• Corny Pickup Lines
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Hey babe, let me shove a French fry up your pusshole
My drink is getting lonely, mind if I set mine with yours?
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
My brother told me he said this to his ex: Brother: "You know how big my dick is?" Girl: "How big?" Brother: "I can fit my two hands, and one of your hands, and the tips still sticking out." Now he has 4 kids to that girl.
is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.
[QUOTE=Jacklus;19417862]Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?[/QUOTE] No, no, no.... [img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2126/53/35/47365968371/n47365968371_1408853_2122.jpg[/img]
Want to go for a ride on my yachts? Works every time, course you need a yacht.
Are you inviting? Because I'd like to come in.
You've got corn stuck in your teeth, wanna kiss?
Your bodily form pleases me, do you wish to engage in a courtship ceremony at the local provider of moving pictures and sound? Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Cool weather, right? Listen, i gotta ask this ebcause i'm in a kind of a hurry right now. Wanna have a cup of coffee or tea perhaps? Sure. Allright, now i gotta make some things clear. I gotta have at least 3 hours straight in the pussy, one hour in hole two and at least a 10-min blowjob after the two. Of course a handjob beforehand helps the thing. ... Good, i'll catch ya later. Oh by the way, you're fucking ugly with that makeup. Go get better before i come to your place.
You look fertile.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you fuck me?" I'm like Dominoes, if I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next ones free. I heard you give brain like you've studied at Cambridge.
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