• Pigeons aren't real? I have proof
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What? :psyduck:
[QUOTE=realmgen;25362085]what about when they're inside your house...? what reflects them then?[/QUOTE] theres no such thing as houses
Oh god. Everything adds up now. :tinfoil:
this is the answer to life
So if I capture a pigeon and place it in a box, it'll disappear?
So my cat brings in dead holograms?
[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;25362242]So if I capture a pigeon and place it in a box, it'll disappear?[/QUOTE] It'll go through your hand, you can't catch pigeons. Didn't you read teh OP?
What about pigeons in the city?
Wait.. BUT how do we feed them?
[QUOTE=sniperlover;25362208]this is the answer to life[/QUOTE] I know this one...it's uhhhh i knew it i knew it. OH YEAH! the answer is 42!
[img_thumb]http://www.deconstructor.com/pics/nyc/P9150152.jpg[/img_thumb] It seems I have found a hole in your hypothesis!
They shit therefor they are.
[img]http://www.lostrepublic.us/Graphics/DoubleFacePalm.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Ezhik;25362282]Wait.. BUT how do we feed them?[/QUOTE] vaporized by sun beams
[QUOTE=OatmealMan;25361844]Haven't you heard? I believe it was that everyone had heard.[/QUOTE] 0:23 - 0:28 :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184[/media]
All those pigeons with no trees or leaves nearby... [img]http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/24a_10_pigeons_415x275.jpg[/img]
Communism everywhere in this thread.
[QUOTE=BurnEmDown;25362883]All those pigeons with no trees or leaves nearby... [img_thumb]http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/24a_10_pigeons_415x275.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] they obviously put projectors on the buildings? i mean come on.
Fucking weather balloons and swamp gas
Shit man, you're right. This pigeon was all up in my face like "Vote Conservatiiiiiive." But when I tried to fuck da police and deck that motherfucker my hand went straight on through. Fucking goverment propaganda shiiiit.
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25362975]they obviously put projectors on the buildings? i mean come on.[/QUOTE] and the lamp [editline]09:56PM[/editline] cant forget the lamp
OP you haven't heard? I though everyone had heard. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhoY88XIHM4&feature=related&fmt=35[/media]
[QUOTE=BurnEmDown;25362883]All those pigeons with no trees or leaves nearby... [img_thumb]http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/24a_10_pigeons_415x275.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] photoshop
My friend showed me a trick a couple years ago. If there's a fucktonne of pigeons eyeing you up while you're eating, put a french fry down and when they come to get it grab them. It's funny and easy to do. And then the pigeons tend to fuck off while you finish eating.
Holy shit
It all makes sense... [editline]08:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=professor cool.;25362095]big cities dont have power lines...[/QUOTE] People inside the buildings use projectors to trick people.
You have a beautiful picture there.
Wait... So pidgeon != Real... How do the cows feel about this?
Dear god, IT IS ALL CLEAR NOW.
[QUOTE=Loli;25364330]Wait... So pidgeon != Real... How do the cows feel about this?[/QUOTE] In what fantasy world are you living in son Pigeons are just projections, cows aren't much different, they are projected by the grass
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