[QUOTE=DogGunn;23986289]
You are soooo cool.
I wish I could be like you.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry you wouldn't be the first :)
One i went to on monday there was a girl in the garden absolutley wasted, we had to call an ambulance and she had to get her stomach pumped.
[QUOTE=Lizzzard;23986270]There is a sub-species of this kind of drunk...[b]The I-can't-go-to-the-toilet-without-holding-your-hand chick:[/b] She preys upon her more sober female friend and drags her into the toilet with her creating the ultimate awkward situation as she carefully and ungracefully sits on the loo to do her business all the while telling her long suffering friend how much she loves her.
I have been to several house parties and this always happens without fail[/QUOTE]
And then you stay in there for about half an hour while the toilet queue starts overtaking most of the fucking party.
[QUOTE=LordLoss;23986380]And then you stay in there for about half an hour while the toilet queue starts overtaking most of the fucking party.[/QUOTE]
Whoa there cool your jets I didn't instigate the shared toilet time I was just a victim
[QUOTE=Lizzzard;23986423]Whoa there cool your jets I didn't instigate the shared toilet time I was just a victim[/QUOTE]
lol, I'm just sick of people having giant heart to hearts in the toilets, sometimes you gotta be tough with drunk people and drag them out of there :v:
Glad I've never been a victim of drunk chickidness...
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983459]What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life...[/QUOTE]
Yep, you sure seem to be an expert on this. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=LordLoss;23986491]lol, I'm just sick of people having giant heart to hearts in the toilets, sometimes you gotta be tough with drunk people and drag them out of there :v:[/QUOTE]
I'll use that for future reference :) next time I'm dragged kicking and screaming into the toilet I shall slap the drunk and tell her to man up. I'll rule with an iron fist!
She sat on your lap cause she wanted your junk dude, if you didnt get any ass out of that party because of her than you failed.
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[QUOTE=gerbile4;23986262]Not all of us go to the "c00l kid parties". Sorry.
I have never been to a "c00l kid party", because that doesn't appeal to me.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble that people are different.[/QUOTE]
How old are you?
[QUOTE=bravehat;23984493]You complain about drunk chicks sitting in your lap, and mention an unclean feeling.
Son, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Seriously, and who the fuck uses frozen peas for a hangover man, fucking rolls and sausage with a fried egg on top man, clogs your arteries and cures the hangover it's a win win.[/QUOTE]
I love you.
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23986262]Not all of us go to the "c00l kid parties". Sorry.
I have never been to a "c00l kid party", because that doesn't appeal to me.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble that people are different.[/QUOTE]
What in the holy name of fuck does "c00l" mean? I know about the word "cool," with two O's, but I've never heard of this "c00l" of which you speak.
/rant
But seriously, she was a drunk girl who wanted your junk. It was your only chance besides rape.
[QUOTE=Sickle;23986745]I love you.[/QUOTE]
I love you too man :v::respek::v:
But yeah, never have mexican chilli chicken as your breakfast the next morning, fucking awful idea only beaten by having Piri Piri chicken.
:byodood:
Don't forget the Puke-up-chick-who-then-wants-to-fuck-in-a-puddle-of-her-own-puke girl.
[QUOTE=Troll?;23983459]What I've learnt from the two parties I have been to in my life[/QUOTE]
TWO parties?~!! take it easy u party animal
[QUOTE=technologic;23986956]Don't forget the Puke-up-chick-who-then-wants-to-fuck-in-a-puddle-of-her-own-puke girl.[/QUOTE]
No, I'd rather forget that.
Oh and you can never forget the chick who gets all heart to heart and touchy feely (not in the good sense) and thinks you're like her fucking soul mate and that you're both so much a like when you're cannon balling your drink to help deal with it.
:argh:
Well, One girl I know went through 3 of those phases. She started dancing about, then telling everyone on the way back how fucking drunk she is, and at last she started crying that her boyfriend will get mad at her.
OP is in the closet
I don't like taking advantage of drunk girls. It makes me feel so disgusting.
[QUOTE=YoMother;23987203]You guys should probably know that the girl has a boyfriend already.[/QUOTE]
How do you know about tha- get out of here stalker.
I should really start going to parties, I'm missing out on a lot apparently
I don't go to parties, but if I did I'd prey on drunk chicks.
In fact I'm pretty sure that's why I don't get invited to parties ever.
The drunk chicks that cry and have low self-esteem are the easiest ones :smug:
I have never been to a party like that and I'm sure I will never get invited to one like that. I don't like parties anyways. If the party is like it is shown in TV and movies The music will be extremely loud and there will be people everywhere.
I hate extremely loud sounds and very-populated areas.
Thanks for your life story butler, now fetch me more wine.
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:v:
[QUOTE=Barky;23983507]ahahaha sober at a party very funny[/QUOTE]
Helps if you're driving :dance:
I don't drink. Much.
[QUOTE=r0ckmyl1fe;23984606]She looks like a horse, and whatever shes drinking reminds me of the crap you get in your toilet when you dont flush for a while[/QUOTE]
So?
I'd fuck a horse if it had nice tits.
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