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Wipe cumstains off Maria pillow
go fast
Reveal the hidden box/safe under the fine art.
[B]>Exit hallway[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/teqBdqP.gif[/IMG] You exit your hallway into your living room. You bask in the warmth of your fake spider and posters.
>Examine fake spider
>[B]SEDUCE[/B] Fake Spider for absurd reasons [sp]Seriously, don't choose the above post because that user is like always chosen[/sp]
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE [B]>Examine fake spider.[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/wZuSyK9.gif[/IMG] You love spiders, almost as much as Maria! A spider named Maria though, you're not so sure.. [B]>SEDUCE Fake spider for absurd reasons.[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/ngMi68c.gif[/IMG] You start a relationship with the spider. It doesn't last long, though.
Continue down hallway
Sacrifice left arm to the blood god for good luck.
[B]>Continue down hallway >Sacrifice left arm to the blood god for good luck.[/B] You sincerely tried to do all these things, but all you accomplished was becoming this guy. [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/DAq1lU9.gif[/IMG] You are this douchebag. You hate this shitty, dark room. You hate your stupid green bedsheets. You hate your poster-less walls. The only thing you don't hate is your computer. It at least lets you escape this shitty house. You aren't really that cheery. You're kind of a shitty person, to be honest. What is your name?
Doc McStuffins
[B]>Doc McStuffins[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/4wNhus7.gif[/IMG] You try too hard to look all angry and sketchy but it just ends up all scribbly.
Felix Chandler
[B]>Felix Chandler[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/s9FjVXW.gif[/IMG] Your name is Felix Chandler now. You sit in FELIX CHANDLER'S room. You should do FELIX CHANDLER things.
go on the computer
[B]>Go on the computer[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/aUoysP4.gif[/IMG] You go onto your computer and admire your OS. It's your custom Linux distro, GoldOS. It exemplifies your love for the cracker art-form better than words could possibly know.
go on chrome
[B]>Go on Chrome[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/hdWfLYJ.gif[/IMG] Now..?
type in meatspin.com
[B]>Go to meatspin.com[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/0FpHhEx.gif[/IMG] ...
leave room
[B]>Leave room[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/z1JgLog.gif[/IMG] You can't. You might run into your mother again, and you don't think you can do that for awhile. Her voluptuous hair and sexy curves haunt your vision. You might call it an extreme Oedipus Complex, if you knew what that was.
play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
> Check under [B]BED[/B]
[B]>Check under BED[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/6AH9LaA.gif[/IMG] There's like nothing under there. Your [I]mother[/I] doesn't allow you to store things there. Seriously though, look at that fucking picture. It's literally a green rectangle. 10/10
think about friends
[B]>Think about friends[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/T2798rb.gif[/IMG] JUST SHUT UP OKAY.
check email [editline]26th November 2014[/editline] search for internet friends [editline]26th November 2014[/editline] search for internet friends
[B]>Search for internet friends.[/B] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/G5USnSt.gif[/IMG] JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT FRIENDS.
Eat some topkek to cheer yourself up
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