind. And of course, Freddy being the same old techy fag. What the fuck happened to Nickelodeon? What happened to the great shows of the 90's? The Rugrats, Doug, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, The Wild Thornberries, and all those shows we remember from our childhood. Icarly isn't the only show I absolutely hate, Zoey 101, Drake and Josh,The Penguins of Madagascar, The Might Bee? I just don't know how the fuck anyone could like that.. That's basically all I had to say, I hope I'm not the only one that feels this way.[/QUOTE] Welcome to nick, nick at night, and the LARGE majority of the Disney channel. *shudders*
The only channel worth watching is: [img]http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2278/boomerang28cartoonnetwo.jpg[/img]
Why the fuck are you watching it enough to know the characters and how they act every episode?
[QUOTE=Talat112;17277323]Why the fuck are you watching it enough to know the characters and how they act every episode?[/QUOTE] To know what I'm ranting about.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;17273194]I'd care to bet that Freddy doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking all techy. He uses a Mac for christ's sake.[/QUOTE] Techniquely he uses a "Pear" Computer :D
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;17273144]Let me start out by saying that I rage hard every time I see Icarly on my TV. 1) Every character in this mediocre show puts so much god damn emphasis on every word. iT, whaT, arT. Next time you see the show on your TV, listen, and you won't be able to tell me I'm lying. 2) The jokes. Mainly Sam's jokes. Unfunny, random, and stale. Dan Schneider is a talentless, moron. 3) The acting is an absolute joke. I wonder at times if they make them act as bad as they do, because honestly, I think that anyone is capable of being 200% better than the shit being put on the TV. 4) It gets oh so repetitive, Carly being the goody goody school girl always doing the right thing and being an amazing friend 100% of the time. Sam being the same knuckle dragging, mouth breather in every episode. Always eating some sort of strange food, complaining, or being and absolute idiot. Sam is by far my most despised character, all the others not being far behind. And of course, Freddy being the same old techy fag. What the fuck happened to Nickelodeon? What happened to the great shows of the 90's? The Rugrats, Doug, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, The Wild Thornberries, and all those shows we remember from our childhood. Icarly isn't the only show I absolutely hate, Zoey 101, Drake and Josh,The Penguins of Madagascar, The Might Bee? I just don't know how the fuck anyone could like that.. That's basically all I had to say, I hope I'm not the only one that feels this way.[/QUOTE] This would be a great argument, except the show isn't fucking marketed to you. You aren't the target demographic. I'm tired of these 14 year old kids on Facepunch (read: everyone) posting about how all the new Nick and CN shows are absolute shit, when the shows aren't even meant for you. I'm sure 14 year olds in the 90s thought the Wild Thornberries and Rugrats were shit too.
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;17278033]This would be a great argument, except the show isn't fucking marketed to you. You aren't the target demographic. I'm tired of these 14 year old kids on Facepunch (read: everyone) posting about how all the new Nick and CN shows are absolute shit, when the shows aren't even meant for you. I'm sure 14 year olds in the 90s thought the Wild Thornberries and Rugrats were shit too.[/QUOTE] I don't know about that. The shows today are much to different than the ones then. Back then it seemed EVERYTHING was 200% better than all the shit we got today. Those shows are fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=Shadow0206;17273514]Saved for you dude. [img]http://walker29.co.uk/1337.png[/img] 1337![/QUOTE] Saved for me too but thanks mate, have a heart.
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