• The drunk chick at a party.
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[QUOTE=analrapist;23990545]So? I'd fuck a horse if it had nice tits.[/QUOTE] :byodood:
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;23990564]:byodood:[/QUOTE] I hear horses are tiiiiiiiiight, brah!
Arriving at someone's house where a drunk chick is blowing six guys in a circle. Oh dear.
the table chick isn't very common but the others are spot on. except that you missed the previusly mentioned toilet chick that too get very sensitive and suddenly think you're her best friend ever.
OP's drunk chick looks kind of cute.
[QUOTE=Asm;23987064]OP is in the closet[/QUOTE]
She's not super hot or anything, but she's definitely bang-able. It's not like you have to marry/date a girl to have sex with her. Especially at that age.
[QUOTE=kenji;23983490]is your hand on her boob? you sly devil. :smug:[/QUOTE] :smug: yes yes it is
I too have experience the drunk girl sitting on your lap thing, except I wasn't sober. The girl was pretty fat as well, and she fall asleep/passed out on my lap. She used to like me but I declined her when she asked me out, I think she may have been getting revenge. I felt really bad because I made her get up by pretending that I needed a piss, and when she stood up she just tripped over, slammed head first into the wall and was just left there passed out on the ground. yeah that was awkward.
[QUOTE=analrapist;23990545]So? I'd fuck a horse if it had nice tits.[/QUOTE] well your name says everything
[QUOTE=Tea;23983651]Because he's only been to 2 and he compains about the drunk chicks. They're the fucking best thing about them.[/QUOTE] Not if they're ugly.
Cut your hair.
The drunk chick that will fuck anybody.
Best chicks are the [B]im gonna have sex with everyone here drunk chick[/B] hilarity ensues when she falls off a table and cries. also for some reason, in my first week of uni, i was so ridiculously drunk i invited about 15 people, 10 girls and 5 boys to our flat kitchen after a bar crawl; I ate one piece of fried chicken that i stole from a cold kfc box on the table, and went to bed. Leaving all the people in my flat, i'm that cool. :smug: However, not before i lay down in my shower, vomiting into my toilet, because i was just drunk enough to know i'd ruin my bed if i didn't puke first. :science: ^ Ninjad by a minute
Did you fuck her?
[QUOTE=r0ckmyl1fe;23994727]well your name says everything[/QUOTE] It's a reference to "Arrested Development" bro. The guy in my picture was the first person to combine the professions of Analyst and Therapist, thus becoming an Analrapist. [editline]10:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Benf199105;23995549]However, not before i lay down in my shower, vomiting into my toilet, because i was just drunk enough to know i'd ruin my bed if i didn't puke first. :science:[/QUOTE] Sounds like somebody needs to learn about the "strategic chunder" also known as the "tactical vomit": [i]A sadly misunderstood artform, the Tactical Vomit is a means of staying in the pub and drinking more alcohol than one's maximum capacity usually equips one for while staying relatively sober and retaining the ability to, for example, walk, speak and refrain from dribbling. It is is inevitable that during some point of an evening's revelry, or a "session" as we seasoned practitioners are wont to refer to it, the drinker, however hardened he may be to his beer, will begin to feel a minor revulsion to the act of picking up his pint and imbibing more liquid. It is a mistake to think that by acting like a shandy lightweight and either giving up and going home or switching to some unholy alcohol-free brew - such as orange juice or water, both of which are known to be poisonous to the human anatomy containing as they can such evils as "vitamins" or "nutrients" - one can salvage either one's health or one's self-respect. The only solution in this case is the tactical vomit. Go into the the toilets and make yourself puke. Then wash out your mouth, splash your face with cold water and return to the welcoming embrace of your beloved pint. And the one after. And the one after that. [/i]
Haha 2 parties and you think you know everything :) I've been to 10 parties and i never had to press frozen peas to my head or complain about how much i drank, you just don't know how to not get hungover.
Girls are so weak
Beer drinking, naughty.
My ex girlfriend got drunk at a party without me and according to a few people there may have gotten raped. But she didn't remember anything.
Cool stuff ya know. Meeting drunk kids at a party and watching kids get drunk. Cool stuff :)
What's wrong, you got a free boob feel, so it's win-win. :v: OBSERVE THE PIC CAREFULLY!
[QUOTE=YoMother;23983853] [IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs513.ash1/30256_10150193859300570_823910569_12355382_1370826_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Isn't that considered Water Boarding?
[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/2lcwkuh.png[/IMG] Op is gay for not taping that
Best kind of drunk chicks are the chicks that instantly get sober because their boyfriend is a bit too drunk and is throwing up everywhere so she has to help him clean up and is there for him to drunkenly grope her as she's trying to sleep.. My girlfriend is awesome.
What about the fat drunk chicks?
[IMG]http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af253/Deanathus/30256_10150193854545570_823910569_12354979_296276_n.jpg[/IMG] So if he's afraid of the drunk chick...... [IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs513.ash1/30256_10150193859300570_823910569_12355382_1370826_n.jpg[/IMG] Does that make him the drunk chick[b]en[/b]?
Can someone please fix that redeye? It makes it less creepy. And who buttons up their dress shirt all the way up?
[QUOTE=bravehat;23984493]You complain about drunk chicks sitting in your lap, and mention an unclean feeling. Son, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, and who the fuck uses frozen peas for a hangover man, fucking rolls and sausage with a fried egg on top man, clogs your arteries and cures the hangover it's a win win.[/QUOTE] I know right? If i had some bitch sitting on my lap, she'll be doing some crazy "aerobics" if you know what i mean :haw: More alcohol in the morning, fixes it up. Especially without all the fucking cooking of sausage and rolls, and a fried egg. Just take a few more shots you pussy.
i've never been to any party and i'm 23 :(
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