• The drunk chick at a party.
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So, you don't like womens?
[QUOTE=werner;23984427]So, you don't like womens?[/QUOTE] I do like womens. Just not drunk ones.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;23984394]I'll be sure to pass on that rainbow to my girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Overcompensating, are we? :smug:
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983656]Parties are not my idea of fun. I'd rather just chill with a group of friends. Say 3 or 4 of them. Pizza with a shit film. We can have some laughs and a good time without without having to spend the next morning pressing frozen peas against our heads and moaning about how much we drunk.[/QUOTE] You complain about drunk chicks sitting in your lap, and mention an unclean feeling. Son, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, and who the fuck uses frozen peas for a hangover man, fucking rolls and sausage with a fried egg on top man, clogs your arteries and cures the hangover it's a win win.
She looks like a horse, and whatever shes drinking reminds me of the crap you get in your toilet when you dont flush for a while
[QUOTE=bravehat;23984493]You complain about drunk chicks sitting in your lap, and mention an unclean feeling. Son, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, and who the fuck uses frozen peas for a hangover man, fucking rolls and sausage with a fried egg on top man, clogs your arteries and cures the hangover it's a win win.[/QUOTE] Yup, all doctors agree on that the best way to deal with alcohol is to combine it with colestrol.
Wow OP I never want to get drunk with you ever [editline]12:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Vinze;23983661]Not really, if you wanna get so drunk so you becomme obnoxious to others, pherhaps you should do it in the privacy of your own home. That way, you'll save your dignity.[/QUOTE] You too
[QUOTE=Vinze;23984636]Yup, all doctors agree on that the best way to deal with alcohol is to combine it with colestrol.[/QUOTE] Works for me :clint:
You only expereince one type at a party? We get all four in about 16 of the girls at the party, everytime.
Drunk chicks are part of parties. I'll tell you what is annoying : having a drunk guy come and sit on your stomach, then start to ask questions about your life, where you work, if you enjoy it, what's the name of your guinea pigs etc. etc. when you're trying to get to sleep on your mate's bedroom floor.
[QUOTE=YoMother;23985091]No. A gay guy lying next to you when you're trying to sleep is worse. Trust me.[/QUOTE] try a transvestite who's hair you held back as (s)he vomited into a toilet
What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life is that there is always a drunk girl.
op you've pretty much described what happens every fucking time children get drunk. enjoy it, it only works like this for a few years.
You talk like you know so much about it, but you've only ever been to two parties?
[QUOTE=joe588;23985150]What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life is that there is always a drunk girl.[/QUOTE] I said two parties as a joke. Clearly it didn't work for anyone. Yes, I have been to more than just two parties :v:
[QUOTE=Tea;23983651]Because he's only been to 2 and he complains about the drunk chicks. They're the fucking best thing about them.[/QUOTE] Drunk chicks smell of alcohol, make no sense, and usually keep bothering you. If I like a girl, I'll approach her when she's sober (not to mention you don't want an emotional wreck bothering you the day after when she realized what she did when drunk). [editline]01:42PM[/editline] Also personally I only got to parties to be social, because other than having fun looking at drunk people stumbling around, there isn't much to do there. Much better to invite a/some friends over and actually do something (play football, videogames, whatever).
[QUOTE=Troll?;23985310]I said two parties as a joke. Clearly it didn't work for anyone. Yes, I have been to more than just two parties :v:[/QUOTE] Hilarious joke you've got there.
[QUOTE=Troll?;23985310]I said two parties as a joke. Clearly it didn't work for anyone. Yes, I have been to more than just two parties :v:[/QUOTE] nah you just realised toss bag you sounded like in the op laid at 45 you will.
^ I assume you're fuck ugly and are incapable of approaching a chick when she's sober then aye?
[QUOTE=YoMother;23983853] [IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs513.ash1/30256_10150193859300570_823910569_12355382_1370826_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] the fuck?
[QUOTE=YoMother;23985697]acds guide on how not to get laid[/QUOTE] Well [B]how[/B] you get laid is way more important than just getting laid, and I don't see how it's impossible to get laid without going for drunk chicks (yeah it's harder that's for sure, but it's worth the extra effort).
Only bad experiences from fucking drunk chicks. Unless you hit it and quit it like a champ.
this is bad.
Last time I was at a party the girls weren't drunk, I think. Hard to tell because they were hyperactive the entire time, before and after drinks. There was a drunk Brit who snorted some spices and went jumping on the trampoline and hugging everyone, though.
OP is a pussy. He goes to one of two parties in his life, stays sober, and then complains when a girl sits on his lap. Man the fuck up.
The drunk chick was trying to talk to OP and he was too shy to talk back or look at her in the eyes
[QUOTE=Asm;23986161]The drunk chich was trying to talk to OP and he was too shy to talk back or look at her in the eyes[/QUOTE] Has picture taken. Goes up on Facebook. Gets tagged. Need to show Facepunch what a popular kid he is.
[QUOTE=Tea;23983554]I'm sorry but that's just depressing. Jesus christ OP, you've really got a thing against people enjoying themeselves don't you. No wonder you don't go to parties.[/QUOTE] Not all of us go to the "c00l kid parties". Sorry. I have never been to a "c00l kid party", because that doesn't appeal to me. I'm sorry to burst your bubble that people are different.
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983459] [b]The Lap-dance/Sit-on-the-sober-guy's-lap-drunk-chick[/b] The most awkward kind of drunk chick for one person. A humorous scene for the others. The pissed bitch will hunt for the most sober boy at the party, locate him, sit on him, and make him feel awkward. Those unfortunate enough to experience this type of drunk chick will understand what I say when I mention the 'unclean feeling'. [/QUOTE] There is a sub-species of this kind of drunk...[b]The I-can't-go-to-the-toilet-without-holding-your-hand chick:[/b] She preys upon her more sober female friend and drags her into the toilet with her creating the ultimate awkward situation as she carefully and ungracefully sits on the loo to do her business all the while telling her long suffering friend how much she loves her. I have been to several house parties and this always happens without fail
Was that satire gerbile4? [editline]12:39AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lizzzard;23986270]There is a sub-species of this kind of drunk...[b]The I-can't-go-to-the-toilet-without-holding-your-hand chick:[/b] She preys upon her more sober female friend and drags her into the toilet with her creating the ultimate awkward situation as she carefully and ungracefully sits on the loo to do her business all the while telling her long suffering friend how much she loves her. I have been to several house parties and this always happens without fail[/QUOTE] You are soooo cool. I wish I could be like you.
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