• Pigeons aren't real? I have proof
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[QUOTE=Jookia;25361749]Although your hypothesis is sound, I have one question. If Pidgeons aren't real, how do they crow?[/QUOTE] Pigeons dont. Roosters do, who by the way are actually government robots who cause hens to lay eggs containing a mind-altering chemical that makes the populace susceptible to mind control rays. Chicken is actually meat from the bodies of people who have discovered this and died in Federal jails. OH shit, they're at my doogotathitpost
Don't let the pigeon drive the bus
I now know the truth. Thank you for enlightening us all.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;25362282]Wait.. BUT how do we feed them?[/QUOTE] The rice or food is vaporized and turned into energy, thus projecting more pigeons, which is why there are always MORE.
Shit thread. Not funny. Everyone whoring new ratings. Kill you are self.
Why do they shit on stuff then?
[QUOTE=HarryG321;25364922]Shit thread. Not funny. Everyone whoring new ratings. Kill you are self.[/QUOTE] kill you are self
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;25364999]kill you are self[/QUOTE] No.
What pigeons? I only see seagulls.
I question how they can eat mah bread crumbs if they are hollowgrams. Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Guys before they cut me off I have to tell you tha
If pigeons are just holograms made from trees, why are there so many pigeons in New York City? There are no trees there.
I once kicked a pigeon That was no hologram.
I knew I was right! They all laughed at me before, but now I have proof!
Someone call the Union! This mans a fucking genius. Prove yourself! Prove that seagulls aren't real now!
[img]http://philip.greenspun.com/images/200102-e10-london/trafalgar-tourists-and-pigeons-horizontal.half.jpg[/img] Theory = Annihilated.
Fucking flying rats. Kill them all!
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;25366034][img_thumb]http://philip.greenspun.com/images/200102-e10-london/trafalgar-tourists-and-pigeons-horizontal.half.jpg[/img_thumb] Theory = Annihilated.[/QUOTE] That photo is obviously doctored wait shit I rated myself dumb
The birds in the trees are not actual birds. Don't look at them.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;25366239]Fucking flying rats. Kill them all![/QUOTE] I wish I could, but they are just projections. Flying, shitting, annoying projections. [img]http://www.thereviewcrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Pigeons.jpg[/img]
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